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praxis dumbsly
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as your self-made antichrist i promise to spread chaos, joy, and prosperity.

shaman of whimsy and the absurd.

dumbsly is pronounced both ways.

official sock puppet: @sockpuppet.ing
preofficial religion: @nocluism.church

i love you. deal with it 🖕❤️🖕
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i declare myself an institution of public domain
we get told there’s a tomorrow but always seem to wake up today
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
the drake equation doesn’t take into account that abstract thought is entropically disfavored
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
doing something stupid is like totes fine whatevs

trying to say it wasn’t stupid tho is wicked dumb
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
this is the world’s first unplagiarizable lie
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
today is antiderivative
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
oh man the universe probsly hates us sentient fools

just by existing we increase entropy

messy up its chill
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
genre is my favorite
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
just think without failure we wouldn’t have the concept of a comeback to cheer us up
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
an irratio of three to cow
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
is every frigging chapter of this book titled ‘today’?
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
technology’s greatest achievement is boredom
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
time makes distance seem
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
i predict the world will end the day the flavor cheeseberry is invented
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
today promises that it won’t happen again
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
waking up is very today
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
sometimes it takes a while before today tells me what to post
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
today is neither childproof or foolproof
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
just remember this screen makes a shitty mirror
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
puns are today’s only weakness

that’s why they hurt so good
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
signoise: noun, noise that purports to be signal; the worst kind of noise
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
today sure takes up a lot of our time
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
not wanting to cry is the most tear-inducing sentiment
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
it was a muchneed, that manyneed
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
lol have we even checked if the von neumann architecture can even support true intelligence?

kinda have a feeling it can’t…
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i hope this is meta enough
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM