Eddie Mars Attacks!
@eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social
Immigration and Human Rights Attorney: I crush ICE.
Pulp fiction author: buy my books
Film guy 📽️: video store manager from '03 to '12
NOT A SNITCH.
Pulp fiction author: buy my books
Film guy 📽️: video store manager from '03 to '12
NOT A SNITCH.
Popo leaves me notes.
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Popo leaves me notes.
Dear god I am exhausted.
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Dear god I am exhausted.
There's a show called Serial Killers with Piers Morgan but I won't watch it because I find Piers Morgan despicable.
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
There's a show called Serial Killers with Piers Morgan but I won't watch it because I find Piers Morgan despicable.
Watching Hooper.
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Watching Hooper.
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District Judge blocks order ending TPS status granted to Haitians www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/02/dist...
District Judge blocks order ending TPS status granted to Haitians - Lawyers, Guns & Money
The forthcoming ethnic cleansing of Springfield, OH has been put on hold, with a forceful (and unanswerable) opinion: A federal judge on Monday blocked the Trump administration from ending Temporary P...
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February 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
District Judge blocks order ending TPS status granted to Haitians www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/02/dist...
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RIP to Christa Lang Fuller
February 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
RIP to Christa Lang Fuller
First Monday of the month sunset.
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
First Monday of the month sunset.
I represent a group of metalworkers from Mexico who work for a famous sculptor, so the call from the Guggenheim today was unexpected but not surprising. Kinda cool tho.
February 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I represent a group of metalworkers from Mexico who work for a famous sculptor, so the call from the Guggenheim today was unexpected but not surprising. Kinda cool tho.
Watching the Caribbean series. Mexico V Dominican Republic
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Watching the Caribbean series. Mexico V Dominican Republic
Dante Spinotti. Retire, bitch.
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Dante Spinotti. Retire, bitch.
Watching The Hit. One of my all-time faves. The house in Spain happens to be owned by the father of a friend of mine.
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Watching The Hit. One of my all-time faves. The house in Spain happens to be owned by the father of a friend of mine.
Buddy got a haircut!
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Buddy got a haircut!
Watching One Battle After Another.
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Watching One Battle After Another.
I have some deaf clients and I just found a mistake in the government's case. More than likely they get to keep their green cards. Case will be dismissed!
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I have some deaf clients and I just found a mistake in the government's case. More than likely they get to keep their green cards. Case will be dismissed!
I hope everyone strikes today. I’m going to the office because I’m an immigration and human rights attorney, but I plan on reading open veins of Latin America by Galliano instead of working
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I hope everyone strikes today. I’m going to the office because I’m an immigration and human rights attorney, but I plan on reading open veins of Latin America by Galliano instead of working
The joy I feel when I know I get to work from home and don't have to get up early. Almost unsurpassable.
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 AM
The joy I feel when I know I get to work from home and don't have to get up early. Almost unsurpassable.
I have to background check client's social media because the government always takes a look. A number of my clients are petitioning women from the Philippines so I check their accounts and now my facebook algorithm really makes me look like a creep.
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I have to background check client's social media because the government always takes a look. A number of my clients are petitioning women from the Philippines so I check their accounts and now my facebook algorithm really makes me look like a creep.
Another office sunset! WFH tomorrow so I can stay up late!
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Another office sunset! WFH tomorrow so I can stay up late!
I'm up next!
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm up next!
First lawyer in court today is messing up and pissing off the judge. Fantastic!
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
First lawyer in court today is messing up and pissing off the judge. Fantastic!
Court has begun!
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Court has begun!
Waiting for video court to start. Gonna do some law talking. Got a new keyboard but immediately spilled coke on it so now the shift button sticks and takes the capslock with it. Not great for passwords!
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Waiting for video court to start. Gonna do some law talking. Got a new keyboard but immediately spilled coke on it so now the shift button sticks and takes the capslock with it. Not great for passwords!
Another office sunset. Court tomorrow. Going into weasel mode to try and buy client some time.
January 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Another office sunset. Court tomorrow. Going into weasel mode to try and buy client some time.
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Amateur hour in Minneapolis continues, even with Bovino out of the picture.
This is indicative of a broader issue with Trump’s mass deportation push; officers aren’t doing even basic investigations (to figure out things like “is this address a consulate”) as pressure to keep up arrests is so high.
This is indicative of a broader issue with Trump’s mass deportation push; officers aren’t doing even basic investigations (to figure out things like “is this address a consulate”) as pressure to keep up arrests is so high.
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Amateur hour in Minneapolis continues, even with Bovino out of the picture.
This is indicative of a broader issue with Trump’s mass deportation push; officers aren’t doing even basic investigations (to figure out things like “is this address a consulate”) as pressure to keep up arrests is so high.
This is indicative of a broader issue with Trump’s mass deportation push; officers aren’t doing even basic investigations (to figure out things like “is this address a consulate”) as pressure to keep up arrests is so high.