I love this one because I feel like he would be so pissed that he’s in Cindy’s spot.
1. He identifies as a Marsha, but will think it was very unfair that he’s not Mike.
2. Jan would be the more obvious shade and Cindy will just make him feel like an afterthought at his own protest.
1. He identifies as a Marsha, but will think it was very unfair that he’s not Mike.
2. Jan would be the more obvious shade and Cindy will just make him feel like an afterthought at his own protest.
October 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I love this one because I feel like he would be so pissed that he’s in Cindy’s spot.
1. He identifies as a Marsha, but will think it was very unfair that he’s not Mike.
2. Jan would be the more obvious shade and Cindy will just make him feel like an afterthought at his own protest.
1. He identifies as a Marsha, but will think it was very unfair that he’s not Mike.
2. Jan would be the more obvious shade and Cindy will just make him feel like an afterthought at his own protest.
He put the duh in acetaminophen.
September 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He put the duh in acetaminophen.
Hey bro. Wanna grab a shower?
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hey bro. Wanna grab a shower?
Slowly descending into madness at my parents house. Please send prayers and nudes.
August 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Slowly descending into madness at my parents house. Please send prayers and nudes.
Ran through pain, heat and humidity. Took this ridiculous picture. Would like a massage, please.
June 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Ran through pain, heat and humidity. Took this ridiculous picture. Would like a massage, please.
Sick of running injuries 😩. Gotta stretch.
June 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sick of running injuries 😩. Gotta stretch.
🚨 This is a bicep checkpoint 🚨
show your biceps, it is the law!
show your biceps, it is the law!
May 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🚨 This is a bicep checkpoint 🚨
show your biceps, it is the law!
show your biceps, it is the law!
Is it too slutty for me to run around my MIL’s fancy retirement community like this?
March 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Is it too slutty for me to run around my MIL’s fancy retirement community like this?
Alone in a hotel room and so horny.
February 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Alone in a hotel room and so horny.
Anything fun in Sacramento?
February 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Anything fun in Sacramento?
Lonely in a hotel room.
January 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Lonely in a hotel room.
Only 24 more hours to find a spiritual vortex in Sedona to fix me. 🤞
December 30, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Only 24 more hours to find a spiritual vortex in Sedona to fix me. 🤞
Feeling kinda gross from holiday eating and seeking shallow validation 🙏
December 29, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Feeling kinda gross from holiday eating and seeking shallow validation 🙏
Almost never not thinking about this.
a woman is sitting on a couch with candles in the background and says ham !
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with candles in the background and says ham !
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December 29, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Almost never not thinking about this.
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Since it’s making its rounds on Twitter today, here’s a little throwback to when I met Demi Lovato at the 2012 Fox Upfronts 😂
December 11, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Since it’s making its rounds on Twitter today, here’s a little throwback to when I met Demi Lovato at the 2012 Fox Upfronts 😂
Haven’t worn briefs in many years. Be honest, am I too hairy and is my ass too flat for these? 😂
December 7, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Haven’t worn briefs in many years. Be honest, am I too hairy and is my ass too flat for these? 😂
Would like to be making out right now 😚
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Would like to be making out right now 😚
November 30, 2024 at 2:55 PM
8 mi 🏃🏻 ✅. Now we feast.
November 28, 2024 at 3:38 PM
8 mi 🏃🏻 ✅. Now we feast.
I’ve been avoiding my Saturday morning run for the last hour. Not ready for a cold, rainy morning. 🏃🏻
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I’ve been avoiding my Saturday morning run for the last hour. Not ready for a cold, rainy morning. 🏃🏻
Kinda thought I was doing something with this hotel robe. Kinda wrong about that. 🤦🏻♂️ Great robe tho!
November 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Kinda thought I was doing something with this hotel robe. Kinda wrong about that. 🤦🏻♂️ Great robe tho!
Reskeet the profile picture
November 15, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Reskeet the profile picture