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⦿ choose a panel
⦿ detect text bubbles
⦿ load random dril tweet
⦿ replace dialog & post

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Original Dicktracy comic from May 20, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweet Apr 23, 2015 12:49AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/591116573005471744 ------------- Transcript: • "Worthless" County Treasurer In Hot Water After Releasing List Of Famous Cartoon Apes He Would Like To Fuck A comic strip featuring a man in a yellow hat and red tie holding a spoon and another man with a mustache wearing a trench coat. The comic strip is titled "worthless'County treasurer in hot water after releasing list of famous cartoon apes he would like to fuck". The men are depicted as cartoon characters in a visually striking image.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from May 5, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweets Jul 12, 2022 7:14AM Jul 30, 2022 6:19AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/1546830245738647553 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1553339427283382273 ------------- Transcript: • You Boys With Your Pud In Your Hand Waiting For The Girls To Wake Up And Post Pics Sorry!! All You Get For Now Are My Posts Muta Fucka!! • "The Fyre Festival Was Actualy Good! " - Punished Dril This is a funny comic strip featuring two cartoon men in suits and hats, one wearing a green hat and the other wearing a yellow hat. The scene takes place in an office setting, and the two men are looking at a computer monitor. One of the men is reading out loud some text from the monitor, possibly a quote or a funny message. There are also several words such as "Pulitzer" and "Festival" in the text.
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from April 8, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 10, 2019 7:08PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1083516080985755649 ------------- Transcript: • Should Go Without Saying But, If They Show J. Bezos Penis On The News I Will Postpone The Showing Of My Penis, To Avoid Confusing Followers. In the image, there are two main characters: a man and a woman. The man is dressed in a suit and appears to be a politician, while the woman is dressed in a suit as well. They are both holding up a credit card and a wallet. The man is holding the wallet in his left hand and the credit card in his right hand. The woman is holding the credit card in her right hand. Their expressions seem serious, indicating that they might be discussing something important or controversial.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from March 30, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweet Feb 15, 2012 10:24PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/169985477565353984 ------------- Transcript: • "Phew! Its Like A Sauna In Here!" - The Most Hilarious Guy In The Sauna The image is a comic strip featuring a man in a yellow suit with a black hat and mustache, who is speaking to a group of people wearing hats and coats. The man is standing in front of a sink with a blue counter, surrounded by various papers and objects. The comic strip is titled "Dwight, Mike Curtis, Joe Station", which indicates the creators of the comic are Mike Curtis and Joe Station. The image also includes the text "Comic: Dwight, Mike Curtis, Joe Station, mastoiaau/dilrtracy" at the bottom.
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from March 7, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweets May 18, 2014 1:48PM Mar 4, 2014 12:12PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/468100868601307136 https://twitter.com/dril/status/440897707910381568 ------------- Transcript: • My Guest Bathroom Has 99 Fake Toilets And One Real Toilet And I Use It To Test The Toilet Abilities Of All My Guests • Chating With Lawyer On Aol Instant Messenger. In this cartoon, a man and a woman are engaged in a conversation about the importance of using a toilet. The man, wearing sunglasses, is advocating for the use of real toilet, while the woman, in a different outfit, is promoting fake toilet. The cartoon features various elements such as text, a speech bubble, and text bubbles, which help convey the humorous dialogue between the two characters. The setting of the scene is a bathroom, with a toilet visible in the background.
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from January 20, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweet Dec 18, 2015 7:23AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/677826624046395392 ------------- Transcript: • Mother Teresa Aint No Saint, Put The Green Arrows,There, Click The Heart Too The image features a comic strip with a superhero, possibly an alien, holding up a cell phone in their hand. The superhero appears to be using the cell phone, and the text above them reads "Mother Teresa ain't put on the rest of the world". Below the superhero's head, there is a speech bubble with the phrase "Mother Teresa ain't put on the rest of the world". The comic strip also includes a graphic of a cartoon character holding a cell phone, which is shown in a side view.
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 28, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweets Sep 16, 2017 2:31PM Apr 5, 2019 2:20PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/909137565105696768 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1114246481211322368 ------------- Transcript: • 9/15/17: 0 "Dry Day" • I Love Shit That Isnt "For" Me The image is a cartoon drawing that shows two men dressed in suits and ties, standing side by side. One man is wearing a yellow fedora and holding a pipe, while the other man is wearing glasses and a brown coat. They are standing in front of a cityscape, with buildings and a train visible in the background. In the middle of the drawing, there is a speech bubble that reads, "I love shit that isn't for 'me," expressing the man's strong opinions about a certain matter. The image also includes text that mentions the date, time, and location of the event.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from September 26, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweets May 8, 2020 11:06AM Jan 25, 2017 5:31AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/1258790413290270723 https://twitter.com/dril/status/824203031969431552 ------------- Transcript: • Saying "Looks Like I Struck A Nerve ." In The Gorup Dm After Posting "Pringles Is White People Doritos" And Locking My Account • The Show, "Hee-Haw, " Sucks Mother Fucking Ass In the image, a person is sitting in a chair, holding a phone up to their face. The person appears to be looking down at the phone. There is a speech bubble above the person's head that reads, " Saying ' Looks like I struck a nerve a nerve, ' in the corrugp DM after posing, ' 'Pringles is white people, and locking my account".
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from September 17, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweet Jun 1, 2010 6:35AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/15171742939 ------------- Transcript: • " My Arthritic Balls And Cum " The image features a comic strip in an orange hat, painted with a black background and depicting a woman with a red hat looking at an airplane. The comic is titled "My Arthritic Balls and Cum" and is set in a town. In the bottom left corner of the comic, there is a Twitter handle, @MASTOALI, and a date, September 17, 2015. On the right side of the comic, there is a date, July 30, 2015. The comic is accompanied by a logo for the station, which is displayed at the bottom left corner of the image.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from August 14, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweet Jul 4, 2015 12:11PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/617380324104777728 ------------- Transcript: • Im Startingmy Own Version Of Bill Maher's "New Rules" Called "Good Rules". It's Going To Fucking Suck The image features a comic strip with two characters, one wearing a suit and the other a black hat. The man in the suit is pointing towards the other man, who is wearing a black hat. They appear to be engaged in a conversation, with the man in the suit giving a speech to the man in the hat. The comic strip is part of a series on social media, where it has been shared on Twitter by @DrittTracy. The image also includes text and logos, indicating that it may be part of an art comic or digital content.
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from May 5, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweet Sep 1, 2021 5:58AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1433021480862846978 ------------- Transcript: • Boomer: Ih Ope They Add A New Gun To Fortnite Me: I Hope My Penis Mutates Into A Wolfs Penis With Extendable Ridges So I Can Jack Off Easier The image is a comic strip featuring two men in a boat, one wearing a blue shirt and hat and the other in a green shirt. The boat is located near a shore with a tower visible in the distance. One of the men is talking, while the other seems to be listening, giving a sense of a conversation or interaction between the two. The overall tone of the cartoon appears to be humorous and lighthearted.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from March 26, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweet Jun 15, 2012 12:37AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/213505587118477312 ------------- Transcript: • Im Pretty Much The Harlem Globe Trotter's Of Getting Myself Forcibly Removed From Laundromats This is a comic strip featuring two characters, an orange-haired man and a woman, both with yellow shirts. The man has curly hair and is making a funny face, while the woman has dark hair and is looking at him. The comic strip includes an opinionated speech bubble from the man, reading "You could say that. I'm pretty much much the Harlem Globetrotters of getting myself forcibly removed from laundromats". The comic strip has a red border, and there is text at the bottom, providing information about the story.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 13, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweet Nov 15, 2011 5:50PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/136576751575904257 ------------- Transcript: • I Have Spent The Past 14 Years Of My Life Crafting An Intricate Tale That Evokes The Mind And Spirit. I Am Proud To Bring You "Ghetto Sonic" In the image, there are two cartoon characters, a man and a woman, engaged in a lively conversation. The man is positioned on the left side, while the woman is on the right. They are both laughing as they exchange jokes and humorous anecdotes. The man has a cigarette in his mouth, and there are several words, such as "Comic Date: February 13, 2015," "Dilite," and "Comic Date: Nov 15, 2015," visible in the image. These details suggest that the scene is a comic strip or a comic book, possibly featuring the characters' interactions or other stories from their lives.