Daria Camacho
@dscamacho.bsky.social
Not a time traveler. Possibly the world's worst vampire.
QOTD: "Let me get this straight, the goal of your overly complicated caper is to have enough money to put a down-payment on a house?"
"You clearly are unfamiliar with the Boston housing market"
"You clearly are unfamiliar with the Boston housing market"
October 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
QOTD: "Let me get this straight, the goal of your overly complicated caper is to have enough money to put a down-payment on a house?"
"You clearly are unfamiliar with the Boston housing market"
"You clearly are unfamiliar with the Boston housing market"
Discussing The Remains of the Day at book club:
"[Scene towards the end] reminds me of the fight sequence in They Live."
Never thought I'd compare a novel by a Nobel laureate to a John Carpenter film.
"[Scene towards the end] reminds me of the fight sequence in They Live."
Never thought I'd compare a novel by a Nobel laureate to a John Carpenter film.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Discussing The Remains of the Day at book club:
"[Scene towards the end] reminds me of the fight sequence in They Live."
Never thought I'd compare a novel by a Nobel laureate to a John Carpenter film.
"[Scene towards the end] reminds me of the fight sequence in They Live."
Never thought I'd compare a novel by a Nobel laureate to a John Carpenter film.
In other news:
If you thought SNL was well past its sell by date, Michael Che told the best joke I've heard in months. Vizz
(context: white South Africans getting refugee status)
I thought things were pretty good for white South Africans, but maybe that's the Mandela effect.
If you thought SNL was well past its sell by date, Michael Che told the best joke I've heard in months. Vizz
(context: white South Africans getting refugee status)
I thought things were pretty good for white South Africans, but maybe that's the Mandela effect.
May 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
In other news:
If you thought SNL was well past its sell by date, Michael Che told the best joke I've heard in months. Vizz
(context: white South Africans getting refugee status)
I thought things were pretty good for white South Africans, but maybe that's the Mandela effect.
If you thought SNL was well past its sell by date, Michael Che told the best joke I've heard in months. Vizz
(context: white South Africans getting refugee status)
I thought things were pretty good for white South Africans, but maybe that's the Mandela effect.
The GOP members who rejected Il Duches budget voted against it because it didn't cut enough.
Supporting any of their candidates supports people to the right of "Fearless" Leader.
Supporting any of their candidates supports people to the right of "Fearless" Leader.
May 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The GOP members who rejected Il Duches budget voted against it because it didn't cut enough.
Supporting any of their candidates supports people to the right of "Fearless" Leader.
Supporting any of their candidates supports people to the right of "Fearless" Leader.
I knew Flea was in the new season of Love, Death and Robots. This was not what I expected.
May 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I knew Flea was in the new season of Love, Death and Robots. This was not what I expected.
QOTN: "If geopolitics is the international card game where everyone cheats, we're the dog playing a face up hand of poker."
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
QOTN: "If geopolitics is the international card game where everyone cheats, we're the dog playing a face up hand of poker."
Replying to a 3:15 AM text is the wrong time to try to explain the Soviet style quota system, right?
April 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Replying to a 3:15 AM text is the wrong time to try to explain the Soviet style quota system, right?
If Canada wasn't already boycotting American alcohol, it would be a kind of poetic time to reenact the Boston Tea Party in Hudson Bay.
April 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If Canada wasn't already boycotting American alcohol, it would be a kind of poetic time to reenact the Boston Tea Party in Hudson Bay.
Sometimes I love watching billionaires fight.
March 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sometimes I love watching billionaires fight.
Me, dealing with a smart toaster oven
youtu.be/GT_h_RE-zYg?...
youtu.be/GT_h_RE-zYg?...
Silicon Valley - Smart Fridge
YouTube video by עידן אייזן
youtu.be
March 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Me, dealing with a smart toaster oven
youtu.be/GT_h_RE-zYg?...
youtu.be/GT_h_RE-zYg?...
It's hard to go up against billionaires, but the wave of WashPo cancelations give me some hope. At some point, it'll become unprofitable enough that off brand Lex Luthor will decide to stop subsidizing it and sell it off.
March 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It's hard to go up against billionaires, but the wave of WashPo cancelations give me some hope. At some point, it'll become unprofitable enough that off brand Lex Luthor will decide to stop subsidizing it and sell it off.
Musk is the Bond villain combo platter we never asked for
Silicon Valley titan obsessed with underground drilling (A View to a Kill)
Wants to "inventory" Fort Knox (Goldfinger)
Fires a bunch of rockets in the general direction of space (Moonraker)
Silicon Valley titan obsessed with underground drilling (A View to a Kill)
Wants to "inventory" Fort Knox (Goldfinger)
Fires a bunch of rockets in the general direction of space (Moonraker)
February 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Musk is the Bond villain combo platter we never asked for
Silicon Valley titan obsessed with underground drilling (A View to a Kill)
Wants to "inventory" Fort Knox (Goldfinger)
Fires a bunch of rockets in the general direction of space (Moonraker)
Silicon Valley titan obsessed with underground drilling (A View to a Kill)
Wants to "inventory" Fort Knox (Goldfinger)
Fires a bunch of rockets in the general direction of space (Moonraker)
I'm not sure what made me think of this just now, but for years I somewhat actively tried to figure out how to get my dad and Anthony Bourdain at the same restaurant at the same time. In my head canon, they would bond over their shared inexplicable love of Waffle House
February 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm not sure what made me think of this just now, but for years I somewhat actively tried to figure out how to get my dad and Anthony Bourdain at the same restaurant at the same time. In my head canon, they would bond over their shared inexplicable love of Waffle House
Can @schumer.senate.gov step down and have Bernie be Senate Minority Leader? Or can @aoc.bsky.social be a senator yet?
Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos are working with Trump for one very simple reason:
They understand that Trump's policies are designed to make the wealthiest Americans even richer.
These three men have become $232 billion richer since November.
Not bad in a couple of months time!
They understand that Trump's policies are designed to make the wealthiest Americans even richer.
These three men have become $232 billion richer since November.
Not bad in a couple of months time!
February 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Can @schumer.senate.gov step down and have Bernie be Senate Minority Leader? Or can @aoc.bsky.social be a senator yet?
I really want to visit the universe where China Mieville wrote the sequel to Disco Elysium.
February 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I really want to visit the universe where China Mieville wrote the sequel to Disco Elysium.
It's like whoever puppets il Douché tries to use a Civ game to explain international trade. After trying to use a Paradox micromanaging game about a notoriously laissez faire time period, because they thought the word "empire" would hold his attention.
February 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's like whoever puppets il Douché tries to use a Civ game to explain international trade. After trying to use a Paradox micromanaging game about a notoriously laissez faire time period, because they thought the word "empire" would hold his attention.
If you're reading this, you have completed January
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you're reading this, you have completed January
Why did no one tell me it's National Soup Month?
January 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why did no one tell me it's National Soup Month?
I did not have "tax prep company runs an add with an All Your Base reference" on my bonkers things that happen in 2025 bingo card.
January 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I did not have "tax prep company runs an add with an All Your Base reference" on my bonkers things that happen in 2025 bingo card.
AI is Clippy for the 21st Century.
January 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
AI is Clippy for the 21st Century.
The process of training this platform to show me 80% capybaras by volume begins now.
January 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The process of training this platform to show me 80% capybaras by volume begins now.
Ten minutes after signing up and I already have bots following me.
January 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Ten minutes after signing up and I already have bots following me.