Duke of Whales
@dukeofwhales.bsky.social
I write video game narrative critiques for YouTube. People sometimes fall asleep to them.
okay so make sure you have a full quiver of arrows, equip them, attack, then mid-attack animation, enter your portfolio and unequip the arrows. you should get an error message, that's good. now drop whatever stock you're trying to duplicate.
we'll be dining in Rosethorn Hall by week's end
we'll be dining in Rosethorn Hall by week's end
If you really want to see Oblivion this week, just check your 401k!!!!!
April 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
okay so make sure you have a full quiver of arrows, equip them, attack, then mid-attack animation, enter your portfolio and unequip the arrows. you should get an error message, that's good. now drop whatever stock you're trying to duplicate.
we'll be dining in Rosethorn Hall by week's end
we'll be dining in Rosethorn Hall by week's end
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Oblivion Remaster confirmed, announcing tomorrow at 8 AM PT
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oblivion Remaster confirmed, announcing tomorrow at 8 AM PT
If your YT viewing experience gets noticeably worse in May, this might be why--new, "optimized ad opportunities".
I place midroll ads manually every 25-30ish minutes, at natural breaks, because if I let YT do it automatically they try to do a midroll every eight minutes. I like money, but blegh.
I place midroll ads manually every 25-30ish minutes, at natural breaks, because if I let YT do it automatically they try to do a midroll every eight minutes. I like money, but blegh.
April 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If your YT viewing experience gets noticeably worse in May, this might be why--new, "optimized ad opportunities".
I place midroll ads manually every 25-30ish minutes, at natural breaks, because if I let YT do it automatically they try to do a midroll every eight minutes. I like money, but blegh.
I place midroll ads manually every 25-30ish minutes, at natural breaks, because if I let YT do it automatically they try to do a midroll every eight minutes. I like money, but blegh.
working on a project with the new Joseph Anderson witcher critique playing in the background. who says you can't go home again. life is good*, nature is healing**
*i mean, not really, obviously
**also wildly untrue, it seems to be getting very much worse
*i mean, not really, obviously
**also wildly untrue, it seems to be getting very much worse
April 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
working on a project with the new Joseph Anderson witcher critique playing in the background. who says you can't go home again. life is good*, nature is healing**
*i mean, not really, obviously
**also wildly untrue, it seems to be getting very much worse
*i mean, not really, obviously
**also wildly untrue, it seems to be getting very much worse
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The most brutal assassination in Assassin's Creed history
Ubisoft feeling confident over on Twitter…
(Musk notoriously reacted to AC Shadows’ reveal and its Black samurai by saying the game was proof that “DEI kills art”)
(Musk notoriously reacted to AC Shadows’ reveal and its Black samurai by saying the game was proof that “DEI kills art”)
March 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The most brutal assassination in Assassin's Creed history
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when i log back in to twitter
March 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
when i log back in to twitter
oh no
if you're a maxxinista looking for a better time might i suggest Zone of Interest
if you're a maxxinista looking for a better time might i suggest Zone of Interest
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
oh no
if you're a maxxinista looking for a better time might i suggest Zone of Interest
if you're a maxxinista looking for a better time might i suggest Zone of Interest
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A Thorough Look at Dragon Age [Revised/Expanded/HD]
YouTube video by Noah Caldwell-Gervais
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January 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So on the way out of the Vatican with Mario in AC: Brotherhood, you'll pass some cardinals in prayer. "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
January 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So on the way out of the Vatican with Mario in AC: Brotherhood, you'll pass some cardinals in prayer. "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
The more I learn about Cesare Borgia the more I think AC: Brotherhood gives us the least interesting interpretation of him. He's constantly described as brilliant, this book describes his lifestyle as "blatantly secular", and then there's this little romp when he was supposed to be a hostage:
December 31, 2024 at 9:58 AM
The more I learn about Cesare Borgia the more I think AC: Brotherhood gives us the least interesting interpretation of him. He's constantly described as brilliant, this book describes his lifestyle as "blatantly secular", and then there's this little romp when he was supposed to be a hostage:
Dragonborn is live! Next up is Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, which might be my favorite game of the Ezio trilogy to play, but I think the story kind of collapses in the back half. Should be fun to pick through the pieces though!
December 25, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Dragonborn is live! Next up is Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, which might be my favorite game of the Ezio trilogy to play, but I think the story kind of collapses in the back half. Should be fun to pick through the pieces though!
oh man, just how i remember it
December 7, 2024 at 11:01 PM
oh man, just how i remember it
workshopping a thesis connecting the absurd ubiquity of wicked ads to the same misunderstanding of the average american that lost democrats the election. give it a folksy title and this video essay does numbers.
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 AM
workshopping a thesis connecting the absurd ubiquity of wicked ads to the same misunderstanding of the average american that lost democrats the election. give it a folksy title and this video essay does numbers.