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tony
@dukedynamite.bsky.social
infosec. race cars. non-competitive eater. follower of bad sports teams. violently midwestern.
my threads TL is full of idiots intentionally breaking their Switch 2s claiming shoddy engineering for internet clout.

I am so glad social media wasn’t around for the PS2 launch. I hate it here.
June 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
seeing people on reels and tiktok think they’re gourmet chefs after dumping piles of dan-o’s seasoning on their food before cooking is my new personal hell
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
people with thin blue line stickers plastered all over their vehicles sure do love driving 80 in a 55
March 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
a huge portion of kessler blvd is getting a repave when it doesn’t need it yet raymond st is a fucking cheese grater

this city is dumb
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I uhh, am here still. I guess?
a man sitting in a chair with the words is this a what day is this written below him
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words is this a what day is this written below him
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hoosiers!
February 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is it okay for me to scream yet?
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
my favorite is watching the local news (looking at you, wthr) celebrating a local pharmaceutical company raking in $4b in profits while people struggle to pay for their medications
February 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
just working from the hospital today with all intention to get my dad into rehab but surprise we're pivoting to hospice
a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting in a chair with her legs crossed and says i 'm fine .
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting in a chair with her legs crossed and says i 'm fine .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They have Faux Newz on one of the TVs here in the YMCA. Holy fuck how can anyone watch this mindless, depressing bullshit?

Also that my pillow fuck is selling branded cross necklaces. What dullard is buying that shit?
February 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
TYRESE
February 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Thomas. Bryant.
February 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
WOOOOOOO!
February 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Third-straight OT win. I love this team! #cbj
The @BlueJacketsNHL complete the comeback! 🙌
February 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
something about the pacers playing on an international stage and them just completely embarrassing themselves.
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
looks like none of the pacers in-house media folks made the trip to Paris with the team, but also saw that corporate partners got to. hmm :/
January 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM

A completely normal, rational person would just say, "Hey, I made a mistake. I do not condone Nazism and please do not use me as a bastion for your cause. I will do better going forward. Please forgive me."

But we are not dealing with a completely normal, rational person.
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One of the moderators of the Pacers subreddit is a Nazi sympathizer and is currently censoring users for speaking out against X and its owner.
January 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
you guys don’t worry elon isn’t evil he’s just autistic

just a perfectly normal one on the pacers subreddit today
January 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this pacers team is making me happy
January 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it is dark. why in the FUCK are people driving without their lights on?
January 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
holy hell how did kat dennings agree to do a show with tim allen. this show is atrocious and it’s nothing but tim allen being a bitter old right-winger.
January 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
seeing a major increase in vehicles on the roads without front bumpers and headlights. I get times are tough but really? where is the enforcement?
January 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
every time there is a shooting in this city the news interviews a cop and it's the same damn thing each time.

"why this senseless violence yada yada"

maybe talk to the Indy FOP head
January 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM