Duncs
@duncsf.bsky.social
Graveleur, Whimsical Flâneur, Bon Viveur, Gentleman Adventurer. De Patron du Gruppetto. If you voted for Trump then keep walking, off you pop.
It has stopped raining.
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 AM
It has stopped raining.
What would have happened if Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook went to study construction instead of starting a band.
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 PM
What would have happened if Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook went to study construction instead of starting a band.
Why do so many YouTube vloggers and instagram influencers have MH issues and are always ‘clearing their heads’ in remote locations?
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Why do so many YouTube vloggers and instagram influencers have MH issues and are always ‘clearing their heads’ in remote locations?
What is the name for the period of time between ordering a new bike and it being delivered?
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
What is the name for the period of time between ordering a new bike and it being delivered?
You know it’s cold when you take a cup of tea out to the garage for a spot of Zwift…
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
You know it’s cold when you take a cup of tea out to the garage for a spot of Zwift…
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Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.
Five days from submitting my claim for the ACCIDENTAL damage to the head tube to the claim being authorised and new bike inbound next week.
Note: Internet carbon bike damage experts insurance lawyers please scroll on…
Note: Internet carbon bike damage experts insurance lawyers please scroll on…
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Five days from submitting my claim for the ACCIDENTAL damage to the head tube to the claim being authorised and new bike inbound next week.
Note: Internet carbon bike damage experts insurance lawyers please scroll on…
Note: Internet carbon bike damage experts insurance lawyers please scroll on…
If Trump can claim Macado’s Nobel Prize then what’s good for the goose….
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If Trump can claim Macado’s Nobel Prize then what’s good for the goose….
I’ve just watched Gosford Park, a favourite movie. I would like to see a sequel where Sylvia McCordle played by Kristen Scott Thomas rampaged through London and the Empire with her husband’s fortune.
January 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’ve just watched Gosford Park, a favourite movie. I would like to see a sequel where Sylvia McCordle played by Kristen Scott Thomas rampaged through London and the Empire with her husband’s fortune.
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Jonathan Ross is a Fucking Murderer. Along with these ones —- Noem, Bovino, Homan & Trump. Hold them accountable!
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Jonathan Ross is a Fucking Murderer. Along with these ones —- Noem, Bovino, Homan & Trump. Hold them accountable!
I’ve just had my first weigh-in since the 9th Decembe… So. The butcher’s bill for Christmas and going on a cruise is….. 12lbs!111
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I’ve just had my first weigh-in since the 9th Decembe… So. The butcher’s bill for Christmas and going on a cruise is….. 12lbs!111
The FBI has released an updated image of Venezuelan President #Maduro in US custody. Apparently his pet dog had to be restrained for spitting on law enforcement officers.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The FBI has released an updated image of Venezuelan President #Maduro in US custody. Apparently his pet dog had to be restrained for spitting on law enforcement officers.
We’re on the train from Kings Cross and LNER have told us that we shouldn’t travel North of Dundee due to a ‘danger to life’ because to the extreme weather conditions. We phoned home and there’s no snow. LNER advised us not to travel and remain in London until the 7th.
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
We’re on the train from Kings Cross and LNER have told us that we shouldn’t travel North of Dundee due to a ‘danger to life’ because to the extreme weather conditions. We phoned home and there’s no snow. LNER advised us not to travel and remain in London until the 7th.
Your timely reminder that the USA has not won a war since 1945. In fact has it ever won a war fought by just itself?
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Your timely reminder that the USA has not won a war since 1945. In fact has it ever won a war fought by just itself?
What to have for tea tonight?
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What to have for tea tonight?
Somewhere over the rainbow…
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Somewhere over the rainbow…
That the first time I’ve seen a bouncer working the doors at a chip shop.
December 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
That the first time I’ve seen a bouncer working the doors at a chip shop.
Last Christmas (2024) I received a Rapha Cycle Club membership. Apart from a cycling cap and living 300 miles away from a Rapha shop there is zero benefit to being a member.
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Last Christmas (2024) I received a Rapha Cycle Club membership. Apart from a cycling cap and living 300 miles away from a Rapha shop there is zero benefit to being a member.
A little bit of light stretching an lunging before dinner.
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A little bit of light stretching an lunging before dinner.
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If the average person could earn £400,000 for four hours work a month, they wouldn't need pension advice.
It can't be said enough. This man is a spiv, a fraud, and a Russian asset.
What he is NOT is any sort of friend to working people.
He is the enemy! 🤮
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
It can't be said enough. This man is a spiv, a fraud, and a Russian asset.
What he is NOT is any sort of friend to working people.
He is the enemy! 🤮
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage criticised for £400,000 job promoting physical gold as pension investment
Exclusive: Reform leader promotes Direct Bullion – but experts say commodity is not for everyday investors
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If the average person could earn £400,000 for four hours work a month, they wouldn't need pension advice.
It can't be said enough. This man is a spiv, a fraud, and a Russian asset.
What he is NOT is any sort of friend to working people.
He is the enemy! 🤮
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
It can't be said enough. This man is a spiv, a fraud, and a Russian asset.
What he is NOT is any sort of friend to working people.
He is the enemy! 🤮
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
We’re on the First Class Azuma to That London. We have just been offered a glass of wine at 0924.
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
We’re on the First Class Azuma to That London. We have just been offered a glass of wine at 0924.
Wife:
Why are you eating breakfast now? We’re all having breakfast at 1130 when everyone comes round.
Me: Bollocks to that!
Why are you eating breakfast now? We’re all having breakfast at 1130 when everyone comes round.
Me: Bollocks to that!
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Wife:
Why are you eating breakfast now? We’re all having breakfast at 1130 when everyone comes round.
Me: Bollocks to that!
Why are you eating breakfast now? We’re all having breakfast at 1130 when everyone comes round.
Me: Bollocks to that!