(Stupid) Detective
@dumbnoirdetective.bsky.social
World's Greatest-est-er Detecting
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The only case I cant solve is all of them.
heh. in this city im the best at what i do. some could say im the expert.
March 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
heh. in this city im the best at what i do. some could say im the expert.
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old sketchbook jokes
March 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
old sketchbook jokes
sorry for the lack of posts, I get real caught up in all my casework and buying paint in assortments of grey for any new furniture I get for my office
March 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
sorry for the lack of posts, I get real caught up in all my casework and buying paint in assortments of grey for any new furniture I get for my office
???the fuck is he talking about? is he stupid? theres no post
March 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
???the fuck is he talking about? is he stupid? theres no post
you are still what
I am still investigating this site. A lot of bonkers stuff happened here!
March 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
you are still what
this is a job for the world's greatest detective (me its me guys)
March 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
this is a job for the world's greatest detective (me its me guys)
this the typa dame to come to me with a case only for it to have been her by the end.
March 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
this the typa dame to come to me with a case only for it to have been her by the end.
was hired to investigate a company that is committing a crime called "Tax Evasion"? are they just making this shit up now? what the fuck even is a taxes
March 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
was hired to investigate a company that is committing a crime called "Tax Evasion"? are they just making this shit up now? what the fuck even is a taxes
This kind fellow at "Taco Bell" kept trying to hire me for a case but unfortunately this would-be client was not aware that although I am one of the smartest men alive I do not possess the ability to speak Spanish. He kept asking something along the lines of how I wanted my case ideas.
March 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This kind fellow at "Taco Bell" kept trying to hire me for a case but unfortunately this would-be client was not aware that although I am one of the smartest men alive I do not possess the ability to speak Spanish. He kept asking something along the lines of how I wanted my case ideas.
If you are wondering why I've barricaded the bathroom in the office its because there is another equally as handsome rival detective in there..
March 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you are wondering why I've barricaded the bathroom in the office its because there is another equally as handsome rival detective in there..
was driving on the way to the crime scene for this homicide and accidentally hit a pedestrian and in panic I decided to bluff to the police that this is actually the murderer.
really rolling the dice on this one..
really rolling the dice on this one..
March 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
was driving on the way to the crime scene for this homicide and accidentally hit a pedestrian and in panic I decided to bluff to the police that this is actually the murderer.
really rolling the dice on this one..
really rolling the dice on this one..
now don't be rude but I am trapped in the filing cabinet. please send help this is not a joke. my only food in here is the turkey on rye I accidentally filed last month
March 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
now don't be rude but I am trapped in the filing cabinet. please send help this is not a joke. my only food in here is the turkey on rye I accidentally filed last month
Tried out one of these "Social Deduction Games" I've been hearing so much about. Its called something along the lines of "File Explorer". They make these games real difficult I suppose because its been 3 hours and I still haven't gotten a single clue of who it is!
March 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Tried out one of these "Social Deduction Games" I've been hearing so much about. Its called something along the lines of "File Explorer". They make these games real difficult I suppose because its been 3 hours and I still haven't gotten a single clue of who it is!
Done many late nights and long days filled with struggle and strife but I finally made a breakthrough on this case. Its about this bird that for some reason went from this one place to another on the opposite side of the street. The only question is why...
March 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Done many late nights and long days filled with struggle and strife but I finally made a breakthrough on this case. Its about this bird that for some reason went from this one place to another on the opposite side of the street. The only question is why...
i've been looking at the clues for this case for about 45 minutes now and only just realized that the key piece of evidence to my leading theory was actually my own receipt from burger king
March 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i've been looking at the clues for this case for about 45 minutes now and only just realized that the key piece of evidence to my leading theory was actually my own receipt from burger king
id say that this new case im on has me stumped but im so confused its more accurate to say it has me tree-d
March 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
id say that this new case im on has me stumped but im so confused its more accurate to say it has me tree-d
welcome back to ranking other detectiveses, today we have the question from d.c.
Intelligence 0/10 (COmparede to me)
Havign a fAce 0/10
Makes me question things about myself (sexual style) 1/10
Overall ranking winds up at a D- with a 1/30 score.
Intelligence 0/10 (COmparede to me)
Havign a fAce 0/10
Makes me question things about myself (sexual style) 1/10
Overall ranking winds up at a D- with a 1/30 score.
March 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
welcome back to ranking other detectiveses, today we have the question from d.c.
Intelligence 0/10 (COmparede to me)
Havign a fAce 0/10
Makes me question things about myself (sexual style) 1/10
Overall ranking winds up at a D- with a 1/30 score.
Intelligence 0/10 (COmparede to me)
Havign a fAce 0/10
Makes me question things about myself (sexual style) 1/10
Overall ranking winds up at a D- with a 1/30 score.
a jerk in the local jazz club where I was smoking a cigar thoughtfully in a corner while doing my inner monologue pointed at me and shouted "hey look at sherlock homeless over in the corner!" ruined my whole fucking day.
March 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
a jerk in the local jazz club where I was smoking a cigar thoughtfully in a corner while doing my inner monologue pointed at me and shouted "hey look at sherlock homeless over in the corner!" ruined my whole fucking day.
finding it, and by it i mean, the clues (someone please help me i am lost somewhere between 4th avenue and chicago)
March 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
finding it, and by it i mean, the clues (someone please help me i am lost somewhere between 4th avenue and chicago)
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yoooooooo
March 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
yoooooooo
chased a hooligan down an alleyway because I thought they were the culprit for this case but it turned out actually that it was just a very large dog. fuck my stupid black and white life.
March 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
chased a hooligan down an alleyway because I thought they were the culprit for this case but it turned out actually that it was just a very large dog. fuck my stupid black and white life.
@fixerfannumber1.bsky.social // as a totally on brand and "normal" "pmsky" "account" "can" wait hold on. ok nevermind can i get addered to the parody feed
March 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@fixerfannumber1.bsky.social // as a totally on brand and "normal" "pmsky" "account" "can" wait hold on. ok nevermind can i get addered to the parody feed
for my first case i tried to start out simply with the basics but its been 20 minutes no pretty lady who is a popular local singer has randomly walked in yet
March 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
for my first case i tried to start out simply with the basics but its been 20 minutes no pretty lady who is a popular local singer has randomly walked in yet