dyannita
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BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
June 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
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I would just like to go on record as saying:
the fuck
the fuck
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I would just like to go on record as saying:
the fuck
the fuck
I continue to be strong NO DATING APPS 😩
April 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I continue to be strong NO DATING APPS 😩
I owe taxes this year 🫠
April 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I owe taxes this year 🫠
I don’t think anyone hates my ex more than Glenda
April 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I don’t think anyone hates my ex more than Glenda
I also want a 200 pound weighted blanket (or the weight of a man’s body on mine) same difference
April 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I also want a 200 pound weighted blanket (or the weight of a man’s body on mine) same difference
Bro I want peach cobbler so bad
April 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Bro I want peach cobbler so bad
Bro my doctor got me on a pharmaceutical cocktail rn and I’m scaaaaared
March 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Bro my doctor got me on a pharmaceutical cocktail rn and I’m scaaaaared
What’s it gonna take for a girl to get a hug around here ??
March 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What’s it gonna take for a girl to get a hug around here ??
Grieving love is a real bitch
March 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Grieving love is a real bitch
6am and I still can’t sleep
March 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
6am and I still can’t sleep
Like I dead ass am about to throw up
February 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Like I dead ass am about to throw up
I actually feel sick to my stomach thinking about how I’m going to have to look at the man I’m in l*ve with in the eye and say goodbye
February 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I actually feel sick to my stomach thinking about how I’m going to have to look at the man I’m in l*ve with in the eye and say goodbye
Every time I come into work with wet hair my coworker hugs me, smells the top of my head, and says mmmm mommy’s fresh
February 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every time I come into work with wet hair my coworker hugs me, smells the top of my head, and says mmmm mommy’s fresh
Gotta stop actin like a Gloria Trillo in a world full of Tony Sopranos
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Gotta stop actin like a Gloria Trillo in a world full of Tony Sopranos
Being crazy is so much fun until it’s not
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Being crazy is so much fun until it’s not
Told my therapist that after trauma from my ex I just really needed a hug and she looked at me like 🥺
December 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Told my therapist that after trauma from my ex I just really needed a hug and she looked at me like 🥺
Being hugged and told I was missed? Yeah ima need 20 more of those
December 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Being hugged and told I was missed? Yeah ima need 20 more of those
Someone told me “you’re 5’3 but you stand like your 6’5” and you know what… yeah
December 15, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Someone told me “you’re 5’3 but you stand like your 6’5” and you know what… yeah
I just feel like a good pint of ice cream could fix me rn
December 7, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I just feel like a good pint of ice cream could fix me rn
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hounding all my Scorpio placement friends throughout the week for their Spotify wrapped because they didn’t post it for me to see is my Olympic sport
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 PM
hounding all my Scorpio placement friends throughout the week for their Spotify wrapped because they didn’t post it for me to see is my Olympic sport
What’s it gonna take for a real one to get a hug around here?? 😩
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 AM
What’s it gonna take for a real one to get a hug around here?? 😩
My work meeting being cancelled today was such a blessing ✨
December 4, 2024 at 5:37 PM
My work meeting being cancelled today was such a blessing ✨