So there you go, oh, can't make a wife out of a Ho-oh

John Popper makes a proper proffer to Judge Lawler.

What rock song has the most key changes, and why is it "Forget It" by Breaking Benjamin?

It costs $0.00 to be nice, to communicate, to have empathy for another human being. It also costs $0.00 to not. So I guess it really comes down to who you are as a person and what you want to put out into the world and into your community. Choose kindness, choose empathy. We need it more than ever.

Idk when the least embarrassing time to admit this is so I'll just say it, I 100% thought "The Bunny The Bear" and "Echo and the Bunnymen" were the same band

Watching Ms Rachel is crazy because one segment will be the most high school English project looking cell phone video and the next will be a beautiful music video with Kevin Osula from Pentatonix.

Bro just get therapy

So Donald Trump wants the US to take over Gaza. Completely level it and have the US own it.

So we're just doing ethnic cleansing now?

I have a total of 7 emails in my personal inbox and this is the kind of peace I need in all aspects of my life.

Still working on getting better at posting here, but I'll be at the Tourist Inn tomorrow night playing some songs and taking your requests! 7-10pm.

Like I get that we're at a club where I'm playing loud music, but I really do not need you to talk directly into my face with your bad breath for 10 minutes about what a big deal you used to be 20 years ago.

I love my job but it can be very trying sometimes.

I'm super late to the party, but yeah, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is a jam front to back. Haven't liked a pop album this much since 24K Magic.

For someone who hates being sick I sure haven't been to the doctor for a regular checkup in a while.

In case you don't know, I host karaoke Mondays and Wednesdays form 9pm-1am at the coolest bar in Harrisburg, JB Lovedrafts. Come hang 🤙

In case y'all don't know, I play in a cool pop punk band called Lyndhurst that you should definitely check out (and follow @lyndhurst.bsky.social).

Waddup. I barely used X or Threads, so I probably won't use this much, but follow to stay in touch.