Stan
@eastpunk.bsky.social
Artist, gamer, hot rodder, cheese enthusiast.
I’m really getting into writing short fiction. Mostly to-do lists…
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m really getting into writing short fiction. Mostly to-do lists…
How do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
How do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?
When Bob was reincarnated, we didn’t know for sure that it was him, but there were signs…
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When Bob was reincarnated, we didn’t know for sure that it was him, but there were signs…
For the last time:
Abyss: For staring into.
Void: For screaming into.
Abyss: For staring into.
Void: For screaming into.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
For the last time:
Abyss: For staring into.
Void: For screaming into.
Abyss: For staring into.
Void: For screaming into.
No one has had a bigger glow up in the last 10 years than cauliflower. It went from being ashy broccoli to being the Mystique of vegetables, always coming at you with a new shape. You want rice?
Mashed potatoes? Pasta? Cheese? A man? Low cost housing? Make it from cauliflower.
Mashed potatoes? Pasta? Cheese? A man? Low cost housing? Make it from cauliflower.
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
No one has had a bigger glow up in the last 10 years than cauliflower. It went from being ashy broccoli to being the Mystique of vegetables, always coming at you with a new shape. You want rice?
Mashed potatoes? Pasta? Cheese? A man? Low cost housing? Make it from cauliflower.
Mashed potatoes? Pasta? Cheese? A man? Low cost housing? Make it from cauliflower.
Looking For Crew Of 30-50 Good Men
$60,000 - $100,000 a year
• (If we find treasure)
Full job requirements:
• Sail around the world looking for treasure
• Get drunk on beer and rum
• Sing sea shanties
$60,000 - $100,000 a year
• (If we find treasure)
Full job requirements:
• Sail around the world looking for treasure
• Get drunk on beer and rum
• Sing sea shanties
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Looking For Crew Of 30-50 Good Men
$60,000 - $100,000 a year
• (If we find treasure)
Full job requirements:
• Sail around the world looking for treasure
• Get drunk on beer and rum
• Sing sea shanties
$60,000 - $100,000 a year
• (If we find treasure)
Full job requirements:
• Sail around the world looking for treasure
• Get drunk on beer and rum
• Sing sea shanties
It was simply a matter of time… First Hybrids, then Electric, and now Vegan.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It was simply a matter of time… First Hybrids, then Electric, and now Vegan.
In some areas of Japan they install signs that warn you where a cat may jump out suddenly.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
In some areas of Japan they install signs that warn you where a cat may jump out suddenly.
Cant seem to sleep. Let's see if the bright light of my phone containing all the information in the entire world held inches away from my face for the next 90 minutes manages to lull me into a peaceful slumber…
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Cant seem to sleep. Let's see if the bright light of my phone containing all the information in the entire world held inches away from my face for the next 90 minutes manages to lull me into a peaceful slumber…
A couple of mirrors I’m making for my tattoo shop… damn my workshop is messy! 😆
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A couple of mirrors I’m making for my tattoo shop… damn my workshop is messy! 😆
I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I simply cannot be bought. But I can be rented for a nominal fee.
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I simply cannot be bought. But I can be rented for a nominal fee.
Sadly, kids these days will never know the joys of graffiti in a textbook…
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sadly, kids these days will never know the joys of graffiti in a textbook…
Should I make fajitas, or ask him if he is ok?
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Should I make fajitas, or ask him if he is ok?
Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.
Explaining to a child that we're mortal and that death is inescapable is
probably for me the hardest part of being a party clown.
probably for me the hardest part of being a party clown.
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Explaining to a child that we're mortal and that death is inescapable is
probably for me the hardest part of being a party clown.
probably for me the hardest part of being a party clown.
Explaining to a child that we're mortal and that death is inescapable is probably, for me, the hardest part of being a party clown.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Explaining to a child that we're mortal and that death is inescapable is probably, for me, the hardest part of being a party clown.
Finally deleted my X account— never used it much, but somehow feels _really_ good not to support such a wild propaganda machine.
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Finally deleted my X account— never used it much, but somehow feels _really_ good not to support such a wild propaganda machine.
How many years is a panic attack supposed to last?
September 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
How many years is a panic attack supposed to last?