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 3, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweet Feb 8, 2015 3:52PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/564527230068334593 ------------- Transcript: • Pass The Savings Onto Me Mother Fucker The image features a woman and child depicted as silhouettes, with the woman extending her hand towards the child as if offering a high five. They are positioned in front of a window, with a bird perched on a window sill. The woman's hand is positioned on the child's shoulder, adding a sense of warmth and camaraderie to the scene.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from January 15, 2015 ------------- Dril Tweets Dec 29, 2010 12:42PM Jan 2, 2011 10:02PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/20172908307423232 https://twitter.com/dril/status/21763315940196352 ------------- Transcript: • Just Found Out My Favorite Author Is Ugly #Killingmyself • Who Will Kiss M E When Im Dead The image is a vibrant comic book featuring a man and a woman as its central characters. The man is wearing a blue jacket and appears to be a fan of the popular author. The woman is wearing a yellow outfit and looks down at her handbag. The comic book also includes a Twitter account that is being followed by various individuals. The humorous dialogue and engaging artwork make it a delightful read for those interested in pop culture and comics.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from December 22, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Feb 22, 2011 12:24PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/40099732873289728 ------------- Transcript: • Slowly Lowers Jeansed Ass Into A Wooden Bowl Full Of Exotic Mediterranean Oils And Redrose Petals; Ah This Is Just Too Good For Lowercase The image is a humorous cartoon featuring two men, one in a yellow jacket and the other in a green hat, both holding hands. They are interacting with a car, and a speech bubble above them contains text related to the main topic, such as "Slowly lowers Jeansened into a wooden bowl full of exotic olive oil and reproduce... Oh this is just too good for lowercase."
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 28, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets May 6, 2013 11:21PM Apr 1, 2018 1:58AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/331624766073077760 https://twitter.com/dril/status/980338624909672453 ------------- Transcript: • I Hope Someone Steals My Tweets. Because.. Theyre Bad! Haha Load Them Up In A Big Chuck Wagon And Take Them To Criminal Hq Where They Belong • Trying Really Hard Not To Be Tryhard The image shows a comic strip in portrait orientation, featuring a man in a suit and a woman with blonde hair and glasses. The man is standing in the background while the woman is prominently featured in the foreground. A speech bubble above the woman contains the text "I hope someone steals my tweets, because they're really bad! Ha ha load them up in a big chunk of Chuckwagon and take them to criminal ho where they belong". The comic strip also includes a text box containing the dates, such as "Comic: Nov 28 2014" and "Doodle: May 6 2013". The image is tagged with Twitter handles "@Mastoai/DrillTracy".
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 20, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 30, 2020 8:32AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1222875277753118721 ------------- Transcript: • Imagining A Guy Who Calls Every Simpsons Character A "Simpson" (Even Ancillary Ones, Outside Of The Main Family) And Letting Him Ruin My Day The image is a comic book with a speech bubble containing a humorous dialogue between two men. One of the men, wearing a tie, appears to be a family member trying to cheer up the other man who is also wearing a tie. The comic book's creator, MASTO AI, has provided the date and the creator of the comic in the comments.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 25, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Dec 18, 2015 8:22AM Dec 7, 2015 11:41AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/677826144293552129 https://twitter.com/dril/status/673889962262163456 ------------- Transcript: • Is Mother Teresa A Saint "No She Aint" • Boys Im Here To Tellt You That A High-Quality Wall Paper Can Make Any Room Look Fantastic On The Cheap The image portrays a man dressed in a suit and hat, smoking a cigarette and engaging in a conversation on a phone. The text above the image indicates that this cartoon is a promotional piece, possibly for a comic book or a publication, and that the date, time, and the comic creator are available.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 9, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Feb 9, 2012 1:04PM Mar 29, 2012 2:13AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/167655059570696194 https://twitter.com/dril/status/185248218324537344 ------------- Transcript: • Although Im The Foremost Blue Jeans Virtuoso I Consider It Disrespectful To Wear Them. I Simply Kiss Each Pair 5 Times A Day; Facing Mecca. • Tried To Overdose On Aquarium Pebbles & The Hospital Laughed At Me And The Ambulance Drivers All Took Turns Whipping Me With Catheter Tubes The image features a cartoon comic strip, with two men having a conversation. The man on the left is wearing a red tie and is in the middle of a speech. The man on the right is wearing blue jeans and is looking down at the man with the red tie. The comic strip also includes a speech bubble with text, likely containing the dialogue between the two men.
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from September 6, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Oct 5, 2013 8:55PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/386656001471954945 ------------- Transcript: • #Tagabeautifulgirl Im Good. Im Really Good And Normal. I Want To Take A Women To The Shooting Range And Discuss Guns Culture. I Love Humor The image shows a cartoon scene of a man, dressed in a police uniform, with a hat on his head. The man is standing next to a building and there is a speech bubble in the image, which contains a message that reads " Hole in wall. Twitter: @Mastoae/@OrbitTracy". The cartoon is drawn with a unique style featuring a combination of cartoon and comic art elements. The caption at the bottom of the image provides information about the cartoon, including the man's date, the name of the artist, and a date of creation.
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from August 20, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 22, 2015 8:28PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/558421033284538368 ------------- Transcript: • The News; - Death Cured; Immortality Real -On-Line Ghoul Given Plaque; Recognized As "Loudest Human Alive" - Bird Infiltrates Macaroni Grill In the image, a woman in a red outfit is standing next to a television, looking at its display. Her expression and position suggest she might be engaged with the content on the TV. The scene appears to be a digital comic strip featuring a cartoon character, likely a cartoon woman, in a humorous context. The image also includes a text box with the date of August 20, 2014, the date of the panel, and the title of the panel. The panel is titled "masto/a/gdriltracy" and was posted by a user named d'Twitter.
October 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from July 25, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Mar 6, 2018 6:45PM Mar 13, 2018 2:57PM Mar 28, 2018 8:10PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/971154761939607552 https://twitter.com/dril/status/973634207477100544 https://twitter.com/dril/status/979148706091077632 ------------- Transcript: • Crawling Around On The Kitchen Floor Like A Fucking Dick Head And Filming My Own "Beggin Strips" Commercials • Today , I Am Every Husband • Ufo Themed Wedding Thwarted By Sjw `S The image depicts a humorous cartoon scene featuring two men sitting at a dining table. One man, dressed in a green jacket, is holding a candle, while the other man, wearing a hat, appears to be laughing. The table is set with a plate of food and a cup. The cartoon also includes text and comic strips, adding to its humorous and entertaining nature.
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from June 10, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweets Nov 25, 2015 5:34AM Oct 7, 2015 3:04PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/669449037905571841 https://twitter.com/dril/status/651835413208936449 ------------- Transcript: • How Do I Make It So People Have To Give Me Money If They Want To Reply To My Posts • (In The 'Lets Get Ready To Rumble' Man's Voice) Lllllleeets Get Ready To Post Some Good Shit In the comic book, a conversation between three men unfolds. One man is wearing a fedora and a suit, while the other two men are dressed in costumes with white hair. The central figure, the man with white hair, is talking to another man in a suit. The comic book features speech bubbles, which contain the words "Ready to rumble", "Main's voice", "LLaughter", and "Some good to share". The comic book also has an image of a man with a red rose on a black tie, which adds to the overall visual appeal of the illustration. The text "COFFEE/DRILLERTRAY" is also present in the comic book.
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from May 22, 2014 ------------- Dril Tweet May 5, 2012 5:30PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/198887469507289088 ------------- Transcript: • I Saw A Man At Rofl Con With A Huge Black Stain Down The Ass Crack. Can Another Attendee Please Confirm #Roflcon #Stainman The image is a humorous cartoon strip featuring an older woman, a man with a pipe, and a woman. They are engaged in a conversation, and a speech bubble is present, with the woman speaking into it. The speech bubble contains the text "I saw a man at rofl con with a huge black stain down the ass. Crack! Can another attendee leasecon conconfirmman". The image is dated on May 25, 2014, and has been shared on Twitter with the text "#mastoal/drittracy".
October 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM