praxis dumbsly
@dumbsly.com
as your self-made antichrist i promise to spread chaos, joy, and prosperity.
shaman of whimsy and the absurd.
dumbsly is pronounced both ways.
official sock puppet: @sockpuppet.ing
preofficial religion: @nocluism.church
i love you. deal with it 🖕❤️🖕
shaman of whimsy and the absurd.
dumbsly is pronounced both ways.
official sock puppet: @sockpuppet.ing
preofficial religion: @nocluism.church
i love you. deal with it 🖕❤️🖕
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praxis dumbsly
@dumbsly.com
· Feb 8
i declare myself an institution of public domain
we get told there’s a tomorrow but always seem to wake up today
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
we get told there’s a tomorrow but always seem to wake up today
the drake equation doesn’t take into account that abstract thought is entropically disfavored
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
the drake equation doesn’t take into account that abstract thought is entropically disfavored
doing something stupid is like totes fine whatevs
trying to say it wasn’t stupid tho is wicked dumb
trying to say it wasn’t stupid tho is wicked dumb
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
doing something stupid is like totes fine whatevs
trying to say it wasn’t stupid tho is wicked dumb
trying to say it wasn’t stupid tho is wicked dumb
this is the world’s first unplagiarizable lie
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
this is the world’s first unplagiarizable lie
today is antiderivative
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
today is antiderivative
oh man the universe probsly hates us sentient fools
just by existing we increase entropy
messy up its chill
just by existing we increase entropy
messy up its chill
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
oh man the universe probsly hates us sentient fools
just by existing we increase entropy
messy up its chill
just by existing we increase entropy
messy up its chill
just think without failure we wouldn’t have the concept of a comeback to cheer us up
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
just think without failure we wouldn’t have the concept of a comeback to cheer us up
an irratio of three to cow
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
an irratio of three to cow
is every frigging chapter of this book titled ‘today’?
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
is every frigging chapter of this book titled ‘today’?
technology’s greatest achievement is boredom
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
technology’s greatest achievement is boredom
time makes distance seem
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
time makes distance seem
i predict the world will end the day the flavor cheeseberry is invented
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
i predict the world will end the day the flavor cheeseberry is invented
today promises that it won’t happen again
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
today promises that it won’t happen again
waking up is very today
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
waking up is very today
sometimes it takes a while before today tells me what to post
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
sometimes it takes a while before today tells me what to post
today is neither childproof or foolproof
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
today is neither childproof or foolproof
just remember this screen makes a shitty mirror
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
just remember this screen makes a shitty mirror
puns are today’s only weakness
that’s why they hurt so good
that’s why they hurt so good
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
puns are today’s only weakness
that’s why they hurt so good
that’s why they hurt so good
signoise: noun, noise that purports to be signal; the worst kind of noise
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
signoise: noun, noise that purports to be signal; the worst kind of noise
today sure takes up a lot of our time
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
today sure takes up a lot of our time
not wanting to cry is the most tear-inducing sentiment
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
not wanting to cry is the most tear-inducing sentiment
it was a muchneed, that manyneed
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
it was a muchneed, that manyneed
lol have we even checked if the von neumann architecture can even support true intelligence?
kinda have a feeling it can’t…
kinda have a feeling it can’t…
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
lol have we even checked if the von neumann architecture can even support true intelligence?
kinda have a feeling it can’t…
kinda have a feeling it can’t…
i hope this is meta enough
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i hope this is meta enough