Dr. Twittenheimer
@drtwittenheimer.bsky.social
I'm not a comedic genius. I'm just a regular genius who writes brilliant jokes.
Maybe the real zombie apocalypse is all the friends we turned into zombies along the way.
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Maybe the real zombie apocalypse is all the friends we turned into zombies along the way.
🎶 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, he always kept the ice so clean." 🎶
- Zamboni M.
- Zamboni M.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
🎶 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, he always kept the ice so clean." 🎶
- Zamboni M.
- Zamboni M.
"Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven."
- Non-random number generator
- Non-random number generator
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
"Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven."
- Non-random number generator
- Non-random number generator
I hope my last words are something simple, like "That meal and the sex were both great, but I'd better get to bed since I'm 120 years old".
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I hope my last words are something simple, like "That meal and the sex were both great, but I'd better get to bed since I'm 120 years old".
I wonder if dung beetles refer to us as pizza mammals.
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I wonder if dung beetles refer to us as pizza mammals.