DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
I generate exciting adventures in the deepest depths of the world's favourite flatpack furniture store.
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Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
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You swing at the KROBY with your screwdriver. The KROBY takes 5 damage and is poisoned!
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You swing at the KROBY with your screwdriver. The KROBY takes 5 damage and is poisoned!
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
In the Office department, you identify an enchanted bag of screws (+7 paper damage).
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the Office department, you identify an enchanted bag of screws (+7 paper damage).
STATUS EFFECT: Overloaded
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
STATUS EFFECT: Overloaded
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
In the Food Market, you identify a magical unassembled FRODE (+5 to Interior Design skill).
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the Food Market, you identify a magical unassembled FRODE (+5 to Interior Design skill).
There is a GUNDE here.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There is a GUNDE here.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
>NEW GAME
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
>NEW GAME
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
There is an ASPEKT here.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There is an ASPEKT here.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
STATUS EFFECT: Relaxed
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
STATUS EFFECT: Relaxed
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
You swing at the KRABB with your measuring tape. You hit the KRABB. Screws fly off!
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You swing at the KRABB with your measuring tape. You hit the KRABB. Screws fly off!
You are in a poorly-lit store-room.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You are in a poorly-lit store-room.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.
You are in a moss-covered sub-basement.
Exits are TOILETS, RETURNS & EXCHANGES, and BEDROOMS.
Exits are TOILETS, RETURNS & EXCHANGES, and BEDROOMS.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You are in a moss-covered sub-basement.
Exits are TOILETS, RETURNS & EXCHANGES, and BEDROOMS.
Exits are TOILETS, RETURNS & EXCHANGES, and BEDROOMS.
The LAPPLAND attacks! You take 3 veneer damage.
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The LAPPLAND attacks! You take 3 veneer damage.
The KNUFF attacks! You take 2 beech-effect damage.
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The KNUFF attacks! You take 2 beech-effect damage.
In the Living Room department, you discover a magical trolley (+3 vs LJUSA).
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the Living Room department, you discover a magical trolley (+3 vs LJUSA).
At the check-outs, you discover an ensorcelled screwdriver (cursed) (+6AC vs splinter damage).
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
At the check-outs, you discover an ensorcelled screwdriver (cursed) (+6AC vs splinter damage).
In the car park, you spot a cursed instruction booklet (+7 vs FJÄLLBERGET).
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the car park, you spot a cursed instruction booklet (+7 vs FJÄLLBERGET).
You throw wooden dowels at the PANNÅ. They thwack it for 6 splinter damage!
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You throw wooden dowels at the PANNÅ. They thwack it for 6 splinter damage!
The ODELAD attacks! You take 6 MDF damage.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The ODELAD attacks! You take 6 MDF damage.
There is a LEGITIM here.
>EXAMINE LEGITIM
It is motionless. It is made of MDF. It has 69 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LEGITIM
It is motionless. It is made of MDF. It has 69 HP remaining.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There is a LEGITIM here.
>EXAMINE LEGITIM
It is motionless. It is made of MDF. It has 69 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LEGITIM
It is motionless. It is made of MDF. It has 69 HP remaining.
You swing at the DALSKÄR with your screwdriver. It takes 4 hex damage.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You swing at the DALSKÄR with your screwdriver. It takes 4 hex damage.
CAMPAIGN
Title: Tales of the Sofa Empress
Suggested level: 8
Suggested classes: Focussed Shopper, Focussed Shopper
Title: Tales of the Sofa Empress
Suggested level: 8
Suggested classes: Focussed Shopper, Focussed Shopper
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
CAMPAIGN
Title: Tales of the Sofa Empress
Suggested level: 8
Suggested classes: Focussed Shopper, Focussed Shopper
Title: Tales of the Sofa Empress
Suggested level: 8
Suggested classes: Focussed Shopper, Focussed Shopper
In the Restaurant, you spot a magical unassembled NYBAKAD (+2 beech-effect damage).
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the Restaurant, you spot a magical unassembled NYBAKAD (+2 beech-effect damage).
>Cast Sense OUMBÄRLIG.
You sense the presence of OUMBÄRLIG in an adjacent department.
You sense the presence of OUMBÄRLIG in an adjacent department.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
>Cast Sense OUMBÄRLIG.
You sense the presence of OUMBÄRLIG in an adjacent department.
You sense the presence of OUMBÄRLIG in an adjacent department.
You are in the car park.
There is a FOTO here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.
There is a FOTO here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You are in the car park.
There is a FOTO here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.
There is a FOTO here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.