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Bylines in GQ, Daily Beast, Vice, others. Wanna read my pilot?

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New scoop from me in Hell Gate — take the money you saved by avoiding sus Zyn and subscribe to them today
January 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My favorite type of white collar dude is the guy who sees you doing something once — let’s say eating carrots — and then eternally greets you with shit like “there he goes, mr carrots”
December 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Kia Sportage
December 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I’m really getting sick of the “‘Is White Men Can’t Jump a Christmas Movie’” discourse
December 12, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Bring back the communique. Feels very "it's 1972, we're hijacking this plane and taking you to Cuba." Nice vibe
I’m sorry but 262 words is not a manifesto. It’s a statement. Maybe a communique. Not a manifesto.
December 11, 2024 at 4:37 PM
True story this all happened during the one week I had a NYC based health scoop, on the off chance any editors see this lmk when we’re done with Luigi’s Mansion
December 9, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Some of you have never gotten a hippopotamus for Christmas and it shows
December 7, 2024 at 9:35 PM
vibes were good and also we're gonna win
Last night, 350+ New Yorkers from all five boroughs joined our volunteer town hall in Brooklyn and online.

We're going to knock one million doors by the June 2025 primary and win the city that working people deserve.

Join our 12/14 canvassing launch: zohran-for-nyc.solidarity.tech/zohran-for-n...
December 4, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Call my girl the wire season 2 cuz her IBS is getting mixed up with her BPD
November 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Thought of this when my 67 year old father put two podcasts on his Christmas wish list this year
November 21, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I like that we’ve moved our book club from the Death Star to Endor, but I’m worried that we’re ceding ground to Darth Vader
So I just posted this on Twitter & asked for views on it & the BlueSky exodus? Isn’t it just ceding ground to Musk? Zelensky didn’t pack his bags & decamp to Poland. Tell me why I’m wrong.

www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts
Platform’s coverage of US election crystallised longstanding concerns about its content, says Guardian
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by eamon
Not True, Mayor Adams Says of Gun Incident He Wrote About in Book He Began With ‘All of the Incidents in This Book Are True’
Not True, Mayor Adams Says of Gun Incident He Wrote About in Book He Began With 'All of the Incident...
At his weekly off-topic press conference on Monday morning, Mayor Eric Adams denied an account written by State Senator Eric Adams in which he claimed to have fired a handgun at his schoolyard friends...
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January 8, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I wrote this thing about Eric Adams which apparently y’all like on here. Hit me up to discuss PCP cornflakes

www.bylinebyline.com/articles/eri...
Scared? Don't Be! Eric Adams Wrote A Book For You
In 2009, Mayor of New York City, Eric Adams embarked on a mission to protect kids everywhere. Through his book "Don't Let It Happen," we learn that maybe Adams isn't the man for that job after all.
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January 4, 2024 at 11:54 PM