jane
dvmbpvnk.bsky.social
jane
@dvmbpvnk.bsky.social
any pronouns
no wonder trump was so hateful towards hillary; she stole his man!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
call my group anal sphincter the way it always open
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
she said she said is an incredible song on its own, but having it come after yellow submarine makes it sound like a gift from the heavens
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
two trans femme redditors dating call that tf2
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
going through my own bluesky posts like a widow looking at pictures of her old lover
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
just got a chinese spam call do you think it’s a hint at heaven
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
tshirt that says i paused my nin for this
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
transbian struggles are spending too much on cigarettes and being scared to try a different oat milk
August 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
call me mr peabody because sure man
August 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
do you think sailors ever laugh at the word “semen” because it sounds too much like seamen
August 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
michael bay getting buzz aldrin to say he went on the moon to research transformers is so funny to me
August 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
i hate shitting at work i’ve been in this bathroom for eight minutes which is like an hour in work time
August 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
brad taste in morality
August 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
in utah, if you assault a child then your lawmaker relative changes it so anyone can assault a child
August 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i just looked at calvin harris’ instagram and i need to forget about that somehow
August 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
my name is NOT pink and i am HEARTBROKEN AND DEVASTATED to meet you
July 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
it’s past midnight and i have california one stuck in my head i guess my brain wants me to cry myself to sleep
March 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
world so fucked up white guys don’t even say “man crush” anymore
March 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
on my way to ronto
March 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
haven’t been able tk fall back asleep so i just rolled and smoked a joint outside while it was lightly raining i love life
March 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
just realized i slept through the blood moon. gonna kms now
March 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
velociyaptor
March 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
just rewatched the winter soldier that shit goes HARD
February 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
hands are so dry that my knuckle started bleeding after i put lotion on it. what’s the fucking point anymore
February 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
watching my download speed like it’s a basketball game
February 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM