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couldn't pick between this one and the other one
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
couldn't pick between this one and the other one
If Cardi B is the guest judge tonight... I wonder what the lip sync for the win song will be... maybe WAP? Bodak Yellow? Any guesses?
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If Cardi B is the guest judge tonight... I wonder what the lip sync for the win song will be... maybe WAP? Bodak Yellow? Any guesses?
Having pretty extreme right neck pain over the past 3 days :( going to pick up Icy Hot and do some stretches... and maybe a long walk while working on my posture.. hope that helps 🥺
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Having pretty extreme right neck pain over the past 3 days :( going to pick up Icy Hot and do some stretches... and maybe a long walk while working on my posture.. hope that helps 🥺
Movies I've watched over the winter break: The Pledge, Arbitrage, Margin Call, Fantastic Four (2025), One Battle After Another, Frankenstein (2025).
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Movies I've watched over the winter break: The Pledge, Arbitrage, Margin Call, Fantastic Four (2025), One Battle After Another, Frankenstein (2025).
One battle after another (fighting the urge 2 jerk off and eat 1,000 chocolates)
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
One battle after another (fighting the urge 2 jerk off and eat 1,000 chocolates)
sadly, i will be participating in dry january
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
sadly, i will be participating in dry january
not me almost reporting a fraudulent charge on my credit card only to realize it was for activeduty.com (which i very much signed up for.. lol) #supportthetroops
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
not me almost reporting a fraudulent charge on my credit card only to realize it was for activeduty.com (which i very much signed up for.. lol) #supportthetroops
the original Heated Rivalry
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the original Heated Rivalry
rained really hard all day but still walked the dog, went to the gym, and picked up some ingredients for yummy tortellini soup to make for dinner 😇
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
rained really hard all day but still walked the dog, went to the gym, and picked up some ingredients for yummy tortellini soup to make for dinner 😇
the way i have "nettles" by ethel cain on REPEAT
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the way i have "nettles" by ethel cain on REPEAT
bloomfie's top 25 nudes of 2025... go.
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
bloomfie's top 25 nudes of 2025... go.
pitchfork's worst 100 songs of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
pitchfork's worst 100 songs of 2025
Rewatching Hacks. Not leaving bed. Highly recommend.
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Rewatching Hacks. Not leaving bed. Highly recommend.
It’s raining. And unfortunately, it’s not men.
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It’s raining. And unfortunately, it’s not men.
Finally got to see Salina EsTitties perform
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Finally got to see Salina EsTitties perform
am i a dumb b for starting "welcome to derry"? one episode in and i'm like what? really? a flying mutant baby????
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
am i a dumb b for starting "welcome to derry"? one episode in and i'm like what? really? a flying mutant baby????
Splurged and booked a fancy hotel in WeHo 😎🌴
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Splurged and booked a fancy hotel in WeHo 😎🌴
tonight's heated rivalry was meh :/
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
tonight's heated rivalry was meh :/
Was almost too cold to take this selfie. Operative word: almost 🥶
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Was almost too cold to take this selfie. Operative word: almost 🥶
Waiting for Katya to make an appearance in Heated Rivalry like…
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Waiting for Katya to make an appearance in Heated Rivalry like…