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Dumb and sometimes regretful Red Sox overreactions from a friendly beer drinker.
Turns out that the US Women’s best hope for winning snowboard half pipe……IS DATING MILES GARRETT?!?!?

THIS OLYMPICS HAS EVERYTHING IM ABSOLUTELY HOOKED
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Me: “I’m not really into the Olympics”

-joins my father in law watching tv, who happens to have the Olympic recap on. The proceeds to watch the Canada Pairs Free Dance Ice Skating-

Also me:
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February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Goodbye David Hamilton, I wish you well
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Who tf is Caleb Durbin?!?!?
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February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Pats season over, so time to get ready for the Sox.
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February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
As a Pats Fan, I could not be happier Robert Kraft took and L tonight. Fuck that guy.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
@nfl I do not need this push notification
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
MEANS
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Why, is the game being played in Riyadh?
.@billburr is ready for #StadiumSeries
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Deporting children with cancer.
Using a 5-year-old as bait.
Shooting moms.

ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Manny is insane, but he should be in the hall. Put a giant asterisk under his plaque that says all the dumb shit he did, but he should be in.
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Damn. McDermott was great for blowing a few games a year.
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Pats fans: you need to know that every call will go against the oats next week
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I actually think the broncos won the next game.

I have witnessed game after game of pats in Denver and every single time the refs win the game for the Broncos
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
@espn.com I will happily be wrong on cable tv for only 95k a year
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
@espn.com IM LOUD AND CONFIDENT WILL YOU PAY ME TO SAY DUMB SHIT ON TV?
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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The ESPN 'NFL Live' crew unanimously picked the Texans to beat the Patriots. #NFL #NFLPlayoffs

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'NFL Live' crew horrified to realize they unanimously picked Texans to beat Patriots
When ESPN's "NFL Live" crew realized they had all selected the Houston Texans to upset the New England Patriots, they were horrified.
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January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I honestly am so mad at myself for not just saying the dumbest shit of all time so confidently that ESPN hires me
January 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Just remember, when you feel in a rut at work, ESPN talking heads get paid MILLIONS to not know ball
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
@awfulannouncing.bsky.social
Sharing the ESPN picks for the pats game tonight
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January 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I do not hate seeing Bichette leave the AL east.
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I’m absolutely sure that Bregman is on the phone with Boras right now yelling:

“YOU ONLY GOT ME 35 A YEAR?!?!?”

😂😂
Tucker at $60m a year?!? Bruh, whaaat

#MLB
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I’m convinced the Dodgers know the world is ending in 4 years
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Craig has built the ULTIMATE 9 man rotation:

Crochet
Suarez
Gray
Bello
Oviedo
Tolle
Early
Crawford
Houck
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January 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM