Christian Ducharme Attempted Author
@ducharmethetwatish.bsky.social
I write ridiculous genre stories, I'm a giant comic nerd and I'm writing one about barbarian squirrels.
The Out of Order Fuckery of Jim & Ned out weekly Mondays 9AM EST http://bit.ly/3ZThYI
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An out of order narrative done in ADHD friendly bursts, featuring aliens, comedy, horror, and a pair of friends who go through the whole galaxy not understandi...
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Jim’s penis retreats, and Ned silently thanks the cosmic gods, until Whiskers mists Ned’s face with his glans’ ejected residue.
February 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Jim’s penis retreats, and Ned silently thanks the cosmic gods, until Whiskers mists Ned’s face with his glans’ ejected residue.
Weekly reminder that I write things and shit.
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January 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Weekly reminder that I write things and shit.
One time in my twenties I was at a house party we got the “bright” idea to shout at a dude with a can of spray cheese that he should snort it. He was drunk enough himself to try and that is how I saw a man try to rail EZ cheez so hard he passed out from the effort leaving his face smeared in cheddar
January 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One time in my twenties I was at a house party we got the “bright” idea to shout at a dude with a can of spray cheese that he should snort it. He was drunk enough himself to try and that is how I saw a man try to rail EZ cheez so hard he passed out from the effort leaving his face smeared in cheddar
Let's play real life news article or Wikipedia entry for one of my favorite @stephenking.bsky.social novels.
In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.
In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.
January 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Let's play real life news article or Wikipedia entry for one of my favorite @stephenking.bsky.social novels.
In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.
In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.
Ten minutes from now or so the newest entry of The Out of Order Fuckery of Jim & Ned hits Wattpad at this link.
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An out of order narrative done in ADHD friendly bursts, featuring aliens, comedy, horror, and a pair of friends who go through the whole galaxy not understandi...
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January 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Ten minutes from now or so the newest entry of The Out of Order Fuckery of Jim & Ned hits Wattpad at this link.
If you avoid 2000 AD because you're not a Dredd fan, just remember there's usually 5+ stories a prog, you're forsaking some really amazing stories and art due to a Mega City One aversion, which is understandable Dredd's not my taste either and I'm finding my error out now.
January 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you avoid 2000 AD because you're not a Dredd fan, just remember there's usually 5+ stories a prog, you're forsaking some really amazing stories and art due to a Mega City One aversion, which is understandable Dredd's not my taste either and I'm finding my error out now.
What now I gotta learn Portuguese? Okay fiiiinnneeee.
January 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What now I gotta learn Portuguese? Okay fiiiinnneeee.
From today’s entry.
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January 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
From today’s entry.
The Out of Order Fuckery of Jim & Ned out weekly Mondays 9AM EST http://bit.ly/3ZThYI
The Out of Order Fuckery of Jim & Ned out weekly Mondays 9AM EST http://bit.ly/3ZThYI
Horror is the longest enduring in popularity and passion of its creators and fans, yet it's still so patently looked down upon that awards ceremonies don't acknowledge it as a genre and lump it in either with musicals and comedies or against the prestige dramas despite literally an unwavering output
January 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Horror is the longest enduring in popularity and passion of its creators and fans, yet it's still so patently looked down upon that awards ceremonies don't acknowledge it as a genre and lump it in either with musicals and comedies or against the prestige dramas despite literally an unwavering output
New Out of Order Fuckery of Jim & Ned entry debuts on Wattpad in 1.5 hours!
January 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
New Out of Order Fuckery of Jim & Ned entry debuts on Wattpad in 1.5 hours!
From the “I read the best comics” file
January 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
From the “I read the best comics” file
Reposted by Christian Ducharme Attempted Author
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Coming soon to a theater near you, they've come light years through space to enter the biggest tractor pull of all time using their spaceship.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Space Rednecks!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Space Rednecks!
January 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Coming soon to a theater near you, they've come light years through space to enter the biggest tractor pull of all time using their spaceship.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Space Rednecks!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Space Rednecks!
Today's my biological dad's birthday, I didn't know him well and his ancestry is fairly uncertain beyond his having been a member of the Makah people. Anyway I suppose thanks for the genetic stuff and sorry I wasn't the best at connecting.
January 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Today's my biological dad's birthday, I didn't know him well and his ancestry is fairly uncertain beyond his having been a member of the Makah people. Anyway I suppose thanks for the genetic stuff and sorry I wasn't the best at connecting.
If you think you know Colin Hay's Down Under from the Men at Work version boy are you wrong!
Easily the definitive version
Easily the definitive version
Colin Hay - Down Under (Acoustic Version)
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January 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you think you know Colin Hay's Down Under from the Men at Work version boy are you wrong!
Easily the definitive version
Easily the definitive version
Me in an alternate universe introducing a cover of Corpse’s Puncture Wound Massacre.
“Here’s a home birthing song
🎶Stab hack slash kill
Stab hack slash kill
Kick in the door in a barbaric rage🎶”
“Here’s a home birthing song
🎶Stab hack slash kill
Stab hack slash kill
Kick in the door in a barbaric rage🎶”
January 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Me in an alternate universe introducing a cover of Corpse’s Puncture Wound Massacre.
“Here’s a home birthing song
🎶Stab hack slash kill
Stab hack slash kill
Kick in the door in a barbaric rage🎶”
“Here’s a home birthing song
🎶Stab hack slash kill
Stab hack slash kill
Kick in the door in a barbaric rage🎶”
I'm not old, but I'm 40% ibuprofen.
January 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm not old, but I'm 40% ibuprofen.
Oh I just news I got the campaign, I'm now the proud gut of "Body by Burger King"!
January 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Oh I just news I got the campaign, I'm now the proud gut of "Body by Burger King"!
If one thing holds true in life based on Luger’s experience it’s this, a poor man with a debt will try to pay what he can when he can but a rich man with a debt will instead call in favors to prevent repayment from ever happening.
January 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If one thing holds true in life based on Luger’s experience it’s this, a poor man with a debt will try to pay what he can when he can but a rich man with a debt will instead call in favors to prevent repayment from ever happening.