EBJeebies
@ebjeebies.bsky.social
Music nerd, occasional YouTuber, and pixel art connoisseur/hyperfixator
Opinions expressed on this page are my own, usually fueled by boredom and/or inebriation
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
NOT UP FOR DEBATE
Opinions expressed on this page are my own, usually fueled by boredom and/or inebriation
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
NOT UP FOR DEBATE
Car troubles seem to only ever happen when I don’t have the money to fix them 😓
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Car troubles seem to only ever happen when I don’t have the money to fix them 😓
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When people talk about “Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension” it always feels weirdly disappointing to have the incomprehensibility be purely mechanical. Like “Wide Ape” for instance. I mean, technically it is incomprehensible in the sense that it is infinitely wide, but it just feels cheap.
August 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When people talk about “Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension” it always feels weirdly disappointing to have the incomprehensibility be purely mechanical. Like “Wide Ape” for instance. I mean, technically it is incomprehensible in the sense that it is infinitely wide, but it just feels cheap.
Last night I had a dream that I was the president and I was being investigated for some scandal I was involved in, and in an interview I came up with the ingenious quote of, “Well, if you keep looking for hairs in the soup, sooner or later you’ll find a head”
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Last night I had a dream that I was the president and I was being investigated for some scandal I was involved in, and in an interview I came up with the ingenious quote of, “Well, if you keep looking for hairs in the soup, sooner or later you’ll find a head”
BREAKING NEWS: Local man realizes the hate he held on to for years wouldn’t get him anywhere in life and that his views on social issues were misguided; changes his mind. Millions are shocked
August 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Local man realizes the hate he held on to for years wouldn’t get him anywhere in life and that his views on social issues were misguided; changes his mind. Millions are shocked
I unironically believe that if the US government were run like the poll system in OSRS we would be a lot better off
August 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I unironically believe that if the US government were run like the poll system in OSRS we would be a lot better off
Haven’t eaten anything in 24 hours but have had about a gallon of coffee, shit got me shaking like a chihuahua
August 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Haven’t eaten anything in 24 hours but have had about a gallon of coffee, shit got me shaking like a chihuahua
>open Steam “woke content detector”
>game flagged as woke
>first word in description is “allows”
>game flagged as woke
>first word in description is “allows”
June 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
>open Steam “woke content detector”
>game flagged as woke
>first word in description is “allows”
>game flagged as woke
>first word in description is “allows”
Ah, yes. But trans people surely are the bigger threat to children right?
conservatives are beginning to publicly workshop their rehabilitation of jeffery epstein lol
June 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ah, yes. But trans people surely are the bigger threat to children right?
You should not be expected to respect factually incorrect information under the guise of “it’s just my opinion man”
June 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You should not be expected to respect factually incorrect information under the guise of “it’s just my opinion man”
Happy late birthday gay people or something idk
June 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Happy late birthday gay people or something idk
Wait… you guys can tune things out?
May 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wait… you guys can tune things out?
Numbers are so much fun! Post 1488 on Twitter and nobody bats an eye, but post 8647 on Instagram and everybody loses their minds
May 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Numbers are so much fun! Post 1488 on Twitter and nobody bats an eye, but post 8647 on Instagram and everybody loses their minds
It’s like a HOUSE… for COWS.
April 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s like a HOUSE… for COWS.
Bring cringe fucking rocks why didn’t anyone tell me
March 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Bring cringe fucking rocks why didn’t anyone tell me
I have realized today that an overwhelming majority of decisions I have made in my life have boiled down to “would this be funny”
March 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have realized today that an overwhelming majority of decisions I have made in my life have boiled down to “would this be funny”
The masculine urge to die in battle covered in the blood of my enemies
January 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The masculine urge to die in battle covered in the blood of my enemies
The latest knocked loose record is the first time since I was maybe 9 that music has made me feel genuine terror. Shit goes absolutely FERAL
January 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The latest knocked loose record is the first time since I was maybe 9 that music has made me feel genuine terror. Shit goes absolutely FERAL
Billie Joe Armstrong with blond hair is like the product of Tony Hawk and David Spade colliding in a fusion reactor
January 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Billie Joe Armstrong with blond hair is like the product of Tony Hawk and David Spade colliding in a fusion reactor
Song currently stuck in my head (a thread to be continued)
Mr. Bungle - Carousel
Mr. Bungle - Carousel
December 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Song currently stuck in my head (a thread to be continued)
Mr. Bungle - Carousel
Mr. Bungle - Carousel
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every single elected democrat should be posting like this
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
every single elected democrat should be posting like this
Victorian era people be like: babe I’ve had my monthly bath, time for sex
December 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Victorian era people be like: babe I’ve had my monthly bath, time for sex
I feel like I’m the only person on the planet that prefers RS3 to old school
December 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I feel like I’m the only person on the planet that prefers RS3 to old school