the average sized kahuna
@dullakhannah.bsky.social
I like Dungeons and Dragons. 🏳️🌈 these colors don't run
chained inexplicably to @outofcharacters.bsky.social for all eternity
I use any pronouns, but if you use they/them, you get bonus points
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chained inexplicably to @outofcharacters.bsky.social for all eternity
I use any pronouns, but if you use they/them, you get bonus points
🍃 🔞
Pinned
ok fine I'm a furry
Insane take but I think going to YCS fixed whatever is happening in my brain. I don't even play Yugioh
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Insane take but I think going to YCS fixed whatever is happening in my brain. I don't even play Yugioh
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they can have James Bond just be a sentient jar filled with teeth and plasma
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
they can have James Bond just be a sentient jar filled with teeth and plasma
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I don't like the president very much
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don't like the president very much
A non-exhaustive list of what my traumautism brain has deemed unsafe over the past few months:
- The sun
- Outdoor running
- Foods with color
- My living room
- The sun
- Outdoor running
- Foods with color
- My living room
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A non-exhaustive list of what my traumautism brain has deemed unsafe over the past few months:
- The sun
- Outdoor running
- Foods with color
- My living room
- The sun
- Outdoor running
- Foods with color
- My living room
would recommend avoiding getting PTSD. This shit sucks so bad
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
would recommend avoiding getting PTSD. This shit sucks so bad
Told my man today that I was struggling to make a post about Mamdani's win without being horny about him and he said "that's fair, but have you seen his wife" and showed me a picture of her. And I gotta say. holy shit
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Told my man today that I was struggling to make a post about Mamdani's win without being horny about him and he said "that's fair, but have you seen his wife" and showed me a picture of her. And I gotta say. holy shit
What's he doin down there
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What's he doin down there
An incentive that's a part of my intensive outpatient program is that I accumulate points that I can use to spend on stuff like journals, watercolor sets, plants, and *does a double take* volumes 1 through 5 of Neon Genesis Evangelion
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
An incentive that's a part of my intensive outpatient program is that I accumulate points that I can use to spend on stuff like journals, watercolor sets, plants, and *does a double take* volumes 1 through 5 of Neon Genesis Evangelion
I'm no better than Patroclus. If a sexy blonde with nice legs asked me to go die at war for him, I totally would
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm no better than Patroclus. If a sexy blonde with nice legs asked me to go die at war for him, I totally would
I feel a compelling need to do an edible and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I feel a compelling need to do an edible and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail
My man really enjoys reminding me regularly that Homestuck is responsible for our relationship. I understand "the old ball and chain" Boomers spiritually now
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My man really enjoys reminding me regularly that Homestuck is responsible for our relationship. I understand "the old ball and chain" Boomers spiritually now
Me: damn my mental health is so bad rn
The supportive, gay little freaks commenting on my kobold sex fic on AO3:
The supportive, gay little freaks commenting on my kobold sex fic on AO3:
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Me: damn my mental health is so bad rn
The supportive, gay little freaks commenting on my kobold sex fic on AO3:
The supportive, gay little freaks commenting on my kobold sex fic on AO3:
Of all the fantastic healthcare providers I've had, the majority of them have been people of color. which could mean nothing
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Of all the fantastic healthcare providers I've had, the majority of them have been people of color. which could mean nothing
Felvidek's tavern theme has cured me of all illnesses
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Felvidek's tavern theme has cured me of all illnesses
bro just give me one chance with the TV. one chance
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
bro just give me one chance with the TV. one chance
2015:
- Had a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
2025:
- Having a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
- Had a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
2025:
- Having a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
2015:
- Had a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
2025:
- Having a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
- Had a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
2025:
- Having a mental breakdown
- Toby Fox game
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Pikmin
September 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pikmin
Me before playing Felvidek: I want to start playing Felvidek
Me after starting Felvidek: I want to keep playing Felvidek
Me after starting Felvidek: I want to keep playing Felvidek
September 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me before playing Felvidek: I want to start playing Felvidek
Me after starting Felvidek: I want to keep playing Felvidek
Me after starting Felvidek: I want to keep playing Felvidek
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In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
love Misty Step and Dimension Door. like get me the fuck out of there lmao
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
love Misty Step and Dimension Door. like get me the fuck out of there lmao
Ways in which I'm like Harry DuBois:
- A beautiful woman ruined my life
- Previously storied relationship with substances
- Human can opener
- Sensory issues while sitting in uncomfortable chairs
- Pathetic
- Partner with round glasses is far more emotionally stable
- A beautiful woman ruined my life
- Previously storied relationship with substances
- Human can opener
- Sensory issues while sitting in uncomfortable chairs
- Pathetic
- Partner with round glasses is far more emotionally stable
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ways in which I'm like Harry DuBois:
- A beautiful woman ruined my life
- Previously storied relationship with substances
- Human can opener
- Sensory issues while sitting in uncomfortable chairs
- Pathetic
- Partner with round glasses is far more emotionally stable
- A beautiful woman ruined my life
- Previously storied relationship with substances
- Human can opener
- Sensory issues while sitting in uncomfortable chairs
- Pathetic
- Partner with round glasses is far more emotionally stable
Everyone else's complex trauma and autism makes them very cool and interesting and resilient. Mine, however, makes me very cringe and stressful to be around, which is probably my fault somehow
September 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Everyone else's complex trauma and autism makes them very cool and interesting and resilient. Mine, however, makes me very cringe and stressful to be around, which is probably my fault somehow
The funniest thing Atlus could do in the Persona 4 remake is change nothing except making Naoto trans. Yosuke? Still in the closet. Kanji? Still has whatever he's got going on happening. congratulations on finally getting a gay boyfriend in P4 but it's not who you're expecting
September 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The funniest thing Atlus could do in the Persona 4 remake is change nothing except making Naoto trans. Yosuke? Still in the closet. Kanji? Still has whatever he's got going on happening. congratulations on finally getting a gay boyfriend in P4 but it's not who you're expecting
Neutral good is the best alignment for getting pussy imho
September 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Neutral good is the best alignment for getting pussy imho
would love to create actual original, compelling works whenever I've been bitten by the writing bug instead of whack-ass horny shit but whatever
September 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
would love to create actual original, compelling works whenever I've been bitten by the writing bug instead of whack-ass horny shit but whatever