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Independent portrayal of Dionysus got of Wine, Madness, Theatre and Revelry
“Right, it’s not like you’re gonna party with a baby attacked to your chest.”

He laughed heartily.
"Yeah, it will. But Penelope and Odysseus will be the main caregivers. I'll only be popping by sometimes to play with it."

He says. Little does Hermes know he will grow awfully attached to the newborn.

"Don't worry about it so much."
“This new child of course. It’s going to grow like a mortal child. It’s going to require… attention.”

He shuddered at the word.
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“This new child of course. It’s going to grow like a mortal child. It’s going to require… attention.”

He shuddered at the word.
"I'm not replacing you!"

He stares at him, looking rather... baffled.

"Why would you think I'm replacing you? You'll always be one of my favourites."
He swirled the wine in his glass.

“Still pissed YOU’RE TRYING TO REPLACE ME!”
January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
He swirled the wine in his glass.

“Still pissed YOU’RE TRYING TO REPLACE ME!”
"...oh."

He takes the glass with a thoughtful look, taking a small sip of the wine inside. Ah, Dionysus always had the best wine.

"Well, that's good. At least I didn't completely fuck up."
Dionysus looked at the bottle of his own specialty brewed wine before shrugging and poring a glass for his brother handing it over.

“The whole you raised me bad thing. I loved the adventure of traveling.”
January 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Dionysus looked at the bottle of his own specialty brewed wine before shrugging and poring a glass for his brother handing it over.

“The whole you raised me bad thing. I loved the adventure of traveling.”
"About what, exactly?"

He glances at the wine glass before silently holding out his hand, wanting one too.

"A lot of words were exchanged. What part were you messing with me?"
Eyeing him while making a wine glass appear in his hand poring himself a glass of wine.

“Right…”

He sips the wine slowly just staring at Hermes.

“You know I’m messing with you right?”
January 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Eyeing him while making a wine glass appear in his hand poring himself a glass of wine.

“Right…”

He sips the wine slowly just staring at Hermes.

“You know I’m messing with you right?”
"...Well, I didn't have the experience I have now. I was busy hiding your existence from Hera."
He’s standing there holding a wine bottle.

“You handed me a cloak, a bag, and sent me on my way.”
January 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He’s standing there holding a wine bottle.

“You handed me a cloak, a bag, and sent me on my way.”
"You don't need to have another child! Just let me have this, okay? I raised you pretty well, didn't I?"
“Now I have to have another child to prove that I’m a better father than you! Of course I’m worked up.”
January 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“Now I have to have another child to prove that I’m a better father than you! Of course I’m worked up.”
"Don't you ever compare me to father. Capiche?

It was all done with her consent! I don't know why you're getting so worked up about this."
“You pulled a father on the poor woman? Getting her pregnant from a kiss? Couldn’t do the full deed yourself could you?”
January 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“You pulled a father on the poor woman? Getting her pregnant from a kiss? Couldn’t do the full deed yourself could you?”
"But she is! We kissed and made a deal and everything. She's going to bear a child thanks to me~"
“You’re a goddamned filthy liar, she definitely would not have a child with you.”
January 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“You’re a goddamned filthy liar, she definitely would not have a child with you.”
"Well, actually it's-..."

...... >:)

"With Penelope of Ithaca!"
"You're having a child? With who?!"
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"You're having a child? With who?!"
Nuh uh! I'm a much better parent now!

In fact, I'll be having a child soon and I'll prove better!
I bet I could parent better than you with my hands behind my back!
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I bet I could parent better than you with my hands behind my back!
......

Curse past me. I wasn't nearly as good at parenting back then as I am now.
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yes you did….
...I did not raise you to attack me like this.
Someone who has to be in bed by ten or else they’re cranky the next day….
January 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Someone who has to be in bed by ten or else they’re cranky the next day….
Well, who do you think you're talking to right now??
Lies and deceit!!!!
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Lies and deceit!!!!
I'm not saying you're not fun. I'm just saying I'm more fun than you!
Are you saying I’m not fun? I bet I’m way more fun than you!
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Are you saying I’m not fun? I bet I’m way more fun than you!
Well, I'm the life of the party. No one will have fun with your wine if I'm not there.
Lies, I’m the favorite, I bring wine.
January 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Lies, I’m the favorite, I bring wine.
Nuh uh. I'm everyone's favourite.
Now now, we all know I’m the best god there is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Now now, we all know I’m the best god there is.
I think everyone should be super nice to me because I am the best god out there.
January 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“Oh absolutely. I must say, I have seen nothing so divine as you in all my years. May I get you a drink, Aphrodite?”
January 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Break your mother's heart."
“That’s all I wanted to do old man!”
Tears his hand away.

"Leave!"
January 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tears his hand away.

"Leave!"
Bites harder
"Fuck!"

Slaps him in the face.

"I hope you have your rabies shots."
January 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ah, the little trouble maker. How are you Deidei."
HI UNCLE DION 😁
January 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He is searching for @ofgentledeath.bsky.social in his little part of the underworld with a bottle in hand.

"Oh Thanatos?"
January 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Vines tangle around @tromosofnightmares.bsky.social's feet and legs.

"And where do you think you are going?"
January 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Holds his chest as he looks at @lovelaidbare.bsky.social.

"Look at this, I have been graced by beauty herself."
January 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM