Colton Denning
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The morning after blowing a 30-3 lead to Texas A&M, Shane Beamer:
✅ Hopped up out the bed
✅ Turned his swag on
✅ Took a seat in his chair and said “HOT!”
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✅ Hopped up out the bed
✅ Turned his swag on
✅ Took a seat in his chair and said “HOT!”
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Hot Seat Rankings: "It's Shane Beamer time"- Shane Beamer
SEC coaches can't help themselves this season
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November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The morning after blowing a 30-3 lead to Texas A&M, Shane Beamer:
✅ Hopped up out the bed
✅ Turned his swag on
✅ Took a seat in his chair and said “HOT!”
NEW HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥
✅ Hopped up out the bed
✅ Turned his swag on
✅ Took a seat in his chair and said “HOT!”
NEW HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥
I’m here to teach you what a “Heisman Moment” is in this week’s takeaways
Ten Takeaways: Week 12
Some of you need a lesson on what 'Heisman Moments' are.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m here to teach you what a “Heisman Moment” is in this week’s takeaways
Week 11 taught me:
-It's officially 'survive & advance' szn
-Texas Tech's David Bailey & Jacob Rodriguez are legit Heisman contenders
-The G5 team who makes the playoff is gonna piss off the B1G/SEC teams who narrowly miss it in epic fashion
-It's officially 'survive & advance' szn
-Texas Tech's David Bailey & Jacob Rodriguez are legit Heisman contenders
-The G5 team who makes the playoff is gonna piss off the B1G/SEC teams who narrowly miss it in epic fashion
Ten Takeaways: Week 11
It's officially 'survive and advance' season.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Week 11 taught me:
-It's officially 'survive & advance' szn
-Texas Tech's David Bailey & Jacob Rodriguez are legit Heisman contenders
-The G5 team who makes the playoff is gonna piss off the B1G/SEC teams who narrowly miss it in epic fashion
-It's officially 'survive & advance' szn
-Texas Tech's David Bailey & Jacob Rodriguez are legit Heisman contenders
-The G5 team who makes the playoff is gonna piss off the B1G/SEC teams who narrowly miss it in epic fashion
This week's hot seat rankings are here to answer three simple questions:
Should he be fired? Why? What happens next?
The answers are easy for Jonathan Smith, at least.
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Should he be fired? Why? What happens next?
The answers are easy for Jonathan Smith, at least.
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Hot Seat Rankings: Let's play 'Should he be fired?'
A whole lot of 'yes' in these rankings.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This week's hot seat rankings are here to answer three simple questions:
Should he be fired? Why? What happens next?
The answers are easy for Jonathan Smith, at least.
NEW @2stripescpd.bsky.social HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥
Should he be fired? Why? What happens next?
The answers are easy for Jonathan Smith, at least.
NEW @2stripescpd.bsky.social HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥
What’s each coach dressing up as at the Hot Seat Halloween party?
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HALLOWEEN HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🎃
College Football Hot Seat Rankings: Halloween Edition
Luke Fickell is Dolph Ziggler, of course
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October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What’s each coach dressing up as at the Hot Seat Halloween party?
HALLOWEEN HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🎃
HALLOWEEN HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🎃
Why were West Virginia-born Nick Saban and Michigan Man™ Les Miles cultural fits at LSU? Because they won big.
Brian Kelly didn't, and that's the main reason he isn't LSU's head coach anymore.
Brian Kelly didn't, and that's the main reason he isn't LSU's head coach anymore.
Ten Takeaways: Week Nine
Thoughts on Brian Kelly's firing + a rant about Colorado's disgraceful performance at Utah.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Why were West Virginia-born Nick Saban and Michigan Man™ Les Miles cultural fits at LSU? Because they won big.
Brian Kelly didn't, and that's the main reason he isn't LSU's head coach anymore.
Brian Kelly didn't, and that's the main reason he isn't LSU's head coach anymore.
Billy Napier’s firing makes me feel like Batman without a Joker. How am I to continue as the Dark Knight of niche CFB writing without the clown prince of clock mismanagement terrorizing the sidelines in Gainesville?
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Hot Seat Rankings: We were destined to do this forever
What am I supposed to do without Billy Napier?????
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October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Billy Napier’s firing makes me feel like Batman without a Joker. How am I to continue as the Dark Knight of niche CFB writing without the clown prince of clock mismanagement terrorizing the sidelines in Gainesville?
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NEW HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥
Look, we don't have to do the 2007 comparisons just yet...but it's OK to say that we're in the midst of an all-time entertaining college football season.
The 2025 college football season is an all-timer
This season keeps delivering each week.
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October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Look, we don't have to do the 2007 comparisons just yet...but it's OK to say that we're in the midst of an all-time entertaining college football season.
Why won’t Florida just fire Billy Napier? Is Wisconsin actively shaming Luke Fickell? Is tonight the last game Bill Belichick ever coaches?
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Hot Seat Rankings: The Swamp, The Swamp, The Swamp is on fire!
This is my favorite time of year.
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October 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why won’t Florida just fire Billy Napier? Is Wisconsin actively shaming Luke Fickell? Is tonight the last game Bill Belichick ever coaches?
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NEW HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥
James Franklin didn’t get fired because of “three losses.”
He got fired because the temperature in Happy Valley reached a point where both he and Penn State simply couldn’t afford to live like this anymore.
He got fired because the temperature in Happy Valley reached a point where both he and Penn State simply couldn’t afford to live like this anymore.
Penn State had no choice but to fire James Franklin
Why it wasn't just "three games" that ended the Franklin era in Happy Valley.
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October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
James Franklin didn’t get fired because of “three losses.”
He got fired because the temperature in Happy Valley reached a point where both he and Penn State simply couldn’t afford to live like this anymore.
He got fired because the temperature in Happy Valley reached a point where both he and Penn State simply couldn’t afford to live like this anymore.
Bill Belichick is a nasty old man who will be co-starring in a Netflix reality show with his Gen Z girlfriend this time next year
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Hot Seat Rankings: The end of Chapel Bill
Who could've guessed things would be this messy at North Carolina?
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October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Bill Belichick is a nasty old man who will be co-starring in a Netflix reality show with his Gen Z girlfriend this time next year
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NEW HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