Steve
@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social
Poet, Amateur photographer, and aspiring artificial life form.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Remember: Even though the rebels destroyed the Death Star, the Empire not only survived, they nearly destroyed the Rebellion shortly thereafter.
Resistance is a long and messy game.
Resistance is a long and messy game.
May 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Remember: Even though the rebels destroyed the Death Star, the Empire not only survived, they nearly destroyed the Rebellion shortly thereafter.
Resistance is a long and messy game.
Resistance is a long and messy game.
“American Pope” sounds like the title of a Tarantino flick.
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“American Pope” sounds like the title of a Tarantino flick.
@therealbigwall.bsky.social This timeline stinks. 😞
April 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@therealbigwall.bsky.social This timeline stinks. 😞
I can’t be the only here wondering where the billions and billions of dollars Trump has impounded are going to end up, can I?
April 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I can’t be the only here wondering where the billions and billions of dollars Trump has impounded are going to end up, can I?
We’re all agreed that even if a Democrat gets elected in 2028 DOGE will burn the place down on their way out the door, right?
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We’re all agreed that even if a Democrat gets elected in 2028 DOGE will burn the place down on their way out the door, right?
I’m halfway convinced Trump thinks the Macdonald Islands is where Big Macs come from.
April 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m halfway convinced Trump thinks the Macdonald Islands is where Big Macs come from.
If this was a comic book, we’d be right at the point where the Avengers show up to save the day.
February 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If this was a comic book, we’d be right at the point where the Avengers show up to save the day.
@therealbigwall.bsky.social I just can’t even with this. AI really might kill us all someday.
January 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@therealbigwall.bsky.social I just can’t even with this. AI really might kill us all someday.
@johnknefel.bsky.social What, no $14.88 deal this time??
January 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@johnknefel.bsky.social What, no $14.88 deal this time??
@therealbigwall.bsky.social He’s basically a supervillain now, so I’ve decided I will refer to him as “Lex Loser” from this point on.
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@therealbigwall.bsky.social He’s basically a supervillain now, so I’ve decided I will refer to him as “Lex Loser” from this point on.
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 20, 2024 at 4:16 AM
November 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
@therealbigwall.bsky.social Good god, MAKE IT STOP. 🤦♂️
November 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM
@therealbigwall.bsky.social Good god, MAKE IT STOP. 🤦♂️
November 26, 2024 at 4:38 PM
@itsdrewk.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! 💪🏼
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 PM
@itsdrewk.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! 💪🏼
Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet.
That’s it.
That’s the post.
That’s it.
That’s the post.
November 17, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet.
That’s it.
That’s the post.
That’s it.
That’s the post.
Welcome to bluesky; we have rules here:
1. We will never give you up.
2. We will never let you down.
3. We will never run around.
4. We will never desert you.
1. We will never give you up.
2. We will never let you down.
3. We will never run around.
4. We will never desert you.
October 18, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Welcome to bluesky; we have rules here:
1. We will never give you up.
2. We will never let you down.
3. We will never run around.
4. We will never desert you.
1. We will never give you up.
2. We will never let you down.
3. We will never run around.
4. We will never desert you.
I’m excited to announce I’ve agreed to a fight with Mike Tyson. The fight will be in my backyard ring. I get to wear steel loaded gloves and Mike is not allowed to move in the ring. PPV date pending. Also, Mike still needs to say yes…
August 3, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I’m excited to announce I’ve agreed to a fight with Mike Tyson. The fight will be in my backyard ring. I get to wear steel loaded gloves and Mike is not allowed to move in the ring. PPV date pending. Also, Mike still needs to say yes…
There once was a beast with orange skin
Who trashed all the laws just to win.
But the court wouldn’t budge
And sayeth the judge:
“The bastard is guilty as sin.”
Who trashed all the laws just to win.
But the court wouldn’t budge
And sayeth the judge:
“The bastard is guilty as sin.”
April 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
There once was a beast with orange skin
Who trashed all the laws just to win.
But the court wouldn’t budge
And sayeth the judge:
“The bastard is guilty as sin.”
Who trashed all the laws just to win.
But the court wouldn’t budge
And sayeth the judge:
“The bastard is guilty as sin.”
The distraught woman broke into tears.
All she wanted to do was grieve her fallen son.
But because she lost her phone and couldn’t get the code, she was locked out of the room.
And mourns only from a distance.
It’s about security and the greater good.
Or so we’re led to believe.
#microfiction
All she wanted to do was grieve her fallen son.
But because she lost her phone and couldn’t get the code, she was locked out of the room.
And mourns only from a distance.
It’s about security and the greater good.
Or so we’re led to believe.
#microfiction
April 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
The distraught woman broke into tears.
All she wanted to do was grieve her fallen son.
But because she lost her phone and couldn’t get the code, she was locked out of the room.
And mourns only from a distance.
It’s about security and the greater good.
Or so we’re led to believe.
#microfiction
All she wanted to do was grieve her fallen son.
But because she lost her phone and couldn’t get the code, she was locked out of the room.
And mourns only from a distance.
It’s about security and the greater good.
Or so we’re led to believe.
#microfiction
I’m hanging out on Bluesky
‘Cause Twitter is such a pig sty
Because of an awful orange guy
Who drains his minions bone dry
And believes the laws should not apply
Leaving all of us to scream: WHY??
‘Cause Twitter is such a pig sty
Because of an awful orange guy
Who drains his minions bone dry
And believes the laws should not apply
Leaving all of us to scream: WHY??
April 20, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I’m hanging out on Bluesky
‘Cause Twitter is such a pig sty
Because of an awful orange guy
Who drains his minions bone dry
And believes the laws should not apply
Leaving all of us to scream: WHY??
‘Cause Twitter is such a pig sty
Because of an awful orange guy
Who drains his minions bone dry
And believes the laws should not apply
Leaving all of us to scream: WHY??
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We are about to enter the darkest corners of the Internet, far from any funny cat photos, graduation videos and Disney movies. You’ve all signed a waiver stating DeepNet Air is not responsible for what may happen in here so…let’s go.”
September 4, 2023 at 6:47 PM
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We are about to enter the darkest corners of the Internet, far from any funny cat photos, graduation videos and Disney movies. You’ve all signed a waiver stating DeepNet Air is not responsible for what may happen in here so…let’s go.”
I was planning to make a fitness documentary, but it never worked out.
August 13, 2023 at 5:38 PM
I was planning to make a fitness documentary, but it never worked out.