Tony Forte
@dukeforte.bsky.social
Here for the shits and giggles of life (which twitter no longer provides)
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
Remember when a right wing nut job broke into Nancy Pelosi's house, struck her husbands head with a hammer fracturing his skull and attempted to kidnap her.
Charlie Kirk said someone should be a hero and bail that guy out.
Why is political violence celebrated when it's done by the Right?
Charlie Kirk said someone should be a hero and bail that guy out.
Why is political violence celebrated when it's done by the Right?
September 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Remember when a right wing nut job broke into Nancy Pelosi's house, struck her husbands head with a hammer fracturing his skull and attempted to kidnap her.
Charlie Kirk said someone should be a hero and bail that guy out.
Why is political violence celebrated when it's done by the Right?
Charlie Kirk said someone should be a hero and bail that guy out.
Why is political violence celebrated when it's done by the Right?
Why is Hate winning?
September 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why is Hate winning?
How have I just learnt that the 12 step program with addiction recovery is mostly just 'become a Christian'
I thought south park was joking
I thought south park was joking
August 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
How have I just learnt that the 12 step program with addiction recovery is mostly just 'become a Christian'
I thought south park was joking
I thought south park was joking
Last night was the last night of the year with an 8pm sunset
Won't experience this again till next April 😭😭
Won't experience this again till next April 😭😭
August 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Last night was the last night of the year with an 8pm sunset
Won't experience this again till next April 😭😭
Won't experience this again till next April 😭😭
Thanks to my VPN I was able to see a Canadian advert saying 'if you can remember when texts had a character limit, then you qualify for our anti wrinkle cream'
Ouch
Ouch
July 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Thanks to my VPN I was able to see a Canadian advert saying 'if you can remember when texts had a character limit, then you qualify for our anti wrinkle cream'
Ouch
Ouch
As a kid the media made me more concerned about volcanos being a problem than they actually are.
As an adult who is now aware of Yellowstone, my worries as a child should have been bigger
As an adult who is now aware of Yellowstone, my worries as a child should have been bigger
July 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As a kid the media made me more concerned about volcanos being a problem than they actually are.
As an adult who is now aware of Yellowstone, my worries as a child should have been bigger
As an adult who is now aware of Yellowstone, my worries as a child should have been bigger
Think I need to get back to what I used to do when I was younger that kept me in shape
Imitate the classic Kung Fu fights on TV at 3am
Imitate the classic Kung Fu fights on TV at 3am
July 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Think I need to get back to what I used to do when I was younger that kept me in shape
Imitate the classic Kung Fu fights on TV at 3am
Imitate the classic Kung Fu fights on TV at 3am
why are people online being purposely dumb?
I just made a reference about a fish from a book that proves the existence of God and people were literally trying to debate me about it. if they literally just took 5 seconds to Google it, they would know I was making a joke
I just made a reference about a fish from a book that proves the existence of God and people were literally trying to debate me about it. if they literally just took 5 seconds to Google it, they would know I was making a joke
July 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
why are people online being purposely dumb?
I just made a reference about a fish from a book that proves the existence of God and people were literally trying to debate me about it. if they literally just took 5 seconds to Google it, they would know I was making a joke
I just made a reference about a fish from a book that proves the existence of God and people were literally trying to debate me about it. if they literally just took 5 seconds to Google it, they would know I was making a joke
Only ordered a big Mac meal from McDonald's and the guy gave me someone else's order that's like 3 times the size.
Sucks to be then though
Sucks to be then though
June 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Only ordered a big Mac meal from McDonald's and the guy gave me someone else's order that's like 3 times the size.
Sucks to be then though
Sucks to be then though
'do you think people make choices?
No, people think they have a choice between steering left or right but they didn't build the roads'
🤯🤯
No, people think they have a choice between steering left or right but they didn't build the roads'
🤯🤯
June 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
'do you think people make choices?
No, people think they have a choice between steering left or right but they didn't build the roads'
🤯🤯
No, people think they have a choice between steering left or right but they didn't build the roads'
🤯🤯
The madman has actually done it.
He has dragged America into a war.
They need to remove him asap
What is taking America so long!?
He has dragged America into a war.
They need to remove him asap
What is taking America so long!?
June 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The madman has actually done it.
He has dragged America into a war.
They need to remove him asap
What is taking America so long!?
He has dragged America into a war.
They need to remove him asap
What is taking America so long!?
We asked for GTA 6 to be as realistic as possible
We didn't ask for real life to be the next Fallout game!
We didn't ask for real life to be the next Fallout game!
June 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We asked for GTA 6 to be as realistic as possible
We didn't ask for real life to be the next Fallout game!
We didn't ask for real life to be the next Fallout game!
What in the Clockwork Orange is this?!
June 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What in the Clockwork Orange is this?!
Anyone who follows me actually use BlueSky or did you all just go back to twitter?
June 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Anyone who follows me actually use BlueSky or did you all just go back to twitter?
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I liked humans, I liked watching them on the entertainment feed, where they couldn’t interact with me. Where it was safe.
May 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I liked humans, I liked watching them on the entertainment feed, where they couldn’t interact with me. Where it was safe.
What kind of psycho do you have to be to go into a Greegs and buy all the available steak beaks?!
May 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What kind of psycho do you have to be to go into a Greegs and buy all the available steak beaks?!
Moon in London looking awesome right now
May 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Moon in London looking awesome right now
It's been a long time since I had to battle for the arm rest on a train but this guy today sat next to me and constantly tried to force my arm off.
As we were both British we never said a word but it was a tense battle which I held true and kept my arm rested the entire time till he had to leave 💪🏆
As we were both British we never said a word but it was a tense battle which I held true and kept my arm rested the entire time till he had to leave 💪🏆
May 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's been a long time since I had to battle for the arm rest on a train but this guy today sat next to me and constantly tried to force my arm off.
As we were both British we never said a word but it was a tense battle which I held true and kept my arm rested the entire time till he had to leave 💪🏆
As we were both British we never said a word but it was a tense battle which I held true and kept my arm rested the entire time till he had to leave 💪🏆
Microsoft/bungie - ok guys we created a beautiful opera style theme for our game Halo, I don't know what we can do to improve upon it for the sequel game
Steve Vai - oh don't mind me I'm just gonna improv the most insane electric guitar solo to be played on top of the OG theme
Steve Vai - oh don't mind me I'm just gonna improv the most insane electric guitar solo to be played on top of the OG theme
May 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Microsoft/bungie - ok guys we created a beautiful opera style theme for our game Halo, I don't know what we can do to improve upon it for the sequel game
Steve Vai - oh don't mind me I'm just gonna improv the most insane electric guitar solo to be played on top of the OG theme
Steve Vai - oh don't mind me I'm just gonna improv the most insane electric guitar solo to be played on top of the OG theme
I'm just disappointed in the UK seeing Reform projected to do so well.
Why are a majority of us so deluded by these obvious con artists
Why are a majority of us so deluded by these obvious con artists
May 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm just disappointed in the UK seeing Reform projected to do so well.
Why are a majority of us so deluded by these obvious con artists
Why are a majority of us so deluded by these obvious con artists
It's been almost 2 years since since Fast and Furious 10 came out and still haven't seen any news about 11
What's going on guys?!
What's going on guys?!
April 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's been almost 2 years since since Fast and Furious 10 came out and still haven't seen any news about 11
What's going on guys?!
What's going on guys?!
Drs in the UK are such an oxymoron
You turn up on time and they make you wait 20 minutes
But if you're late by a couple of minutes they cancel the appointment talking about their time being precious
You turn up on time and they make you wait 20 minutes
But if you're late by a couple of minutes they cancel the appointment talking about their time being precious
April 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Drs in the UK are such an oxymoron
You turn up on time and they make you wait 20 minutes
But if you're late by a couple of minutes they cancel the appointment talking about their time being precious
You turn up on time and they make you wait 20 minutes
But if you're late by a couple of minutes they cancel the appointment talking about their time being precious
What are your must watch movies for Easter?
April 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
What are your must watch movies for Easter?
I used to always scoff at people when they say things like 'money can't buy happiness' cos I think I'd be very happy with a lot of money but then I see billionaires like JK and Elon be so bitter and angry at the world as if that was their full time job and maybe that quote isn't far from the truth
April 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I used to always scoff at people when they say things like 'money can't buy happiness' cos I think I'd be very happy with a lot of money but then I see billionaires like JK and Elon be so bitter and angry at the world as if that was their full time job and maybe that quote isn't far from the truth