when i was a little lad i wanted to be max caulfield. i still want to be max caulfield she was so cool
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 AM
when i was a little lad i wanted to be max caulfield. i still want to be max caulfield she was so cool
i’m sick but i just ripped a nasty fart and it smelled like death so at least i know i don’t have covid
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
i’m sick but i just ripped a nasty fart and it smelled like death so at least i know i don’t have covid
STEVE-O COME BACK. STEVE-O THERE IS WEEN NEWS
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
STEVE-O COME BACK. STEVE-O THERE IS WEEN NEWS
thank you hockey jesus for this stadium series
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
thank you hockey jesus for this stadium series
jesus and i were having a swimming contest and that fucker totally cheated
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 AM
jesus and i were having a swimming contest and that fucker totally cheated
spencer knight shutout on toews return
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January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
spencer knight shutout on toews return
kramer tracks of the week 😛😛😛
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 AM
kramer tracks of the week 😛😛😛
WOULD YOU RATHER.
Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt
OR
Shower
Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt
OR
Shower
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 AM
WOULD YOU RATHER.
Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt
OR
Shower
Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt
OR
Shower
oilers got shutout and now my least favorite person in the world just texted me
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January 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
oilers got shutout and now my least favorite person in the world just texted me
ilya sorokin get out of the fucking way
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
ilya sorokin get out of the fucking way
Bob dylan is crawling around my ear right now and he’s using my earwax as a blanket
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Bob dylan is crawling around my ear right now and he’s using my earwax as a blanket
the edmonton oilers are preventing me from watching hamnet
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
the edmonton oilers are preventing me from watching hamnet
i love mom jeans but also it feels like he’s becoming more conscious of the way he sings and he’s leaning into it an unreal amount and he’s sounding so stupid
January 11, 2026 at 11:25 AM
i love mom jeans but also it feels like he’s becoming more conscious of the way he sings and he’s leaning into it an unreal amount and he’s sounding so stupid
jonathan toews goal. jets are really going to finally win tonight
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January 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
jonathan toews goal. jets are really going to finally win tonight
those heated rivalry guys are very endearing. almost makes me want to watch the gay sex show
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 AM
those heated rivalry guys are very endearing. almost makes me want to watch the gay sex show
i haven’t showered since 2024!! 😹
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
i haven’t showered since 2024!! 😹
do you think paul mccartney and ringo starr know that people draw them having sex on the internet
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
do you think paul mccartney and ringo starr know that people draw them having sex on the internet
bank robber #1: fuck the cops showed up.. did any of us manage to get anything.
bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!!
Jack Shit: hey guys
bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!!
Jack Shit: hey guys
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
bank robber #1: fuck the cops showed up.. did any of us manage to get anything.
bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!!
Jack Shit: hey guys
bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!!
Jack Shit: hey guys