driftwood the big bern dog
@driftwoodbern.bsky.social
bernese mountain dog dad / gainer / formerly known as deltaraccoon on twitter
i think about weird fat stuff all day
pfp: @baroncroc.bsky.social
pfb: @heavydoodles.bsky.social
did you drink enough water today?
i think about weird fat stuff all day
pfp: @baroncroc.bsky.social
pfb: @heavydoodles.bsky.social
did you drink enough water today?
i hate that we're all experiencing different versions of grief, especially when so many days feel impossible
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i hate that we're all experiencing different versions of grief, especially when so many days feel impossible
is there a new version of loneliness i didn't know about??
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
is there a new version of loneliness i didn't know about??
a beautiful night to look up
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
a beautiful night to look up
you'd think with how often and intensely i think about being bigger that i would actually be big by now but here i am... :/
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
you'd think with how often and intensely i think about being bigger that i would actually be big by now but here i am... :/
got my shots...
do i get dog treats?
do i get dog treats?
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
got my shots...
do i get dog treats?
do i get dog treats?
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Trying out new food recipes 🧾 (3/3)
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trying out new food recipes 🧾 (3/3)
strong temptation to liberate all the halloween candy from their wrappers, put them back in the pail, and pour them into my muzzle until i pass out 🤤
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
strong temptation to liberate all the halloween candy from their wrappers, put them back in the pail, and pour them into my muzzle until i pass out 🤤
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Trying out new food recipes 🧾 (2/3)
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Trying out new food recipes 🧾 (2/3)
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Trying out new food recipes🧾 (1/3)
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Trying out new food recipes🧾 (1/3)
🐲: "i hope the hotel has a hot tub!"
🐶: "of course it does! i'm here!" 😎
🦊 : "they've got the biggest tub around!" *pats dog belly*
🐶: 😊
🐶: "of course it does! i'm here!" 😎
🦊 : "they've got the biggest tub around!" *pats dog belly*
🐶: 😊
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
🐲: "i hope the hotel has a hot tub!"
🐶: "of course it does! i'm here!" 😎
🦊 : "they've got the biggest tub around!" *pats dog belly*
🐶: 😊
🐶: "of course it does! i'm here!" 😎
🦊 : "they've got the biggest tub around!" *pats dog belly*
🐶: 😊
Fat mountain dog hypnotizing you with his musk to obey, feed, and rub him. You can't get enough, can you? Just let all those cumbersome, challenging thoughts of anything else fade into the background noise...
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fat mountain dog hypnotizing you with his musk to obey, feed, and rub him. You can't get enough, can you? Just let all those cumbersome, challenging thoughts of anything else fade into the background noise...
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
the real downside of having a garage is it is very easy to park inside of it with my car still running and I think about daily :)
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the real downside of having a garage is it is very easy to park inside of it with my car still running and I think about daily :)
i'd rather accept the truth than be told i deserve so much good and delivered nothing but bad
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
i'd rather accept the truth than be told i deserve so much good and delivered nothing but bad
who told you love was fleeting?
sometimes men can be so misleading
to take what they need from you
sometimes men can be so misleading
to take what they need from you
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
who told you love was fleeting?
sometimes men can be so misleading
to take what they need from you
sometimes men can be so misleading
to take what they need from you
not me tricking you into nuzzling and slurping at my belly by strategically dropping a chicken nugget on myself...
October 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
not me tricking you into nuzzling and slurping at my belly by strategically dropping a chicken nugget on myself...
I’ve grown adjusted to failure
So being this happy
Makes me feel like there’s something I’ve missed
Remember not to forget
Every moment of hell
We went through to get to this
So being this happy
Makes me feel like there’s something I’ve missed
Remember not to forget
Every moment of hell
We went through to get to this
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’ve grown adjusted to failure
So being this happy
Makes me feel like there’s something I’ve missed
Remember not to forget
Every moment of hell
We went through to get to this
So being this happy
Makes me feel like there’s something I’ve missed
Remember not to forget
Every moment of hell
We went through to get to this
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To celebrate my new handle, it's raffle time‼️
There will be two winners!
1st- your choice of a custom ceramic sculpture (6"x6" max) OR a large woodburn (~11"x8" max, have several shapes)
2nd- custom pendant of any animal + woven cord!
to enter, simply follow and repost! ends Dec 1st!
There will be two winners!
1st- your choice of a custom ceramic sculpture (6"x6" max) OR a large woodburn (~11"x8" max, have several shapes)
2nd- custom pendant of any animal + woven cord!
to enter, simply follow and repost! ends Dec 1st!
October 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
To celebrate my new handle, it's raffle time‼️
There will be two winners!
1st- your choice of a custom ceramic sculpture (6"x6" max) OR a large woodburn (~11"x8" max, have several shapes)
2nd- custom pendant of any animal + woven cord!
to enter, simply follow and repost! ends Dec 1st!
There will be two winners!
1st- your choice of a custom ceramic sculpture (6"x6" max) OR a large woodburn (~11"x8" max, have several shapes)
2nd- custom pendant of any animal + woven cord!
to enter, simply follow and repost! ends Dec 1st!
plz
feed
dog
feed
dog
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
plz
feed
dog
feed
dog
just don't expect to
get your bloody,
black backpack back
get your bloody,
black backpack back
October 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
just don't expect to
get your bloody,
black backpack back
get your bloody,
black backpack back
constant big dog energy to want to be overfed while being watched overeating and praised for it... 💦
October 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
constant big dog energy to want to be overfed while being watched overeating and praised for it... 💦
Now what do we do
October 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Now what do we do
the days and nights all seem to align now
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the days and nights all seem to align now
Fourth dinner?
Fourth dinner.
Fourth dinner.
October 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fourth dinner?
Fourth dinner.
Fourth dinner.