My dancing will not fulfill my wife

Amaya and Bryan enter The Hideaway, the first couple all season. They open the door, kissing on the way in, until they see...

#LoveIsland

Do you think there's a plastic surgeon who sings "I built this titty" to the tune of "We built this city" while performing breast implant surgery? I hope so.

The rate at which I'm seeing posts from people that I'm not even following on every platform saying "AI does most of our coding now" is alarming. One, it's obviously bullshit (I've used these tools and usually want to shoot myself after five minutes). Two, it feels like the blockchain madness.

Watching the indexes go up more than 1% as Trump says its a good thing ports are empty, watching person after person claim "AI" can replace software developers, reading stories about students who are becoming functionality illiterate because they use "AI" all the time..I feel like this a train wreck

What's the deal with frozen meal makers asking me to microwave the food, take it out, peel the plastic, stir, then re-cover it with the plastic and microwave more. FUCK YOU.

aCTiViSt JuDgEs. Yep, fucking idiot conservatives like on /r/conservative think it's woke to have due process.

I'm sure once we fall into a deep recession and Trump becomes unpopular even for the right, many people will be declared "terrorists" and sent to El Salvador.

Has anyone made a Jesus shaped bread loaf, cook it then made the joke "he has risen?" Because I think you should. It's a good joke.

Me: shows K phone with cover of minions movie

K: hummus?!

summer house: ...the bone zone.

me: the bone zone?! is that like espn zone?!

my wife: silence