crashed my car into twitter’s
servers bc i’m pretty sure they function like a lich's phylactery
servers bc i’m pretty sure they function like a lich's phylactery
March 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
crashed my car into twitter’s
servers bc i’m pretty sure they function like a lich's phylactery
servers bc i’m pretty sure they function like a lich's phylactery
we should all be more like bean
January 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
we should all be more like bean
priceless artifacts what i have in my house
#1
boner man
#1
boner man
January 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
priceless artifacts what i have in my house
#1
boner man
#1
boner man
love that my manager has been off since last wednesday and hasn’t said when he’ll be back
this is a functional business
this is a functional business
December 26, 2024 at 5:38 PM
love that my manager has been off since last wednesday and hasn’t said when he’ll be back
this is a functional business
this is a functional business
ngl proportions and cross multiplication and that sort of thing has been immensely useful in both my professional and personal life
what i’m saying here is “thanks math”!
what i’m saying here is “thanks math”!
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
ngl proportions and cross multiplication and that sort of thing has been immensely useful in both my professional and personal life
what i’m saying here is “thanks math”!
what i’m saying here is “thanks math”!
peace on earth AND mercy mild???
jfc
jfc
December 20, 2024 at 2:29 PM
peace on earth AND mercy mild???
jfc
jfc
a frenchman shared his bread with me ☺️☺️☺️
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 PM
a frenchman shared his bread with me ☺️☺️☺️
sewing kits were bogo
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
sewing kits were bogo
sign at the eye doctor that says “if you can read this, your appointment has been cancelled”
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
sign at the eye doctor that says “if you can read this, your appointment has been cancelled”
jeff gordon ramsay
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
jeff gordon ramsay
very helpful, thanks past me
November 27, 2024 at 5:51 PM
very helpful, thanks past me
coworker: it’s like that eastwood movie uhhh what’s it
dirty dan?
dirty dan?
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 PM
coworker: it’s like that eastwood movie uhhh what’s it
dirty dan?
dirty dan?
optometrist with a snellen chart back tattoo
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
optometrist with a snellen chart back tattoo
swearing loudly in the parking lot bc i had a moment of realization and self-actualization during my commute and now have a full day of work while burdened by this new knowledge
November 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
swearing loudly in the parking lot bc i had a moment of realization and self-actualization during my commute and now have a full day of work while burdened by this new knowledge
finally i will be able to know what is wood
thank u bruce
thank u bruce
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
finally i will be able to know what is wood
thank u bruce
thank u bruce
lotive - adj - of, or having the qualities of, lotion
November 13, 2024 at 11:52 PM
lotive - adj - of, or having the qualities of, lotion
starting my office xmas decorations :) :) :)
November 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM
starting my office xmas decorations :) :) :)
*hanging up cute ornaments in secret places as a pleasant surprise*
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see :) :) :)
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see :) :) :)
November 12, 2024 at 1:53 PM
*hanging up cute ornaments in secret places as a pleasant surprise*
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see :) :) :)
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see :) :) :)
coworker is using his arthur morgan impression for evil
November 12, 2024 at 1:44 PM
coworker is using his arthur morgan impression for evil
butterfingers are better frozen
November 8, 2024 at 2:24 PM
butterfingers are better frozen
this is the face of evil, jsyk
November 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
this is the face of evil, jsyk
coworkers are trading LotR movie trivia, this is heck
October 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
coworkers are trading LotR movie trivia, this is heck
in italian, they call it “doppio bubble”
October 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
in italian, they call it “doppio bubble”
wearing rings makes my knuckle hair sweaty :(
October 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
wearing rings makes my knuckle hair sweaty :(
my big fat greek wedding has been on in this dentist’s lobby every time ive been in here during the last 2 years
January 11, 2024 at 1:25 PM
my big fat greek wedding has been on in this dentist’s lobby every time ive been in here during the last 2 years