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dupont disciple. alpha. rare fish investor. uncancellable. multi-trillionaire mindset. gay. parody.



i am not affiliated with entrapranure, billy&chet, or friday beers i just think they're funny :3
Recently, I was inspired by my one of my idols, Robert F. Kennedy.

I heard there were reports of doctors finding a worm in his brain, so I figured I'd give it a shot.

No doctor would perform the operation, so I had a prostitute do it in a Motel-6 parking lot.

My sales have gone up by 297% since.
December 7, 2024 at 7:20 AM
yesterday i grabbed a coffee from the ALpha MAle. Cofefe..feee.. shop .,w.mn,/ sorry meth
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 AM
i forgot how much i enjoy schizoposting it really helps the autism stay in check
December 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
they did a sports gambling add now i dont wanna post here anymore... pluh
October 31, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Don't go to school.

Don't play Fortnite.

Go invest, or get to the casino.

#fortnite #lifestyle #democracy
October 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Robert Frost, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, Line 5 #democracy
October 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I was driving down the street and when I came to a stoplight, a homeless man knocked on my window asking for change.

So I reached in my pocket, and gave him a scratch-off card.

If you want a chance at making some cash, you need to earn it like the rest of us.

So I stole his shoes, and drove off.
October 23, 2024 at 11:01 PM
WHOS THIS??? NEW CHARACTER IN THE ENTRAPRANURE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE? IM SO EXCITED #entrapranure
October 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
October 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
When I was 10 years old, I went down to the local target and asked the manager, "How can I become like you one day?" He then told me this, "Son, kill yourself."

That changed my life.
October 22, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Don't ever let them tell you what to do.

Don't take those pills.

LET THEM HEAR YOU SCREAM.
October 21, 2024 at 2:46 PM
October 20, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Bello! How to give birth! I need baby bob!
October 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
The cop knocked on my window and told me to give him my license and registration.

I told him, "What registration?"

He was stunned.

So I took another sip of my vodka, and drove off.

Any questions?
October 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I live to create tulip mania. That's what they don't want you to understand.
October 20, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I really disagree with Brion Bishop here.

He's doing the wrong drug.

You have to drink gasoline instead, that pure ethanol inside gives you the greatest high you'll ever feel. Best decision I've ever made, my sales are up 79%!

www.youtube.com/shorts/N3CiO...
Brion Bishop interviewed by Joe Rogan, leaves him SPEECHLESS
YouTube video by Entrapranure
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I don't understand hate against landlords. I hired 5 landlords and a 1 company to own my house, and it's been the best!

Every week one of them knocks on the door, and I pay the share they rightfully owe.

And don't think I forgot to tip.
October 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
The socks are for different occasions.

That's what the liberal doesn't get.

You have socks for work, funeral, masturbation, and programming. If you aren't changing your socks atleast 50 times per day, you aren't on the grindset for success. Look at what happened to O.J. Simpson!
October 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I don't eat bananas. I only eat bananas from the 1950s. They tasted better. Why wouldn't they taste better now? Escape the matrix.
October 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Reposted by dupont disciple
October 17, 2024 at 7:31 PM
hatsune miku
October 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
How would you get a small cylinder (50.1in length, ~9.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
October 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
yo can this algorithm start showing me yaoi or what
October 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
My business strategy is pure cocaine. Try and match that one, Jeff.
October 17, 2024 at 3:32 PM