Earpnado
@earpnado.bsky.social
Adorable psycho, mostly. Shit ticket, formerly. Shit strumpet, probably. #Fandras, obviously. Dilly, dilly.
She/her
She/her
New pope went to college in Philly, big missed opportunity not choosing the name Pope Jawn
May 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
New pope went to college in Philly, big missed opportunity not choosing the name Pope Jawn
A new pope already?? Way too fast, it's like these Cardinals didn't even watch Conclave
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A new pope already?? Way too fast, it's like these Cardinals didn't even watch Conclave
Accidentally binged all of North of North not realizing it was a new show with only one season 😭
May 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Accidentally binged all of North of North not realizing it was a new show with only one season 😭
Being without power for 3 days was interesting since lately our government has just made it feel like it's the 1800s, but for a few days we really got to have the full-on experience
(thankfully ours came back on this afternoon while we were at work 🙌)
(thankfully ours came back on this afternoon while we were at work 🙌)
May 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Being without power for 3 days was interesting since lately our government has just made it feel like it's the 1800s, but for a few days we really got to have the full-on experience
(thankfully ours came back on this afternoon while we were at work 🙌)
(thankfully ours came back on this afternoon while we were at work 🙌)
Rewatching Wynonna Earp after watching yet another show with bury your gays/queerbaiting storylines
April 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Rewatching Wynonna Earp after watching yet another show with bury your gays/queerbaiting storylines
The fact that they want more proof of identity to vote than to buy a gun should tell you everything you need to know about how dangerous they know your voice is
April 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The fact that they want more proof of identity to vote than to buy a gun should tell you everything you need to know about how dangerous they know your voice is
My sister to my niece, who has a rash: You need to get that checked out. It could get worse. Or it could be some kind of worm, and next thing you know you'll be the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
April 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My sister to my niece, who has a rash: You need to get that checked out. It could get worse. Or it could be some kind of worm, and next thing you know you'll be the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Skip 1923 this season (sort of spoiler coming..............), that whole universe has turned into "how many times can we assault, rape, and kill all of the female characters, especially if they just got happy"
Watch The Residence, much better writing and Uzo Aduba is amazing.
The Pitt also good.
Watch The Residence, much better writing and Uzo Aduba is amazing.
The Pitt also good.
April 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Skip 1923 this season (sort of spoiler coming..............), that whole universe has turned into "how many times can we assault, rape, and kill all of the female characters, especially if they just got happy"
Watch The Residence, much better writing and Uzo Aduba is amazing.
The Pitt also good.
Watch The Residence, much better writing and Uzo Aduba is amazing.
The Pitt also good.
This Tr*mp term has EVERYTHING
- Measles
- Obsession with Greenland
- Golden Visas
- Preferred names for gulfs and mountains but NOT PEOPLE
- War text whoopsies
- A incompetent narcissist in charge of HHS
- An incompetent narcissist in charge of DOGE
- An incompetent narcissist in charge
- Measles
- Obsession with Greenland
- Golden Visas
- Preferred names for gulfs and mountains but NOT PEOPLE
- War text whoopsies
- A incompetent narcissist in charge of HHS
- An incompetent narcissist in charge of DOGE
- An incompetent narcissist in charge
April 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This Tr*mp term has EVERYTHING
- Measles
- Obsession with Greenland
- Golden Visas
- Preferred names for gulfs and mountains but NOT PEOPLE
- War text whoopsies
- A incompetent narcissist in charge of HHS
- An incompetent narcissist in charge of DOGE
- An incompetent narcissist in charge
- Measles
- Obsession with Greenland
- Golden Visas
- Preferred names for gulfs and mountains but NOT PEOPLE
- War text whoopsies
- A incompetent narcissist in charge of HHS
- An incompetent narcissist in charge of DOGE
- An incompetent narcissist in charge
Gonna miss saying "in this economy??" ironically
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Gonna miss saying "in this economy??" ironically
Uncle Sam vs Aunt Arctic, the showdown we all saw coming
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Uncle Sam vs Aunt Arctic, the showdown we all saw coming
I can't explain it but I feel like Virtue and Moir could resolve some of this international tension
March 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I can't explain it but I feel like Virtue and Moir could resolve some of this international tension
Cleaning out my email, came across some old emails from @nedleysoffice.bsky.social where we answered weekly questions about #WynonnaEarp, and mannnnnn do I miss that time
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Cleaning out my email, came across some old emails from @nedleysoffice.bsky.social where we answered weekly questions about #WynonnaEarp, and mannnnnn do I miss that time
At what point do we just make Fool's Spring an official season
March 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
At what point do we just make Fool's Spring an official season
It's only a tariff if it's from the Tariff region of France. Otherwise it's a Sparkling Tax
March 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's only a tariff if it's from the Tariff region of France. Otherwise it's a Sparkling Tax
What are the chances they choose thumb
March 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What are the chances they choose thumb
I'm not saying the economy is bad, but I saw an advertisement for an egg hunt and assumed it was about a search to find who sells the most affordable eggs
March 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm not saying the economy is bad, but I saw an advertisement for an egg hunt and assumed it was about a search to find who sells the most affordable eggs
OK so turns out checks and balances aren't real - has anyone checked to see if the mitochondria is in fact the powerhouse of the cell???
February 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
OK so turns out checks and balances aren't real - has anyone checked to see if the mitochondria is in fact the powerhouse of the cell???
As is tradition, some #WynonnaEarp pickup lines to use for Valentine's Day, guaranteed to definitely* work
*probably not
*probably not
February 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
As is tradition, some #WynonnaEarp pickup lines to use for Valentine's Day, guaranteed to definitely* work
*probably not
*probably not
Re-watching 30 Rock, the Tim Conway line about how he was wandering the building and "ran into a gigantic lesbian, who is Conan O'Brien and why is she so sad?" is just one of the best lines of all time
February 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Re-watching 30 Rock, the Tim Conway line about how he was wandering the building and "ran into a gigantic lesbian, who is Conan O'Brien and why is she so sad?" is just one of the best lines of all time
Me: How do people not believe in climate change, it's literally science
Also me: 6 more weeks of winter groundhog said so
Also me: 6 more weeks of winter groundhog said so
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me: How do people not believe in climate change, it's literally science
Also me: 6 more weeks of winter groundhog said so
Also me: 6 more weeks of winter groundhog said so
In our twenties drama was about who hooked up with who blah blah blah, but in our thirties nothing matches the high of seeing that our neighbor put out an extra bag of garbage despite the new borough rules against it, THE DRAMA WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
January 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
In our twenties drama was about who hooked up with who blah blah blah, but in our thirties nothing matches the high of seeing that our neighbor put out an extra bag of garbage despite the new borough rules against it, THE DRAMA WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
11 years without smoking today!
But also I currently have atypical pneumonia!
This is probably ironic, but I was raised in the 90s so I'm never confident in saying that
But also I currently have atypical pneumonia!
This is probably ironic, but I was raised in the 90s so I'm never confident in saying that
a woman with long blonde hair is smiling and wearing a white jacket and a pink shirt .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is smiling and wearing a white jacket and a pink shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
11 years without smoking today!
But also I currently have atypical pneumonia!
This is probably ironic, but I was raised in the 90s so I'm never confident in saying that
But also I currently have atypical pneumonia!
This is probably ironic, but I was raised in the 90s so I'm never confident in saying that
Brother (not athletic):I can't play basketball bc I can't dribble. I can just stand under the basket and wait to catch the...wrongdoings
Sister: DO YOU MEAN REBOUNDS
Sister: DO YOU MEAN REBOUNDS
December 26, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Brother (not athletic):I can't play basketball bc I can't dribble. I can just stand under the basket and wait to catch the...wrongdoings
Sister: DO YOU MEAN REBOUNDS
Sister: DO YOU MEAN REBOUNDS
When the lesbian aunties are in town
December 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
When the lesbian aunties are in town