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The largest cow that ever lived was physically immeasurable at the time.
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March 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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87% of British people have never had a cup a soup.
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March 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Some blue tac, à biro and a hula hoop crisp are all you need to adapt a cow so that it’s fully inflatable.
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March 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Donald Trump enjoys being called ‘wotsit cock’ as a wotsit is five times longer than his actual penis.
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March 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Snakes are all hairy on the inside.
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March 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Only 3% of the global population have smelled an orange.
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January 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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The original Morph was made entirely from heroin.
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January 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Due to Fact Checking being abolished by the billionaires, I’ve set up the Dubious Facts & Statistics Committee to supply you all with incredibly dubious FACTS… join me.. learn something.
The more followers the more rapid the facts will be dispensed.. #FactChecking #Facts
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January 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Up until the age of 7, former newsreader John Craven could breath fire.
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January 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The easiest way to tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel is by remembering that Stoats usually wear top hats, and weasels can’t pronounce ‘Velcro’
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January 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The smallest smart phone ever made was so small, if an ant had a pair of jeans tailor made, you could fit three in the back pocket.
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January 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Jacob Rees-Mogg is so posh, he was born with a walnut knob.
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January 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Ted Danson invented kick-boxing accidentally, trying to put a slipper on whilst drunk on holiday.
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January 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Piers Morgan has a human heart.
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January 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Most whales are smaller than an Apple close up.
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January 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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The iconic painting of Mrs Mangle featured in the TV show neighbours was painted by none other than Bono from U2.
Producers asked him to create the work after seeing this self portrait on a mantlepiece in his castle while watching a documentary about the making of Achtung Wotsit.
January 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Never in history has a penguin ever consumed a pork pie.
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January 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The original Morph was made entirely from heroin.
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January 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Nigel Mansell never actually sat in his racing car, a key to his success was his posture, he always drove squatting, hovering and inch above the seat like a woman in a strange toilet.
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January 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The #totp audience in 1975 are a calm sea of thick thick hair.
January 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Eric Bristow was the 4th person in the UK to own a satellite dish.
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January 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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There are officially only 4 coat hanger car aerials left in Great Britain.
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January 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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A can of special brew has never been consumed indoors.
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January 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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88% of Grace Jones’ naked body has been seen by wasps, but less than 0.001% the wasp population have seen Grace Jones. #Fact
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January 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM