I be goofing in imperceptible ways. I just be doing hijinks in ways unbeknownst to the general populace. I’m pioneering new innovations in tomfoolery.

“A rising tide lifts all ships” is a good proverb until you realize most people aren’t able to afford a fuckin’ boat.

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

" karens " are rather shit

- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you

Funny how “goverment efficiency” means some South African guy with Aspergers gets to access my data and not holding the pentagon accountable for never passing an audit ever

My next trick? I already did like, 6 tricks dude. What more do you want from me? Why don’t you do some fuckin’ tricks? You trickless nerd.

Are hijinks afoot?

Getting every drop of piss in the urinal and then helicoptering my thang like a cowboy twirling his pistol into the holster

This is the richest man in human history, we are COOKED