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Prolly.Holly
@dumassnora.bsky.social
Average American
They/She | 25
t4t les 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
AuDHD ☭
Love when I join a conversation about blimps

Hate when I have to correct everyone that it's actually a dirigible
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When someone describes themselves as a "hopeless romantic" all that tells me is that they are the one who gets broken up with and all that leads me to ask is why.

That phrase should be retired
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A group of schizophrenics CANNOT play pretend. The weakest link WILL cause group psychosis
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I could speak Arabic, I'd use it exclusively with my cats
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Recession indicator: Zuzu pets are back
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why is it kinda woke-clocking when someone knows what is and isnt a HIPPA violation?
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Everyday I try to embody a slightly more put together cookie monster pajamas girl
October 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Push-ups are stupid! I'm calling it. You do more pulling than pushing day to day and when you do push, its with your legs. Useless excersize. Fuck you.
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I wanna see the focus test results for changing Sierra Mist to 'Starry', cause I don't believe this was the winner.

I'm gonna keep calling it Sierra Mist. Sounded better.
September 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ever since the death of Kirk, my tits feel heavier. The world is healing
September 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Upping my game and taking my T blocker before a workout
September 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Don't walk into a room where I'm already 3/5ths into my video essay and ask me to tell you about the topic. If you wanted to know you would've been here and quiet at the start of the lesson
September 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A roommate called me boring because I prefer informational content...
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I think honey should be the default flavor of flavored medicines. Who actually likes that cherry flavor??
August 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Googles 'Can I vacuum seal my baby?'. No?? Why not? Ass fixation?? What does that have to do with vacuum sealing my baby?"
August 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What if I started working out and learning to fight to my threats weren't as empty anymore? Hmm 🤔
August 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Militsioner, the game with the giant policeman, would be a lot scarier if it were a proud boy looking cop with a giant gun and a complex
August 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me and my partner broke up and one of the first songs I heard was in the pizza place by my house, immediately recognized as Boygenius, Bite the Hand. How did they know?
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Some of y'all need to be more careful online. This is not the same internet it was 20 years ago. Stay safe out here
August 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is devastating. I lost my earwax jar 😥
August 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I need someone to do a video essay analysis of advertisements in Roku City.

The real ads are meant to almost blend into the streetside. But then there's a Times Square section covered in *fake ads*.

And why does State Farm have a neocity game and I've only heard about in Roku City???
August 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I got catcalled for the first time irl yesterday. Ot was midnight, bro was whistling and everything. I did NOT like it.
August 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Teaching a monkey to toss a pizza pie up into the air. Will update.
July 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Women take longer to pee cause we gotta re-tuck after
July 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Amazon Basics bullet resistant backpack
July 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM