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Edger Allan Hoe
@edgerallanhoe.bsky.social
Hazzah! A man (ungendered ver.) of quality I see! Yes yes, we know who you are, and we got what you want.

Hands must be inside pants at all times, sorry I don't make the rules here.

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Bring back grinding with clothes on. I wanna see how bad you squirm around under my weight, I want to know just how far you can hold back until you can't anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
New date idea❗❗

How about we run a new experiment where I figure out how thick your saliva is with my tongue. For scientific reasons we have to run the experiment multiple times, so please bring water to keep yourself hydrated.

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November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Call me black Ice the way I be slick with no warning.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Do you think that your face card keeps declining? Well look no further!

Just place it between my cheeks and your card will always be accepted here.

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November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM