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Dr. Robert Karl
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MAJ (Ret.) Robert Karl, DO, MPH, MBA. Author / Illustrator / Physician / Lover of Curiosity, Science and Democracy.
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Trump: “…the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children…”

Meanwhile, Kid Rock: “For the shots of Jack and the caps of Meth
Half pints of love and the 5th's of stress
For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood…”
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 AM
😂 He’s such a moron…
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
For those that don’t speak Spanish, what #BadBunny said at the end, after naming all the countries in the Americas from south to north, was “God bless America, we are America, and we’re staying.”
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I hear they’re playing some sort of game at the #BadBunny concert tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Here’s the thing about TrumpRX, it’s not actually a bad idea.

Many drugs are cheaper in other countries because they have socialized healthcare and more bargaining power. There’s no reason we couldn’t fight for the same prices.

The problem is that they, in no way, actually executed the concept.
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Birth certificates are kinda ridiculous.

Like, “Here, little baby—hold on to this very important piece of paper for the next 80+ years.”

I mean, I once lost my car keys in the pocket of the pants I was wearing.
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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I feel badly for the U.S. #Olympics team.

I deployed during trump's first term. It should have been a time I felt proud to serve my country. Instead, I felt ashamed—constantly hoping trump wouldn't do something stupid to put us in danger.

The athletes should be allowed their moment to shine.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
If I were treating a patient with progressive frontotemporal dementia (FTD), I would consider a repeat brain MRI every 6 months.

Trumps last MRI was on 10/10/25. It'll be interesting to see if he's back at Walter Reed around 04/10/26.
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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I don't know. If I was an FBI agent pulled away from actually fighting crime to redact the #EpsteinFiles, I'd probably do a crappy job too.
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Becca Good today:

“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last. You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Becca Good today:

“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last. You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If Lee Greenwood can keep doing whatever the hell it is he does, then Billie Eilish can say what she wants.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I feel badly for the U.S. #Olympics team.

I deployed during trump's first term. It should have been a time I felt proud to serve my country. Instead, I felt ashamed—constantly hoping trump wouldn't do something stupid to put us in danger.

The athletes should be allowed their moment to shine.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I don't know. If I was an FBI agent pulled away from actually fighting crime to redact the #EpsteinFiles, I'd probably do a crappy job too.
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Hey, what ever happened to that big wall they were gonna build? That's just not a thing anymore?
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Which one of you did this? 😂

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Lf...
I Want It Now January 2026 Version - The Willy Wonka Classic Relyriced for Someone In Power Today.
YouTube video by Shirley Șerban
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
#KidRock wrote “Cool Daddy” for the kids movie “Osmosis Jones.”

Here’s some lyrics:

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, hoes, they like to call me daddy
Cool when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island

Young ladies,
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)”

Gross.
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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The #EpsteinFiles are horrid but, if there’s something funny in the filth, it’s Elon Musk trying to get himself invited to the party and failing like a total dweeb.
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Well worth the read…

“Judge Blackwell is threatening to hold her and another lawyer in contempt for repeated violations of orders he’s issued…”

“Sometimes I wish you would just hold me in contempt, your honor, so that I can have a full 24 hours of sleep.”

www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/p...
Trump admin attorney leaves Minnesota after telling judge her job ‘sucks’ amid crush of immigration cases | CNN Politics
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement attorney detailed to Minnesota to help handle the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in the Twin Cities has been removed from her post after telling a ...
www.cnn.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I’ve often maligned Schumer and Jeffries for being too weak but I suspect we’re about to witness a master class on political maneuvering when it comes to #DHS funding. Despite being in the minority, public opinion has given them aces to play and I’d bet they know just how to play them.
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Well worth the read…

“Judge Blackwell is threatening to hold her and another lawyer in contempt for repeated violations of orders he’s issued…”

“Sometimes I wish you would just hold me in contempt, your honor, so that I can have a full 24 hours of sleep.”

www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/p...
Trump admin attorney leaves Minnesota after telling judge her job ‘sucks’ amid crush of immigration cases | CNN Politics
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement attorney detailed to Minnesota to help handle the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in the Twin Cities has been removed from her post after telling a ...
www.cnn.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM