Dylan Brody
@dylanbrody.bsky.social
Author | filmmaker | humorist | story-teller | comedian | druid | bard | martial arts master (4th dan Taekwondo 3rd dan Hapkido 1st dan Kigumdo -- a little bit of a half-dozen other styles) | poet podcast at dylanbrody.com/patreon
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Dylan Brody
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Watch Your Language — Why Nazis Dislike Grammar Nazis
My mother, tight-lipped, folded a newspaper and slapped it to the kitchen table as though she had seen a fly. Asked by my father what was…
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#writers #journalists #languageawareness
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My favorite part of the Constitution is the part where it never codifies Capitalism as our economic model.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My favorite part of the Constitution is the part where it never codifies Capitalism as our economic model.
It'd be hilarious if it turns out Mike 'Flaccid' Johnson and Trump were maintaining this shutdown to prevent the release of the 3i/Atlas images.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It'd be hilarious if it turns out Mike 'Flaccid' Johnson and Trump were maintaining this shutdown to prevent the release of the 3i/Atlas images.
I love doing this show. I hope you'll come to this show. I have enjoyed this show the half-dozen or so times I've performed.
I will be performing tomorrow.
I do not know why, on this poster, I am relegated to the position of "and more."
I will be performing tomorrow.
I do not know why, on this poster, I am relegated to the position of "and more."
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love doing this show. I hope you'll come to this show. I have enjoyed this show the half-dozen or so times I've performed.
I will be performing tomorrow.
I do not know why, on this poster, I am relegated to the position of "and more."
I will be performing tomorrow.
I do not know why, on this poster, I am relegated to the position of "and more."
I don't mean to be needlessly contrarian but I'm starting to believe New York is just the City Best at Pretending it Wasn't Asleep Just Then.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I don't mean to be needlessly contrarian but I'm starting to believe New York is just the City Best at Pretending it Wasn't Asleep Just Then.
Apparently, the California vote was RIGGED by a conspiracy carried out in insidious secret by the vocal and persistent majority who made a dastardly plan all to vote for what they wanted even though the incontinent incompetent believes he is well loved.
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Apparently, the California vote was RIGGED by a conspiracy carried out in insidious secret by the vocal and persistent majority who made a dastardly plan all to vote for what they wanted even though the incontinent incompetent believes he is well loved.
Many people are saying that I should be made a Saint, you know... 'cause--I know sainthood like nobody else and its a crime really --I've met with the Pope, the Pope. Not the Chicago one, a real one and all it takes is three miracles and I've, already got four, maybe five if they gave me credit...
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Many people are saying that I should be made a Saint, you know... 'cause--I know sainthood like nobody else and its a crime really --I've met with the Pope, the Pope. Not the Chicago one, a real one and all it takes is three miracles and I've, already got four, maybe five if they gave me credit...
I can't be the first to suggest this but... has anyone tried unplugging Democracy and plugging it back in again?
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I can't be the first to suggest this but... has anyone tried unplugging Democracy and plugging it back in again?
Hey, #SantaClarita! I may be relegated to the position of "and more," but boy AM I!
This year's only live performance of Xenophobia and the Jewish Druid at The Main, this Saturday! Spread the word!
This year's only live performance of Xenophobia and the Jewish Druid at The Main, this Saturday! Spread the word!
10x10 Variety Night
10 by 10 is back for one night only!
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November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey, #SantaClarita! I may be relegated to the position of "and more," but boy AM I!
This year's only live performance of Xenophobia and the Jewish Druid at The Main, this Saturday! Spread the word!
This year's only live performance of Xenophobia and the Jewish Druid at The Main, this Saturday! Spread the word!
Guys, I know this is ridiculous, but I wrote a play during the first Trump administration that has only become more salient. The strength of the script brought in Equity actors for a workshop. Now it languishes. 120k gets an anti-racist, anti-fascist play a three week run with a star-studded cast.
AND... AGAIN — Active Voice Productions
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November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Guys, I know this is ridiculous, but I wrote a play during the first Trump administration that has only become more salient. The strength of the script brought in Equity actors for a workshop. Now it languishes. 120k gets an anti-racist, anti-fascist play a three week run with a star-studded cast.
I just went out to vote in favor of PROP 50 in CA. I did not bring my phone in with me because I did not anticipate the step-n-repeat with the I Voted Backdrop, but I wanted to notify everyone of what I had done in case I must now be listed on a terrorist watch list under #NSPM-7
November 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just went out to vote in favor of PROP 50 in CA. I did not bring my phone in with me because I did not anticipate the step-n-repeat with the I Voted Backdrop, but I wanted to notify everyone of what I had done in case I must now be listed on a terrorist watch list under #NSPM-7
What are the rules on saying that war criminal and mass-murderer Dick Cheney has died and it doesn't make me want to honor him, or does that make me a terrorist and anti-American under provisions of #NSPM-7?
Also, why can't we say MAGA is racist, misogynist and fascist? It's their brand.
Also, why can't we say MAGA is racist, misogynist and fascist? It's their brand.
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What are the rules on saying that war criminal and mass-murderer Dick Cheney has died and it doesn't make me want to honor him, or does that make me a terrorist and anti-American under provisions of #NSPM-7?
Also, why can't we say MAGA is racist, misogynist and fascist? It's their brand.
Also, why can't we say MAGA is racist, misogynist and fascist? It's their brand.
To make sense of Trump's words, you must pretend he is written by theatrical douchenozzle David Mamet who romanticizes the work of the conman and the salesman and understands how to write the language of the low-life grifter, always over his head and always filling time with self-certain gibberish.
Really worth reading the entire 60 minutes interview transcript but admit this part got me laughing out loud.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
To make sense of Trump's words, you must pretend he is written by theatrical douchenozzle David Mamet who romanticizes the work of the conman and the salesman and understands how to write the language of the low-life grifter, always over his head and always filling time with self-certain gibberish.
Holy Crap, #poker players! The thing we're putting together over at Active Voice Productions is kind of incredible. Check out activevoiceproductions.com/playnow to see what what we're up to!
Learn to Play Texas Hold 'Em! Start winning today. — Active Voice Productions
Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em from multiple tournament champion and lifelong poker player Dylan Brody. This stand-alone first lesson lets you sit down at the table knowing what to expect, ready to pla...
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November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Holy Crap, #poker players! The thing we're putting together over at Active Voice Productions is kind of incredible. Check out activevoiceproductions.com/playnow to see what what we're up to!
I wish to say, only because it seems obvious but nobody seems to be saying it aloud, that taking a cognitive exam and mistaking it for an IQ or an aptitude test, is failing the cognitive exam.
The old man with dementia should not be in charge of things.
The old man with dementia should not be in charge of things.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I wish to say, only because it seems obvious but nobody seems to be saying it aloud, that taking a cognitive exam and mistaking it for an IQ or an aptitude test, is failing the cognitive exam.
The old man with dementia should not be in charge of things.
The old man with dementia should not be in charge of things.
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
I'm Dylan Brody and I joyously approve this message.
I've seen it, and it is good.
Amazing news! YOU ARE HERE - a dylan brody project was just selected by RED MOVIE AWARDS See it now at circuitcinema.com/programs/you-are-here-a-dylan-brody-project
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm Dylan Brody and I joyously approve this message.
Amazing news! YOU ARE HERE - a dylan brody project was just selected by RED MOVIE AWARDS See it now at circuitcinema.com/programs/you-are-here-a-dylan-brody-project
You Are Here: A Dylan Brody Project | Circuit Cinema
A middle-aged man gets wrapped up in conceptual artist Dylan Brody's work in this humorous take on art and name recognition in Hollywood.
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October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Amazing news! YOU ARE HERE - a dylan brody project was just selected by RED MOVIE AWARDS See it now at circuitcinema.com/programs/you-are-here-a-dylan-brody-project
This thing is comin' together like gangbusters! First lesson is up and it's beautiful!
Check it out now and start winning at #poker tonight!
(Get the full course outline and a deep discount on the full course with a pre-order!)
Lesson ONE - how to play
Check it out now and start winning at #poker tonight!
(Get the full course outline and a deep discount on the full course with a pre-order!)
