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Voltage fluctuation + an unexpected gravity check. ⚡
Falling in testing is normal. Getting up is 𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!
Kudos, independent start-up. #AIDOLLabs
#InnovationInProgress #KeepBuilding 👏
Russian humanoid robot collapses face first during showcase
YouTube video by Associated Press
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November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🍋 Just setting up my sweet lemonade stand on Bluesky!

Here’s today’s code for a sunny day: [444399-sweet-lemonade-stand]

Stop by, say hi, and sip something bright! 😄✨
November 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹𝘀! 🎃
Creepy & classic - maybe leave a nightlight on.
#DisneyHauntedHouse1964

We’re one step away from #Hershey’s HealthHubWatch™: Track your steps… to the candy bowl. 🍬 🍭 🍫 🧁 😜

🎧 Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House (1964)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6rQ...
Disney Haunted House Sound Effects Record 1964
YouTube video by Dean Leatherman
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
These aren’t actual bots--just teeny magnetic sperm-bots doing their micro-missions! 🧲〰️🤖…Oops, I meant not-actually-bots! Great science either way.

#MagneticScience #FertilityResearch #MicroTech #ScienceWin #NotActualBots
Scientists invented 'sperm bots' that they piloted through a fake cervix and uterus
Newly unveiled sperm microbots have the potential to improve reproductive health with magnetic controls and real-time X-ray tracking, according to a study.
www.livescience.com
September 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
#𝗖𝘆𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆𝗧𝗶𝗽 🔐
Ever checked if your info has been floating around the dark corners of the internet? #HaveIBeenPwned is a legit & safe tool run by security pro Troy Hunt⟶ haveibeenpwned.com.
#DeHashed Digs way deeper, costs $$, even cops use it. Play at your own risk 🎭 #DataBreach #SecurityTips
Have I Been Pwned: Check if your email address has been exposed in a data breach
Have I Been Pwned allows you to check whether your email address has been exposed in a data breach.
haveibeenpwned.com
September 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Turns out you can live without your appendix, tonsils, and gallbladder. Cavity Sam was right all along. 🩺😷🫁
#OperationGame #BodyPartsYouCanLose #CuriousIssue37
#IFLS #ClassicOperation
Are There Body Parts You Can Live Without? Find Out More In Issue 37 Of CURIOUS – Out Now
Do we really know more about space than the deep ocean? A 37-hour ocean swim? All this and more exclusively in the latest issue of our e-magazine.
www.iflscience.com
July 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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July 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗯𝘆-𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴-𝗼𝗳𝗳 ⚾️💥🏆 #NationalLeague #AllStarGame #SwingOff #MLB2025
In perfect salute to Aaron, NL wins All-Star Game decided by Derby-like swing-off
ATLANTA – It was a night for Hammerin’ – the kind we’ve replayed often and the kind we’ve never seen before. Temporarily reimagined as Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium for a stirring, technological tribu...
www.mlb.com
July 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Mario winked. Mission complete. Donkey Kong lives on -AI style. Much love to the OGs: #Nintendo, #Atari, #Sony, #Mattel. Where TF is #barbie?!
🍌✨ #RetroGaming #DonkeyKong #AIart 💋
June 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗱
Captured just south of Rathdrum, Idaho, where the day’s last light pulled color from the clouds, and the faintest trace of aurora lingered low on the horizon.

#IdahoSkies #GalaxyRAW #Aurora #Borealis #AuroraBorealis #NaturePhotography #Landscape #EveningLight #Skywatch
June 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀
When Pac-Man plays Pac-Man… and gets caught in 4K.
Legacy tech. Fisheye lens. CRT chaos.
What would you name this frame?

Created by me using #SoraAI, with prompt support from #ChatGPT (Sora Edition).

#RetroGaming #PacMan #TechNostalgia #CRTAesthetic #CaughtInTheAct #3DRender #SoraAI
May 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When the Terminator trades his Harley for a skateboard.
Arnold hits the half-pipe like a legend—Tony Hawk style. 🛹😎 Rendered with love using #Sora.

Credit to @schwarzenegger.bsky.social & @tonyhawkproskater.bsky.social 🖖Iconic—always!

#Skateinator #XGamesEnergy #HuntingtonBeachVibes #AIart
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Just dropped “Einstein and Hawking’s Night” — pizza, Netflix & Spacetime. Made it in #Sora and I’m kinda obsessed. You should totally try it. 🧠🍕✨
#AIArt #Relativity #SciFiVibes #BlueskyArt #MadeWithSora
sora.chatgpt.com/g/gen_01jse8...
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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A new study may have helped explain part of the enduring mystery of how animals evolved our buttholes.

www.iflscience.com/your-butthol...
Your Butthole Had A Very Different Role In The Ancient Past, New Study Suggests
Scientists really be like "the xenacoelomorph gonopore is homologous to the bilaterian anus" when they mean "your bumhole used to be your spermhole".
www.iflscience.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗔𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 keeps crashing—𝗗𝗼𝗦 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 are the oldest trick in the book! 🤔 Struggling to log in? 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘂𝗽 𝗦𝗦𝗔 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰 & know when to log in! 🆓 Tips & support this weekend!
👉 ebizmarket.net/cybersecurity-resources

#SocialSecurityAdministration #DoS @mcuban.bsky.social
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March 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
¡Cuando tus clientes necesitan soporte con Meta, pero tú prefieres un “Mundus sine caesaribus”! 😂💻 #eBizMarket #TechLife
fortune.com/2025/03/21/b...
Bluesky made more money selling T-shirts mocking Mark Zuckerberg in one day than it has in two years of selling custom domains
Shirt took a stab at Mark Zuckerberg, to the delight of many.
fortune.com
March 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗢𝗻! 𝗧𝗥𝗬:
ISS Docking Simulator. Designed by Shane Mielke. It mirrors the interface used by NASA astronauts to manually pilot vehicles like the Dragon 2 to the ISS. #Disclaimer: Simulator design based on real interfaces, but may not reflect exact #NASA operations. Hang on! 🤪 iss-sim.spacex.com
SPACEX - ISS Docking Simulator
This simulator will familiarize you with the controls of the actual interface used by NASA Astronauts to manually pilot the SpaceX Dragon 2 vehicle to the International Space Station.
iss-sim.spacex.com
March 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
𝗖𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲 ☕
We appreciate your faith in our miracle-working skills. But when we ask, 'What changed?' — spilling coffee into your laptop definitely counts! 😉
What's your worst computer faux pas?
#TechSupport #MiracleWorkers #ITHumor #ComputerFails #SpilledCoffee ebizmarket.net
March 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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An international team of researchers has taken an important step in the 3D printing of organs: the organ of choice was the penis, part of which was reconstructed in the lab using a hydrogel showing realistic functionality.

www.iflscience.com/3d-printed-t...
3D-Printed Tissue Restored Penis Capabilities For Pigs And Rabbits In World First
The implantable model might see future human applications.
www.iflscience.com
March 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In case you missed it, here’s a shot of the aurora borealis from October 2024—peaceful and quiet, just right for a little escape. Can you spot the Big Dipper? ✨ #Tranquility #Aurora
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM