Jason Zaroff
@drsarcasm.bsky.social
I'm in a different cult of my own. I'm difficult.
All posted thoughts are my own & not of any other entity.
FB: JasonZaroff / IG: drsarcasm1 / TT: doctorsarcasm
All posted thoughts are my own & not of any other entity.
FB: JasonZaroff / IG: drsarcasm1 / TT: doctorsarcasm
Why is it that whenever I train people on a Monday morning, I end up talking like Kermit the Frog pitching “Manhattan Melodies” to a Broadway producer?
August 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Why is it that whenever I train people on a Monday morning, I end up talking like Kermit the Frog pitching “Manhattan Melodies” to a Broadway producer?
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Monster Train 2 courtesy of @bigfangames.com. Giveaway ends on May 27th, 6 PM PT
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May 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Monster Train 2 courtesy of @bigfangames.com. Giveaway ends on May 27th, 6 PM PT
Out now on PC/Consoles and Game Pass Ultimate/PC www.bigfangames.com/games/monste...
Out now on PC/Consoles and Game Pass Ultimate/PC www.bigfangames.com/games/monste...
OMG. January 17, 2025! That Friday, EVERYBODY leave me alone!
Remember, we have to enjoy every day we have to wait in between (all of them 191) equally.
youtu.be/ULC9M8CCn28
Remember, we have to enjoy every day we have to wait in between (all of them 191) equally.
youtu.be/ULC9M8CCn28
Severance — Season 2 Date Announcement | Apple TV+
Like you never left. Severance season 2 premieres January 17, 2025 https://apple.co/_Severance In Severance, Mark Scout (Adam Scott) leads a team at Lumon Industries, whose employees have undergone a severance procedure, which surgically divides their memories between their work and personal lives. This daring experiment in “work-life balance” is called into question as Mark finds himself at the center of an unraveling mystery that will force him to confront the true nature of his work… and of himself. In season two, Mark and his friends learn the dire consequences of trifling with the severance barrier, leading them further down a path of woe. Season 2 reunites its ensemble cast of stars including Emmy Award nominee Adam Scott, Britt Lower, Tramell Tillman, Zach Cherry, Jen Tullock, Michael Chernus, Dichen Lachman, Emmy Award winner John Turturro, Academy Award winner Christopher Walken and Academy and Emmy Award winner Patricia Arquette, and welcomes new series regular Sarah Bock. Severance is executive produced by Ben Stiller, who also directs five episodes this season in addition to directors Uta Bresiewitz, Sam Donovan and Jessica Lee Gagné. The series is written, created and executive produced by Dan Erickson. Severance season two is also executive produced by John Lesher, Jackie Cohn, Mark Friedman, Beau Willimon, Jordan Tappis, Sam Donovan, Caroline Baron, Richard Schwartz, Nicholas Weinstock. In addition to starring, Adam Scott and Patricia Arquette serve as executive producers. Fifth Season is the studio. Subscribe to Apple TV’s YouTube channel: https://apple.co/AppleTVYouTube Follow Apple TV: Instagram: https://instagram.com/AppleTV Facebook: https://facebook.com/AppleTV X: https://X.com/AppleTV Giphy: https://giphy.com/AppleTV Follow Apple Films: Instagram: https://instagram.com/AppleFilms X: https://X.com/AppleFilms More from Apple TV: https://apple.co/32qgOEJ Apple TV+ is a streaming service with original stories from the most creative minds in TV and film. Watch now on the Apple TV app: https://apple.co/_AppleTVapp Subscription required for Apple TV+ #Severance #DateAnnouncement #AppleTV
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July 10, 2024 at 5:41 PM
OMG. January 17, 2025! That Friday, EVERYBODY leave me alone!
Remember, we have to enjoy every day we have to wait in between (all of them 191) equally.
youtu.be/ULC9M8CCn28
Remember, we have to enjoy every day we have to wait in between (all of them 191) equally.
youtu.be/ULC9M8CCn28
I won’t stay silent against antisemitism. Or any form of hate. #🟦 #StandUpToAllHate
June 11, 2024 at 8:19 AM
I won’t stay silent against antisemitism. Or any form of hate. #🟦 #StandUpToAllHate
So, a note to all schools that have jumped onto the QR code program bandwagon:
If your building has limited cellular coverage, how about sharing the guest WiFi password?
If your building has limited cellular coverage, how about sharing the guest WiFi password?
June 10, 2024 at 2:49 PM
So, a note to all schools that have jumped onto the QR code program bandwagon:
If your building has limited cellular coverage, how about sharing the guest WiFi password?
If your building has limited cellular coverage, how about sharing the guest WiFi password?
Maybe they just started #WrestleMania40 in Philly a little too early. #earthquake
April 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Maybe they just started #WrestleMania40 in Philly a little too early. #earthquake
I was in my basement and tapping on the Esc on my laptop while I felt it and thought, "I can't be pressing on the key that hard!" #earthquake
April 5, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I was in my basement and tapping on the Esc on my laptop while I felt it and thought, "I can't be pressing on the key that hard!" #earthquake
I don’t know if this makes me a better person on the Internet, but I can honestly say I do not look like Megan Fox
February 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I don’t know if this makes me a better person on the Internet, but I can honestly say I do not look like Megan Fox
Wow @DisneyPlus "spared no expense" with an ad using less skills than a PowerPoint presentation #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlAds
February 12, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Wow @DisneyPlus "spared no expense" with an ad using less skills than a PowerPoint presentation #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlAds
When will the onslaught competition of non-dishwasher safe metal water bottles end? First, it was Hydroflask, and now it's Stanley. I'm just waiting for someone drag a well out of the ground and attach a handle and a straw to it.
January 5, 2024 at 5:10 AM
When will the onslaught competition of non-dishwasher safe metal water bottles end? First, it was Hydroflask, and now it's Stanley. I'm just waiting for someone drag a well out of the ground and attach a handle and a straw to it.
It’s 2024 now. So, how long before we start seeing car decals of Mickey Mouse pissing on the Disney logo?
January 1, 2024 at 11:15 AM
It’s 2024 now. So, how long before we start seeing car decals of Mickey Mouse pissing on the Disney logo?
Imagine if holiday songs were called Christmas “Karens”. Would the first song be “We Wish to Speak to Your Manager”?
#ChristmasCarol #songs #Karen
#ChristmasCarol #songs #Karen
December 15, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Imagine if holiday songs were called Christmas “Karens”. Would the first song be “We Wish to Speak to Your Manager”?
#ChristmasCarol #songs #Karen
#ChristmasCarol #songs #Karen
What’s the difference between AOC and QVC?
One spends 24 hrs a day selling bullshit to the American people and the other is QVC.
One spends 24 hrs a day selling bullshit to the American people and the other is QVC.
November 19, 2023 at 1:28 AM
What’s the difference between AOC and QVC?
One spends 24 hrs a day selling bullshit to the American people and the other is QVC.
One spends 24 hrs a day selling bullshit to the American people and the other is QVC.
Still waiting for Hamas to return Israeli prisoners.
November 2, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Still waiting for Hamas to return Israeli prisoners.
When you have to rush to get your kid on the bus and need to throw something on quickly. And you still need to grab a few groceries. And you realize you still aren’t selfie-worthy.
September 21, 2023 at 1:08 PM
When you have to rush to get your kid on the bus and need to throw something on quickly. And you still need to grab a few groceries. And you realize you still aren’t selfie-worthy.
Now that I’m finally on here, I have no idea who’s on here as well.
September 20, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Now that I’m finally on here, I have no idea who’s on here as well.
Yeah, I’m on here now. As somebody who likes to advertise that he’s on every social media network there is, it was only a matter of time.
September 20, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Yeah, I’m on here now. As somebody who likes to advertise that he’s on every social media network there is, it was only a matter of time.