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Arsenal fan, delayed-action blogger, jumping like a nit from one social platform to another.
Is this a *braces himself for reaction*

Pigeonvasion?
Of course they don’t want to talk about the pigeons because it doesn’t suit their agenda
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Up the gangplank and onto the fun boat ⛴️
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
A beautiful ending to a peculiar game. WEMBERLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
February 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Apart from the referee’s energetic whistling.
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
This doesn’t have the energy of a semi-final at all.
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The narrative fightback is on!
Viktor Gyökeres has scored four goals in his last six games in all competitions.

#LEEARS
January 31, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Excellent half. Loved Noni the chaos merchant on the right.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I understand only too well what it must be like to be injured in the warm-up. I hurt my back making a cup of tea last week.
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Just spent a few minutes scanning and re-scanning the Champions League draw to see who we got. How’s your Friday going?
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
An absolutely piss-poor defensive performance. And people wonder why we’re nervous.
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Baffling levels of switching off.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Nwaneri, he needs minutes.

Only 13 though.
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Good result. Good performance. More sharp insight as it comes in.
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
You can say what you like about players being punch-drunk with fatigue during a schedule like this, but it’s a lot of fun for selfish bastards like me. So much football. High doses of Arsenal. Can one overdose on Arsenal? We shall find out.
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Are we in a great position? Yes! Am I a permanent bag of nerves? Also yes! eastlower.co.uk/id-forgotten...
I’d forgotten how stressful this all is – East Lower
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January 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I don’t know where hair goes next after going grey, short of falling out completely. Maybe it will be worth it but by god, I’d like to keep my hair this season. Will it be worth it? I already look like Mr Fredricksen from Up.
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Blunt as blunt can be.
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Novel new approach to trying to win the league: not creating, not scoring.
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Started well. Ended worse. Room for improvement. Over and out, roger that.
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Are the risk of stating the blinding obvious, we absolutely bastard-well have to make hay while this particular sun is shining.
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Overall that’s a very good performance. But we really, really should have won that by two.
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Highly satisfactory. And nice to reacquaint ourselves with the fourth round.
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Hello FA Cup, my old friend. It can lift you up, or punch you in the face. But I still love it. eastlower.co.uk/fa-cup-its-t...
FA Cup: it’s time to nail the third round – East Lower
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January 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Our worst performance of the season. Slow and uninspired. What a wasted opportunity.
January 8, 2026 at 9:58 PM