Just stopped an HVAC guy from stealing a neighbor’s package after he ripped one of mine open. Very close to getting my dumb ass swung on lol

Since 12am:
Puke count - 4
Back strain while puking count - 1
Hours slept count - 2
Always Sunny episode count - 7
Earthquake count - 1

your outie
is a jolly good fellow
which nobody can deny

holding my nose reading the oscar noms

finally rewatching Mad Men and yes, incredible, a marvel, but god these fast, abrupt fade out cuts piss me off so much

been working out this week for the first time since hairline fracturing my leg last march. mentally, feeling great. physically, feeling like i got hit by max verstappen on a hot lap. the bananas aren’t doing shit.

watched a couple episodes of Arcane because everyone’s talking about how good it is and i swear it has to be a huge prank.

embarrassingly bought tickets for streetlight manifesto at roadrunner next month because i still have a soft spot for the ska shows i was going to at the avalon and axis when i was like 15. getting old, brother.

guess im moving the bakery over here.

hole on main

what’s your favorite fall coffee flavor and/or your favorite US-backed military coup? 🤔🍂🍁☕️

thinkin bout donut holes 😍

baked fresh