Dr_MonkeyPunch 🇺🇦🏳️🌈
@drmonkeypunch.bsky.social
Liberal AF, ❤️=❤️, Ex-Rock Roadie, Photographer. Vax 5x. Agnostic Atheist. RV Driver. #Resist. #BLM (Not a real Dr.) 🚫Fascism/Racism. 🖕 MAGAs. No Crypto. Don't try to sell me anything. No DMs . Not into sports. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🏳️🌈
"Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government"
— The Declaration of Independence
— The Declaration of Independence
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government"
— The Declaration of Independence
— The Declaration of Independence
This is a spine. Some Democrats should grow one or be replaced by Democrats who already have one.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This is a spine. Some Democrats should grow one or be replaced by Democrats who already have one.
This goes out to donOLD Trump, his entire staff, and all MAGAs in general...
youtu.be/E5iUvpjii14?...
youtu.be/E5iUvpjii14?...
Lily Allen | Fuck You (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Lily Allen
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This goes out to donOLD Trump, his entire staff, and all MAGAs in general...
youtu.be/E5iUvpjii14?...
youtu.be/E5iUvpjii14?...
Dick Cheney is dead.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is making a funny face while sitting in a car .
Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is yawning
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dick Cheney is dead.
Section 2 of the Sherman Act prohibits monopolization. Section 7 of the Clayton Act restricts the mergers and acquisitions of organizations that may substantially lessen competition or tend to create a monopoly.
Too bad it's never enforced anymore.
Too bad it's never enforced anymore.
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Section 2 of the Sherman Act prohibits monopolization. Section 7 of the Clayton Act restricts the mergers and acquisitions of organizations that may substantially lessen competition or tend to create a monopoly.
Too bad it's never enforced anymore.
Too bad it's never enforced anymore.
My new T-shirt arrived today. Can't wait to wear it to stores and piss off MAGAts.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My new T-shirt arrived today. Can't wait to wear it to stores and piss off MAGAts.
Hey Detroiters in Michigan's 13th congressional district...
Shri Thanedar is a do-nothing, performative shitbag.
Donavan McKinney is who you should be voting for.
Shri Thanedar is a do-nothing, performative shitbag.
Donavan McKinney is who you should be voting for.
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hey Detroiters in Michigan's 13th congressional district...
Shri Thanedar is a do-nothing, performative shitbag.
Donavan McKinney is who you should be voting for.
Shri Thanedar is a do-nothing, performative shitbag.
Donavan McKinney is who you should be voting for.
So glad we finally have a Sheetz near us. Just had lunch there. Their Holidaze sub is like a hand-held turkey dinner. Can't wait for them to build more in the area!
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So glad we finally have a Sheetz near us. Just had lunch there. Their Holidaze sub is like a hand-held turkey dinner. Can't wait for them to build more in the area!
Just a reminder that Bill Maher is a festering piece of excrement.
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just a reminder that Bill Maher is a festering piece of excrement.
I had no idea that Stephen Miller was in The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I had no idea that Stephen Miller was in The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Hey Byrna, take that 🍌 and stick it up your 🐴
October 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Hey Byrna, take that 🍌 and stick it up your 🐴
God? Are you real? If so, prove it by taking him. Tomorrow, or even tonight.
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
God? Are you real? If so, prove it by taking him. Tomorrow, or even tonight.
Detroiters... if you're even considering a vote for Solomon W. Kinloch Jr., you're being a dumbass. He's pastor at a money-grubbing church, he plead guilty to assaulting his first wife, threatening her with a butcher knife, beating her in the head with its handle, and then throwing it at her.
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Detroiters... if you're even considering a vote for Solomon W. Kinloch Jr., you're being a dumbass. He's pastor at a money-grubbing church, he plead guilty to assaulting his first wife, threatening her with a butcher knife, beating her in the head with its handle, and then throwing it at her.
I think this will be my new band name...
October 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think this will be my new band name...
Did you restart your Hulu/Disney+ account because the put Kimmel back on?
...then you're an idiot.
...then you're an idiot.
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Did you restart your Hulu/Disney+ account because the put Kimmel back on?
...then you're an idiot.
...then you're an idiot.
My fellow citizens. You red hat morons who needed government help from flooding or other disasters.
Trump fucked you. You voted to get fucked. Feel stupid yet? Want to vote to fuck yourself some more? No? Midterms, vote blue & save yourselves. Don't be stupid again.
