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NYC livin
Inflation is crazy, but my tamale lady went up in price
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February 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
5k results
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Umm running a 5k in 6 hours
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I hope every time you see them they remind you of me
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Did you ever build the legos I got you?
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Marty supreme soundtrack is fire
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
BENITOOO BOWL
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
GAGA GAGGED US
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I got get well flowers since I’m sick 🥺
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
What do you mean it feels like - 11 degrees
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
NEW LANA ON THE 17th
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Just signed up for a 5k
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February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Unless I’m myself I am nobody
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I sold my govball ticket
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February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I would think you would of changed but I see you still haven’t
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
And you keep blaming me for everything still
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The way you still keep tweeting about me
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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i promise you can’t yearn like me
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
CHARLI XCX POSTED ME ON HER INSTAGRAM STORY
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
IS TAME DROPPING SOMETHING ON FRIDAYYYY
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
What are you going to do with the HomePods I got you? Remember when you asked for every gift back. Wild
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I got excited for 30 degree weather today
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Paying almost 20 dollars for a latte and a pastry
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February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM