Drunk Auntie
@drunkaunt.bsky.social
Just Boo Radley in a dress. A roly-poly bat faced girl.
The Addams Family is the horniest of the Christmas movies.
December 23, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The Addams Family is the horniest of the Christmas movies.
Actual photo of me introducing one of my young lovers as “my intern” to an acquaintance that I ran into in public. I panicked and I stand behind the choice. I’m teaching him stuff. He works for free. The math checks out.
December 19, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Actual photo of me introducing one of my young lovers as “my intern” to an acquaintance that I ran into in public. I panicked and I stand behind the choice. I’m teaching him stuff. He works for free. The math checks out.
It’s Drunk Auntie ruining Xmas dinner time of year my beautiful babies!
December 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
It’s Drunk Auntie ruining Xmas dinner time of year my beautiful babies!
Shoutout to all the down-low army guys I’ve casually suggested it’s hot to see two dudes hook up just to see them JUMP at the chance. Nature is healing itself 🤷♀️
November 11, 2023 at 11:58 AM
Shoutout to all the down-low army guys I’ve casually suggested it’s hot to see two dudes hook up just to see them JUMP at the chance. Nature is healing itself 🤷♀️
*pulls used condom from my hair* it was a fun summer *coughs up another condom*
October 10, 2023 at 6:36 PM
*pulls used condom from my hair* it was a fun summer *coughs up another condom*
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In the faint distance I can hear every guy I fucked in my early 20s rising up to defend Brand.
September 18, 2023 at 2:12 PM
In the faint distance I can hear every guy I fucked in my early 20s rising up to defend Brand.
Did a background check on a potential fuck. Love that Nissan owner and criminal record are bundled together as equally important facts about him.
September 18, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Did a background check on a potential fuck. Love that Nissan owner and criminal record are bundled together as equally important facts about him.
What is my dating type? Gender is unimportant, what is apparently a key quality for me is they must just be a bunch of red flags stuffed in a trench coat.
September 15, 2023 at 1:15 PM
What is my dating type? Gender is unimportant, what is apparently a key quality for me is they must just be a bunch of red flags stuffed in a trench coat.
My midlife crisis is really shaping up; excess gin, men at least a decade younger than I am, cougar wardrobe… anyone that said it gets worse for women over 40 was lying.
August 30, 2023 at 1:37 PM
My midlife crisis is really shaping up; excess gin, men at least a decade younger than I am, cougar wardrobe… anyone that said it gets worse for women over 40 was lying.
The second someone has “coach” in their bio, I’m out.
August 9, 2023 at 11:23 AM
The second someone has “coach” in their bio, I’m out.
I’m reading all this impressive stuff people are sharing that they are proud of, and I’m over here like “I’m kinda bullying Weezer online? So that is something I guess”
July 27, 2023 at 6:05 PM
I’m reading all this impressive stuff people are sharing that they are proud of, and I’m over here like “I’m kinda bullying Weezer online? So that is something I guess”
I feel like the 90s was peak for copaganda films? My partner is saying the 70s?
July 26, 2023 at 11:04 AM
I feel like the 90s was peak for copaganda films? My partner is saying the 70s?
I don’t trust anyone that has no fat friends.
July 19, 2023 at 7:31 PM
I don’t trust anyone that has no fat friends.
I just spent 10 minutes looking up what types of birds are at my feeder and I’m pretty sure this is exactly the moment I transitioned into an old.
July 16, 2023 at 1:42 PM
I just spent 10 minutes looking up what types of birds are at my feeder and I’m pretty sure this is exactly the moment I transitioned into an old.
Inflation really hit the poppers market.
July 12, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Inflation really hit the poppers market.
Here is my dog in a costume to soften the blow of existing.
July 10, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Here is my dog in a costume to soften the blow of existing.
Be nice to Canadians today, our favourite Aunt died. Sue Johanson is probably the reason I never got the clap and for that I thank her.
June 29, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Be nice to Canadians today, our favourite Aunt died. Sue Johanson is probably the reason I never got the clap and for that I thank her.
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good morning bluesky just remember you can blame literally any modern issue on ronald reagan and you will almost certainly be correct
June 28, 2023 at 3:57 PM
good morning bluesky just remember you can blame literally any modern issue on ronald reagan and you will almost certainly be correct
Newfoundland: our waters eat Billionaires.
June 22, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Newfoundland: our waters eat Billionaires.
All my family in Newfoundland is like “so our resources have to go to helping hunt for rich clowns in a tin can” I hope Canada sends a bill to the estates of these guys 🤷♀️
June 20, 2023 at 7:13 PM
All my family in Newfoundland is like “so our resources have to go to helping hunt for rich clowns in a tin can” I hope Canada sends a bill to the estates of these guys 🤷♀️
Did the orca gang make it to Newfoundland and go submarine hunting?
June 20, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Did the orca gang make it to Newfoundland and go submarine hunting?
Trying to convince my partner it would be hilarious to book a resort vacation and use ink box temporary tattoos to cover our faces. Like neck down: doughy middle aged couple. Above the neck: post Malone.
June 15, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Trying to convince my partner it would be hilarious to book a resort vacation and use ink box temporary tattoos to cover our faces. Like neck down: doughy middle aged couple. Above the neck: post Malone.
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new tattoo what do you think (it’s Tucker Carlson getting pegged by the Green M&M)
June 15, 2023 at 4:04 AM
new tattoo what do you think (it’s Tucker Carlson getting pegged by the Green M&M)