Trump fucked you. You voted to get fucked. Feel stupid yet? Want to vote to fuck yourself some more? No? Midterms, vote blue & save yourselves. Don't be stupid again.
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My fellow citizens. You red hat morons who needed government help from flooding or other disasters.
Trump fucked you. You voted to get fucked. Feel stupid yet? Want to vote to fuck yourself some more? No? Midterms, vote blue & save yourselves. Don't be stupid again.
Trump fucked you. You voted to get fucked. Feel stupid yet? Want to vote to fuck yourself some more? No? Midterms, vote blue & save yourselves. Don't be stupid again.
Oh, please let circulatory problems end our national nightmare ASAP.
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh, please let circulatory problems end our national nightmare ASAP.
Was listening to some Randy Newman this morning (a greatest hits collection) and the song "Rednecks" came on.
Hell, that practically could be the MAGA National Anthem!
youtu.be/cu8xQ8o7uIY?...
Hell, that practically could be the MAGA National Anthem!
youtu.be/cu8xQ8o7uIY?...
Rednecks
YouTube video by Randy Newman - Topic
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Was listening to some Randy Newman this morning (a greatest hits collection) and the song "Rednecks" came on.
Hell, that practically could be the MAGA National Anthem!
youtu.be/cu8xQ8o7uIY?...
Hell, that practically could be the MAGA National Anthem!
youtu.be/cu8xQ8o7uIY?...
Funny how Trump's so after Comey. I lay part of the blame on Hillary losing due to Comey's last second "her emails" bullshit.
Fuck Comey, but fuck Trump far more.
Fuck Comey, but fuck Trump far more.
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Funny how Trump's so after Comey. I lay part of the blame on Hillary losing due to Comey's last second "her emails" bullshit.
Fuck Comey, but fuck Trump far more.
Fuck Comey, but fuck Trump far more.
"As part of our continued investment in delivering world-class entertainment, the price of your Disney+, Hulu, HBO Max Bundle (No Ads) will increase to $32.99/month on your first billing cycle on or after October 21, 2025."
Fuck you and your price increase. I cancelled you a week ago.
#cancelhulu
Fuck you and your price increase. I cancelled you a week ago.
#cancelhulu
September 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"As part of our continued investment in delivering world-class entertainment, the price of your Disney+, Hulu, HBO Max Bundle (No Ads) will increase to $32.99/month on your first billing cycle on or after October 21, 2025."
Fuck you and your price increase. I cancelled you a week ago.
#cancelhulu
Fuck you and your price increase. I cancelled you a week ago.
#cancelhulu
God? If you're out there & really exist, can you please do your "smite" thing?
I have a list...
I have a list...
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
God? If you're out there & really exist, can you please do your "smite" thing?
I have a list...
I have a list...
Just because Kimmel is coming back, do NOT restore your Hulu or Disney+ subscriptions.
Next, find every channel/company that's owned by Nexstar or Sinclair and boycott those too. Start by deleting the "Roar" network from your streaming channel list. Keep it up! (Wikipedia can help you.)
Next, find every channel/company that's owned by Nexstar or Sinclair and boycott those too. Start by deleting the "Roar" network from your streaming channel list. Keep it up! (Wikipedia can help you.)
Google Search
www.google.com
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just because Kimmel is coming back, do NOT restore your Hulu or Disney+ subscriptions.
Next, find every channel/company that's owned by Nexstar or Sinclair and boycott those too. Start by deleting the "Roar" network from your streaming channel list. Keep it up! (Wikipedia can help you.)
Next, find every channel/company that's owned by Nexstar or Sinclair and boycott those too. Start by deleting the "Roar" network from your streaming channel list. Keep it up! (Wikipedia can help you.)
Marco Rubio's on Today show right now.
God, he's such a weasel. I think his lips were orange from suckling Trump's ass.
God, he's such a weasel. I think his lips were orange from suckling Trump's ass.
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Marco Rubio's on Today show right now.
God, he's such a weasel. I think his lips were orange from suckling Trump's ass.
God, he's such a weasel. I think his lips were orange from suckling Trump's ass.
First day of Fall.
Cue my Seasonal affective disorder.
🫤
Cue my Seasonal affective disorder.
🫤
September 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
First day of Fall.
Cue my Seasonal affective disorder.
🫤
Cue my Seasonal affective disorder.
🫤