Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦
@dwaynetuck.bsky.social
Newfoundlander, hybrid townie/bayman, idiot.
Most people would put something witty or profound here. Most people.
PSA: I tend to curse.
Most people would put something witty or profound here. Most people.
PSA: I tend to curse.
Fuck, it's cold outside.
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Fuck, it's cold outside.
Personally, I'm thankful we have an educated, pragmatic, diplomatic Prime Minister.
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Personally, I'm thankful we have an educated, pragmatic, diplomatic Prime Minister.
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Blocks that URL and happily continues.
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January 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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The dog turds that were blooming with the melting snow are nicely frozen and easily foraged this morning.
#PositiveThoughts
#PositiveThoughts
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The dog turds that were blooming with the melting snow are nicely frozen and easily foraged this morning.
#PositiveThoughts
#PositiveThoughts
I'm no contractor but I'm fairly certain that shingles are supposed to be *on* the roof, not in my yard. Fuck this fucking wind.
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I'm no contractor but I'm fairly certain that shingles are supposed to be *on* the roof, not in my yard. Fuck this fucking wind.
This snow-eating weather means I'll be able to put away my xmas lights, extension cords, etc. that would have otherwise been encased in ice until April.
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
This snow-eating weather means I'll be able to put away my xmas lights, extension cords, etc. that would have otherwise been encased in ice until April.
See, you can accomplish a lot when you treat each other with respect instead of being a petulant asshole.
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
See, you can accomplish a lot when you treat each other with respect instead of being a petulant asshole.
Oh look, a wind warning...again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Oh look, a wind warning...again.
My power has gone off 3 times this evening. Just long enough for everything to reboot. Jesus, I'd rather a 3-hour outage.
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
My power has gone off 3 times this evening. Just long enough for everything to reboot. Jesus, I'd rather a 3-hour outage.
If only there was some way to harness the power of the wind. 🙃
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
If only there was some way to harness the power of the wind. 🙃
The fact they even gave him an audience is ridiculous. Their official statement should have been "Gå ad helvede til, din orange lort".
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
The fact they even gave him an audience is ridiculous. Their official statement should have been "Gå ad helvede til, din orange lort".
Going to be odd reading the headline that the US is at war with
*checks notes*
its allies.
*checks notes*
its allies.
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Going to be odd reading the headline that the US is at war with
*checks notes*
its allies.
*checks notes*
its allies.
Patiently waiting for the EU to grow a set.
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Patiently waiting for the EU to grow a set.
How long before we see a revised list of NATO signatories?
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
How long before we see a revised list of NATO signatories?
I think it's time to torch US embassies in every city in the fucking world. We don't want you here. Fuck right off.
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I think it's time to torch US embassies in every city in the fucking world. We don't want you here. Fuck right off.
I probably have about 37 million dollars worth of RAM in various boxes and totes.
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I probably have about 37 million dollars worth of RAM in various boxes and totes.
M. Night Shyamalan's The Village (2004) is a documentary, right?
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
M. Night Shyamalan's The Village (2004) is a documentary, right?
How many "terrorists" did he murder today?
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
How many "terrorists" did he murder today?
Almost broke my neck taking the dog outside. A layer of freezing drizzle on everything. Watch yer bobber!
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Almost broke my neck taking the dog outside. A layer of freezing drizzle on everything. Watch yer bobber!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Super Beta Prostate Man!
It's a plane!
It's Super Beta Prostate Man!
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Super Beta Prostate Man!
It's a plane!
It's Super Beta Prostate Man!
I can think of another country that needs its leader removed.
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I can think of another country that needs its leader removed.
At the landfill today. There was a single line a vehicles stretching almost to the entrance. Some entitled idiot goes past all of us and attempted to jump the queue. No one let them in line. They turned around and went to the end of the line. A nice collective "fuck you".
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
At the landfill today. There was a single line a vehicles stretching almost to the entrance. Some entitled idiot goes past all of us and attempted to jump the queue. No one let them in line. They turned around and went to the end of the line. A nice collective "fuck you".
Lemon Starburst are the Starworst
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Lemon Starburst are the Starworst
I don't enjoy shoveling cement but I do need to lose about 700 pounds. So conflicted.
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't enjoy shoveling cement but I do need to lose about 700 pounds. So conflicted.