Lesson ONE - how to play
Learn to Play Texas Hold 'Em! Start winning today. — Active Voice Productions
Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em from multiple tournament champion and lifelong poker player Dylan Brody. This stand-alone first lesson lets you sit down at the table knowing what to expect, ready to pla...
activevoiceproductions.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This thing is comin' together like gangbusters! First lesson is up and it's beautiful!
Check it out now and start winning at #poker tonight!
(Get the full course outline and a deep discount on the full course with a pre-order!)
Lesson ONE - how to play
Check it out now and start winning at #poker tonight!
(Get the full course outline and a deep discount on the full course with a pre-order!)
Lesson ONE - how to play
Trump has declared all modern rules of engagement as "Political Correctness," and has declared the military now to be functioning under a system of warlordism.
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trump has declared all modern rules of engagement as "Political Correctness," and has declared the military now to be functioning under a system of warlordism.
Trump said, "This is a picture. You will never see anything like it." When you automatically translate that to, "this is what I intent to create and it will impress you," you've already compromised. It is a picture. We will never see anything like it.
Please read this piece and share it widely. (Anyone know how to properly reddit stuff?)
#writers #journalists #languageawareness
#writers #journalists #languageawareness
Watch Your Language — Why Nazis Dislike Grammar Nazis
My mother, tight-lipped, folded a newspaper and slapped it to the kitchen table as though she had seen a fly. Asked by my father what was…
medium.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trump said, "This is a picture. You will never see anything like it." When you automatically translate that to, "this is what I intent to create and it will impress you," you've already compromised. It is a picture. We will never see anything like it.
GAME ON! Learn to play and hit the tables TODAY with the soft-launch discount and Lesson One Trial for just a buck ninety-nine!
Texas Hold 'Em - LESSON ONE - how to play — Active Voice Productions
Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em from multiple tournament champion and lifelong poker player Dylan Brody. This stand-alone first lesson lets you sit down at the table knowing what to expect, ready to pla...
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October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
GAME ON! Learn to play and hit the tables TODAY with the soft-launch discount and Lesson One Trial for just a buck ninety-nine!
Reposted by Dylan Brody
LESSON ONE is up and running and I think we're making something really wonderful. Where are my #poker players? Check it out! (Tell me what I got wrong)
Texas Hold 'Em - LESSON ONE - how to play — Active Voice Productions
Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em from multiple tournament champion and lifelong poker player Dylan Brody. This stand-alone first lesson lets you sit down at the table knowing what to expect, ready to pla...
www.activevoiceproductions.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
LESSON ONE is up and running and I think we're making something really wonderful. Where are my #poker players? Check it out! (Tell me what I got wrong)
LESSON ONE is up and running and I think we're making something really wonderful. Where are my #poker players? Check it out! (Tell me what I got wrong)
Texas Hold 'Em - LESSON ONE - how to play — Active Voice Productions
Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em from multiple tournament champion and lifelong poker player Dylan Brody. This stand-alone first lesson lets you sit down at the table knowing what to expect, ready to pla...
www.activevoiceproductions.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
LESSON ONE is up and running and I think we're making something really wonderful. Where are my #poker players? Check it out! (Tell me what I got wrong)
Trump said of his Ballroom plans, "This is a picture. You will never see anything like it." I believe him. It was a picture. Also, we will never see anything like it.
Please stop replacing his actual words with "what we all know he means." The truth slips out.
Also, we have a dictator in place.
Please stop replacing his actual words with "what we all know he means." The truth slips out.
Also, we have a dictator in place.
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Trump said of his Ballroom plans, "This is a picture. You will never see anything like it." I believe him. It was a picture. Also, we will never see anything like it.
Please stop replacing his actual words with "what we all know he means." The truth slips out.
Also, we have a dictator in place.
Please stop replacing his actual words with "what we all know he means." The truth slips out.
Also, we have a dictator in place.
When a coaching client ignores the reminders and does not show up for a writing session, I must remind myself that they are more likely to avoid the work at hand, than to be avoiding me.
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When a coaching client ignores the reminders and does not show up for a writing session, I must remind myself that they are more likely to avoid the work at hand, than to be avoiding me.