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Fatty Mayonnaise
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· Nov 14
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I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
it's about to be 80°F for christmas
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
it's about to be 80°F for christmas
they need to make more gudetama merch 😤
a cartoon drawing of a yellow duck with a black background
Alt: gudetama jumping with a black background
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December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
they need to make more gudetama merch 😤
it's not often i feel appreciated as a substitute. however at the last school i attended for 4 weeks the teachers, admins and students showed me more love than all my other assignments combined 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
it's not often i feel appreciated as a substitute. however at the last school i attended for 4 weeks the teachers, admins and students showed me more love than all my other assignments combined 🥰
listen: you don't have to me tell me that you didn't make that smell in the bathroom. i'm using a public restroom. i expect there to be smells.
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
listen: you don't have to me tell me that you didn't make that smell in the bathroom. i'm using a public restroom. i expect there to be smells.
where is the mf dryer's peppermint ice cream?
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
where is the mf dryer's peppermint ice cream?
i've found my people 🍽️
Sometimes I be tired of chicken... I wonder what penguins taste like.
a pink cartoon character is holding a fork and spoon in his mouth .
ALT: a pink cartoon character is holding a fork and spoon in his mouth .
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December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i've found my people 🍽️
it's coming along
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
it's coming along
gonna smoke this duck and these beets tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
gonna smoke this duck and these beets tomorrow
if y'all don't eat vegetables just say that
I still think y’all are not serious talmbout eating green bean casserole….
Corn pudding sounded like a prank to me the first time I heard of it. It’s still part of someone’s tradition.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if y'all don't eat vegetables just say that
ngl- i'm quick to cut a slow mf off.
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
guaranteed horrible drivers:
- ppl who drive minivans.
- ppl with TX license plates.
- ppl who drive minivans.
- ppl with TX license plates.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
ngl- i'm quick to cut a slow mf off.
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
this oatmeal raisin hate has to stop. some of you weren't raised around grannies and paw paws and it shows 🙂↕️
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
this oatmeal raisin hate has to stop. some of you weren't raised around grannies and paw paws and it shows 🙂↕️
used to retch just cleaning the pot they were in
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
used to retch just cleaning the pot they were in
quote post with your own dramatic black & white selfie
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
quote post with your own dramatic black & white selfie
this is so texas-coded 😝
Whataburger or burger king? Please respond.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this is so texas-coded 😝
@kindredbookshop.bsky.social just sent me the notification that it shipped Eternal Ruin and. I. am. geeked.
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a sailor hat
Alt: spongebob wearing a sailor hat and geeking tf out
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October 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@kindredbookshop.bsky.social just sent me the notification that it shipped Eternal Ruin and. I. am. geeked.
i'm stuck in a boring book rut and all the books i really wanna read have a 4+ week waitlist on libby
a penguin is crying in a puddle of water and the word pengu is on the bottom
Alt: a penguin is crying in a puddle of water and the word pengu is on the bottom
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October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i'm stuck in a boring book rut and all the books i really wanna read have a 4+ week waitlist on libby
lisssen- he bought the GOOD ice cream to go with those floats. TILLAMOOK is the TRUTH.
This lady rates work potluck offerings lolol
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
lisssen- he bought the GOOD ice cream to go with those floats. TILLAMOOK is the TRUTH.
i thought that had to do with olive oil or some shit 😭
Imagine having "OVO" in your username as an adult in big 2025 😭😭🤢🤢🤢
October 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i thought that had to do with olive oil or some shit 😭
why my vet clown my baby like this 😭#tripod
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
why my vet clown my baby like this 😭#tripod
damn. y'all don't like shit.
It’s the holiday season, which means egg nog bout to drop.
THAT SHIT IS ASS!!!!!!
THAT SHIT IS ASS!!!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
damn. y'all don't like shit.
i'm not flirting with you... i'm just a nice, smiley babykins 🤭
September 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i'm not flirting with you... i'm just a nice, smiley babykins 🤭
the smell of fabuloso in restaurants
What are you tired of ?
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the smell of fabuloso in restaurants
woke up early to catch a matinee of the demon slayer movie. i have so many questions and no one to talk about them with cuz... spoilers 😩
September 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
woke up early to catch a matinee of the demon slayer movie. i have so many questions and no one to talk about them with cuz... spoilers 😩