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Janneke
@dutchieontheroad.bsky.social
Dutch mum, navigating life, motherhood and a world on fire.
'Few people can resist the temptation to try a little amateur research in a department quite outside their own, if only for the satisfaction of showing how successful they would have been had they only taken it up seriously.' - "oh, whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad", M. R. James.
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A pub called The Side Quest and the owner just did a random side quest and literally ripped out a door with a crowbar. 'yeah, I really don't like doors'. Fair enough I suppose 🤨
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Finally picked up a physical book again after 7 years of mostly audiobooks (because child). Nexus by Yuval Noah Harari. Only one chapter in and my mind is already blown by how clearly he explains thing I kinda knew, but wasn't able to put into words. 🤯
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
There's nothing like 2 hours of 10 feral, sugar fuelled 6 year olds to confirm that a career in teaching is not what you were put on this earth for. #respect #teachersrock #nothankyou #darkroom
September 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That awkward moment you find that the decade you were born in is part of an reenactment festival #history #reenactment #punk #kentwell
August 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Signs your kid is ready to go back to school. A thread...
August 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Shout out to the @greateranglia.bsky.social train drivers who are happy to oblige to our 6 year old's enthusiastic arm pumps by beeping their horn. 🙋❤️
July 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Parenting wins #65 : when your six year old is doing a full sea shanty medley whilst under the shower. 🌊🏴‍☠️⚓
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Questions I did not see coming #31: Mum.. Did you know flies poo when they're flying?
July 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The joys of being jolted awake by the 6 year old screaming bloody murder at 3am due to a pulled muscle. 😳
She's fine, fell asleep within minutes. I am not fine and expect to be awake for at least another 24 hours.. 🥴
June 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Walking through the woods with the 6 year old. "mum, can I climb that tree?" "yeah sure!" "can you hold my velociraptor?" *hands me an imaginary lead*
Well, this walk just got a whole lot more interesting!
May 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ever ended up in London by accident with a tired and hungry 6 year old? Because that's the kinda day I'm having.. #wrongtrain #mumbrain 🤦🏻‍♀️
May 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This just made my day ❤️

BBC News - Donkey has two mums after 'one in a million' birth
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donkey has two mums after 'one in a million' birth
Two donkeys gave birth at exactly the same time leaving their carers with a mystery to solve.
www.bbc.com
May 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Today's post lunch energy dip was very effectively resolved by the bird that flew into the living room.
Great tits may be small but they sure are bringers of chaos! 😳
May 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
How to deal with BS reviews by our local Chinese chef.👏 Looking forward to eating there again soon! Their food and service is brilliant 👍
Head chef uses CCTV to roast customers for ‘nonsense’ reviews
Jackie Wan checks cameras at the Forum Chinese restaurant to find diners telling (sweet and sour) porkies in their online complaints
www.thetimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Not sure when I learned about Brutalist architecture, but I'm pretty sure I was not 6 years old. Amazing work by our local Art Centre!
March 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM