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DUIMaze
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Attorney William Maze
☎️ (734) 941-8800

Michigan DUI attorney, Expert Witness, and occasional forensic science professor. Interests include civil asset forfeiture, FOIA, the surveillance state, and 1st Amendment rights. Citadel ‘92.
“Standard Protocol” is immediately accusing the victim of domestic terrorism.

www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Border Patrol agents involved in Minnesota shooting of Alex Pretti placed on administrative leave
The agency says that’s standard protocol.
www.politico.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 AM
School shooting after school shooting and the MAGA crowd sends only their dark-hearted prayers, but if you get murdered by Trump’s paramilitary proud boys, “You Can’t Walk In With Guns.”
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
How many extrajudicial killings will ICE agents commit before people *actually* engage in preemptive violence, triggering a claim that invoking the insurrection act is justified?
January 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Trump Truths gibberish.

Why would a 19-year old nobody suffering from bone spurs sponsor The Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. International Freedom Games—a **memorial track** event—when Dr. King was alive in 1966?
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I almost took tomorrow off. Sigh.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...
Air Force One Turns Back With Trump After Electrical Issue
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Sweeeet! Dungeons & Dragons DnD dice by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) arrived today! EFF is an American international non-profit digital rights group based in San Francisco, California. If you don’t follow them here, you should!
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I created a Michigan Sentencing Guidelines Calculator. I found out after I coded this that there is a paid version out there for $180 per year. Hahaha! Mine is free.

detroit.lawyer-mi.com/sentencing-g...
Michigan Sentencing Guidelines Calculator | Maze Legal | Detroit Criminal Defense
Professional Michigan Sentencing Guidelines Calculator tool for attorneys and legal professionals. Calculate sentencing ranges per MCL 777.01 et seq. Brought to you by Maze Legal, Detroit Criminal Def...
detroit.lawyer-mi.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
For the love of god… would someone please brazenly call this man out in a prominent spectacular fashion on his “8 wars plus” prattle?

www.npr.org/2026/01/19/n...
Trump says he's pursuing Greenland after perceived Nobel Peace Prize snub
"Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize… I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace," Trump wrote in a message to the Norwegian Prime Minister.
www.npr.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I wish the Russians would step up their game and block the seized tanker from being transported back to the United States. Things just aren’t spicy enough for my tastes yet.

Bonus points if they stage the interception off the coast of Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It’s not that impressive that the world’s largest military could stage an assault on a Latin American country and kidnap its president. I would trust our Marines alone could take Trump into custody at Mar-a-Lago with impressive swiftness. I bet Trump won’t even be safe in Argentina in 2027.
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If Trump was a boozer, this might make sense. Kids talking to Trump on Christmas Eve, “Santa loves Oklahoma like I do,” Trump said. “You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election, so I love Oklahoma. Don’t ever leave Oklahoma, okay?” “Okay,” Jasper, 10, replied haltingly. “I’ll try.”
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is weird. I was blocked by someone I don’t know, and it made me curious since I don’t post much. This person is blocking 305,646 accounts, dedicating hours to blocking accounts. Is there some reason to block so many accounts?
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Trump posts this... 🤦🏻‍♂️ unfreaking believable.
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Fantastic advocacy here re Flock. Wyden and Krishnamoorthi point out that Flock's failure to require customers to use multi-factor authentication has led to systemic security failures, including Flock accounts being listed for sale on Russian cybercrime sites.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My stepdaughter is a licensed physical therapist.
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He almost died y’all!!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trump was seen on the roof of the White House. He’s diligently looking for the Epstein list.
August 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

What the fuck does that even mean?
August 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Would Trump actually embroil us in a nuclear war to distract us from the Epstein list?

Yes. Yes, he would.
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That $30,000 bonus isn’t going to be enough to hire lawyers in four years, when you enter the FO stage looking at prison time.

youtu.be/nX7I4znDOKk?...
'You’ve got no rights’: teenage US citizen records violent arrest by immigration officers
YouTube video by Guardian News
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That’s a man, baby.
July 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Odds that Trump will pardon or commute the nearly 3-year sentence imposed today against former Officer Brett Hankison granting clemency in the Breonna Taylor case?
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM