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I heard there were reports of doctors finding a worm in his brain, so I figured I'd give it a shot.
No doctor would perform the operation, so I had a prostitute do it in a Motel-6 parking lot.
My sales have gone up by 297% since.
I heard there were reports of doctors finding a worm in his brain, so I figured I'd give it a shot.
No doctor would perform the operation, so I had a prostitute do it in a Motel-6 parking lot.
My sales have gone up by 297% since.
Don't play Fortnite.
Go invest, or get to the casino.
#fortnite #lifestyle #democracy
Don't play Fortnite.
Go invest, or get to the casino.
#fortnite #lifestyle #democracy
So I reached in my pocket, and gave him a scratch-off card.
If you want a chance at making some cash, you need to earn it like the rest of us.
So I stole his shoes, and drove off.
So I reached in my pocket, and gave him a scratch-off card.
If you want a chance at making some cash, you need to earn it like the rest of us.
So I stole his shoes, and drove off.
That changed my life.
That changed my life.
Don't take those pills.
LET THEM HEAR YOU SCREAM.
Don't take those pills.
LET THEM HEAR YOU SCREAM.
I told him, "What registration?"
He was stunned.
So I took another sip of my vodka, and drove off.
Any questions?
I told him, "What registration?"
He was stunned.
So I took another sip of my vodka, and drove off.
Any questions?
He's doing the wrong drug.
You have to drink gasoline instead, that pure ethanol inside gives you the greatest high you'll ever feel. Best decision I've ever made, my sales are up 79%!
www.youtube.com/shorts/N3CiO...
He's doing the wrong drug.
You have to drink gasoline instead, that pure ethanol inside gives you the greatest high you'll ever feel. Best decision I've ever made, my sales are up 79%!
www.youtube.com/shorts/N3CiO...
Every week one of them knocks on the door, and I pay the share they rightfully owe.
And don't think I forgot to tip.
Every week one of them knocks on the door, and I pay the share they rightfully owe.
And don't think I forgot to tip.
That's what the liberal doesn't get.
You have socks for work, funeral, masturbation, and programming. If you aren't changing your socks atleast 50 times per day, you aren't on the grindset for success. Look at what happened to O.J. Simpson!
That's what the liberal doesn't get.
You have socks for work, funeral, masturbation, and programming. If you aren't changing your socks atleast 50 times per day, you aren't on the grindset for success. Look at what happened to O.J. Simpson!