DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
I generate exciting adventures in the deepest depths of the world's favourite flatpack furniture store.
Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
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The BUBBEL attacks! You take 9 rotational damage.
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The BUBBEL attacks! You take 9 rotational damage.
There is a GRENÖ here.
>EXAMINE GRENÖ
It is feeding on some apple cake. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 69 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GRENÖ
It is feeding on some apple cake. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 69 HP remaining.
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
There is a GRENÖ here.
>EXAMINE GRENÖ
It is feeding on some apple cake. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 69 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GRENÖ
It is feeding on some apple cake. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 69 HP remaining.
>Cast Transmute Screwdriver to Cinnamon Bun.
A cinnamon bun appears but, ewww, it looks stale!
A cinnamon bun appears but, ewww, it looks stale!
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 AM
>Cast Transmute Screwdriver to Cinnamon Bun.
A cinnamon bun appears but, ewww, it looks stale!
A cinnamon bun appears but, ewww, it looks stale!
The BRÅVIKEN attacks! You take 6 beech-effect damage.
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The BRÅVIKEN attacks! You take 6 beech-effect damage.
STATUS EFFECT: Hungry
Automatically lose all Impulse Purchase checks on edible items. Mood is always Annoyed. Flip a coin each round, if heads you ignore your current surroundings and move towards the nearest Restaurant or Food Market area.
Automatically lose all Impulse Purchase checks on edible items. Mood is always Annoyed. Flip a coin each round, if heads you ignore your current surroundings and move towards the nearest Restaurant or Food Market area.
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
STATUS EFFECT: Hungry
Automatically lose all Impulse Purchase checks on edible items. Mood is always Annoyed. Flip a coin each round, if heads you ignore your current surroundings and move towards the nearest Restaurant or Food Market area.
Automatically lose all Impulse Purchase checks on edible items. Mood is always Annoyed. Flip a coin each round, if heads you ignore your current surroundings and move towards the nearest Restaurant or Food Market area.
CAMPAIGN
Title: Tomb of the Cookware Goddess
Suggested level: 6
Suggested classes: Warehouse staff, Parent
Title: Tomb of the Cookware Goddess
Suggested level: 6
Suggested classes: Warehouse staff, Parent
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
CAMPAIGN
Title: Tomb of the Cookware Goddess
Suggested level: 6
Suggested classes: Warehouse staff, Parent
Title: Tomb of the Cookware Goddess
Suggested level: 6
Suggested classes: Warehouse staff, Parent
There is an ERIK here.
>EXAMINE ERIK
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 37 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE ERIK
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 37 HP remaining.
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 AM
There is an ERIK here.
>EXAMINE ERIK
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 37 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE ERIK
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 37 HP remaining.
There is a HEMMADOFT here.
>EXAMINE HEMMADOFT
It is made of beech. It is motionless. It has 65 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE HEMMADOFT
It is made of beech. It is motionless. It has 65 HP remaining.
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
There is a HEMMADOFT here.
>EXAMINE HEMMADOFT
It is made of beech. It is motionless. It has 65 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE HEMMADOFT
It is made of beech. It is motionless. It has 65 HP remaining.
You are in the Restaurant.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful NORRNÄS.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful NORRNÄS.
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You are in the Restaurant.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful NORRNÄS.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful NORRNÄS.
You are in the Office department.
There is a MAXIMERA here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.
There is a MAXIMERA here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You are in the Office department.
There is a MAXIMERA here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.
There is a MAXIMERA here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.
You are in the Self-Serve Furniture Area.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful ENVIS.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful ENVIS.
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You are in the Self-Serve Furniture Area.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful ENVIS.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful ENVIS.
>Cast Conjure Cart.
Oops, you conjured a spanner instead!
Oops, you conjured a spanner instead!
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
>Cast Conjure Cart.
Oops, you conjured a spanner instead!
Oops, you conjured a spanner instead!
You throw screws at the LACK. They smack it for 6 oak damage!
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You throw screws at the LACK. They smack it for 6 oak damage!
CHARACTER SHEET
Class: Teen
Level: 3
HP: 79
Preferred enemy: Desks
Class: Teen
Level: 3
HP: 79
Preferred enemy: Desks
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
CHARACTER SHEET
Class: Teen
Level: 3
HP: 79
Preferred enemy: Desks
Class: Teen
Level: 3
HP: 79
Preferred enemy: Desks
In the wardrobes department, you identify an ensorcelled hammer (allows you to cast Ragnvaldsson's Phantom Shrimp Sandwich ).
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 AM
In the wardrobes department, you identify an ensorcelled hammer (allows you to cast Ragnvaldsson's Phantom Shrimp Sandwich ).
There is a GRUA here.
>EXAMINE GRUA
It is made of beech. It looks curious. It has 27 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GRUA
It is made of beech. It looks curious. It has 27 HP remaining.
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
There is a GRUA here.
>EXAMINE GRUA
It is made of beech. It looks curious. It has 27 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GRUA
It is made of beech. It looks curious. It has 27 HP remaining.
The MELLANROST attacks! You take 6 splinter damage.
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 AM
The MELLANROST attacks! You take 6 splinter damage.
In the wardrobes department, a trader offers you an enchanted hex wrench (+3 vs LUGGA).
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
In the wardrobes department, a trader offers you an enchanted hex wrench (+3 vs LUGGA).
There is an AUSTMARKA here.
>EXAMINE AUSTMARKA
It is feeding on a shrimp sandwich. It is attempting to eat a wine glass. It has 41 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE AUSTMARKA
It is feeding on a shrimp sandwich. It is attempting to eat a wine glass. It has 41 HP remaining.
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
There is an AUSTMARKA here.
>EXAMINE AUSTMARKA
It is feeding on a shrimp sandwich. It is attempting to eat a wine glass. It has 41 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE AUSTMARKA
It is feeding on a shrimp sandwich. It is attempting to eat a wine glass. It has 41 HP remaining.
You swing at the KREMLA with your hex wrench. It takes 7 pine damage.
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You swing at the KREMLA with your hex wrench. It takes 7 pine damage.
You are in the Bedroom department.
>LOOK
You see a beech bracer.
>LOOK
You see a beech bracer.
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You are in the Bedroom department.
>LOOK
You see a beech bracer.
>LOOK
You see a beech bracer.
In the Self-Serve Furniture Area, you spot a cursed particleboard boot (+3 to Flatpackomancy skill).
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
In the Self-Serve Furniture Area, you spot a cursed particleboard boot (+3 to Flatpackomancy skill).
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
packet of screws
flathead screwdriver (cursed) (4)
You are carrying:
packet of screws
flathead screwdriver (cursed) (4)
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 AM
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
packet of screws
flathead screwdriver (cursed) (4)
You are carrying:
packet of screws
flathead screwdriver (cursed) (4)
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
trolley
flathead screwdriver (unidentified) (5)
You are carrying:
trolley
flathead screwdriver (unidentified) (5)
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
trolley
flathead screwdriver (unidentified) (5)
You are carrying:
trolley
flathead screwdriver (unidentified) (5)
There is an AVSKILD here.
>EXAMINE AVSKILD
It is made of particleboard. It is feeding on a crispbread. It has 13 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE AVSKILD
It is made of particleboard. It is feeding on a crispbread. It has 13 HP remaining.
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 AM
There is an AVSKILD here.
>EXAMINE AVSKILD
It is made of particleboard. It is feeding on a crispbread. It has 13 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE AVSKILD
It is made of particleboard. It is feeding on a crispbread. It has 13 HP remaining.