driftwood the big bern dog
@driftwoodbern.bsky.social
bernese mountain dog dad / formerly known as deltaraccoon on birdsite
i think about weird fat stuff all day
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did you drink enough water today?
i think about weird fat stuff all day
pfp: www.furaffinity.net/user/feve/
pfb: @heavydoodles.bsky.social
did you drink enough water today?
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Forgot to post this absolutely banger from @drlazerrage.bsky.social here....
Who wants to order for them next 😈🍔🍟
Who wants to order for them next 😈🍔🍟
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Forgot to post this absolutely banger from @drlazerrage.bsky.social here....
Who wants to order for them next 😈🍔🍟
Who wants to order for them next 😈🍔🍟
😳
The end of the plunger is nestled on the crest of their loin, slowly, agonizingly, pressure is applied to send the thousands of liquid calories into the awaiting glutton's mouth as they moan between thick gulps.
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
😳
i hope to feel comfortable in my body someday
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 AM
i hope to feel comfortable in my body someday
probably telling that the number of times I see a really well drawn, fun ych and my brain goes 'yeah, but they're not big enough...' and talks myself out of it is stupidly high
...woof.
...woof.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
probably telling that the number of times I see a really well drawn, fun ych and my brain goes 'yeah, but they're not big enough...' and talks myself out of it is stupidly high
...woof.
...woof.
if you can pay for any streaming service then you should be paying for unbiased, accurate news too.
support PBS.
support NPR.
any funding you provide to unbiased news services ensures history cannot be rewritten by demagogues & dictators.
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support PBS.
support NPR.
any funding you provide to unbiased news services ensures history cannot be rewritten by demagogues & dictators.
www.npr.org/stations/
www.pbs.org/about/about-...
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
if you can pay for any streaming service then you should be paying for unbiased, accurate news too.
support PBS.
support NPR.
any funding you provide to unbiased news services ensures history cannot be rewritten by demagogues & dictators.
www.npr.org/stations/
www.pbs.org/about/about-...
support PBS.
support NPR.
any funding you provide to unbiased news services ensures history cannot be rewritten by demagogues & dictators.
www.npr.org/stations/
www.pbs.org/about/about-...
❤️ 🐶 ❤️ 🦝 ❤️
January 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
❤️ 🐶 ❤️ 🦝 ❤️
i hate when i know i'm hungry but i'm to frustrated to eat
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
i hate when i know i'm hungry but i'm to frustrated to eat
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guess it was determined that today has to be a shit day
January 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
guess it was determined that today has to be a shit day
Oops...! Well, there's room for more treats now!
❤️❤️ Thank you, @isaacellobo.bsky.social and @chuchowriggle.bsky.social!
❤️❤️ Thank you, @isaacellobo.bsky.social and @chuchowriggle.bsky.social!
Uhh...one too many meals for @driftwoodbern.bsky.social's shirt it seems~
🎨: @chuchowriggle.bsky.social
🎨: @chuchowriggle.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Oops...! Well, there's room for more treats now!
❤️❤️ Thank you, @isaacellobo.bsky.social and @chuchowriggle.bsky.social!
❤️❤️ Thank you, @isaacellobo.bsky.social and @chuchowriggle.bsky.social!
late at night, i often find myself asking what i'm supposed to do with all this love that has no where to go
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 AM
late at night, i often find myself asking what i'm supposed to do with all this love that has no where to go
constantly craving encouragement...
caring about every meal and calorie...
complimenting and teasing...
bragging about how much i eat...
being squeezed and weighed and measured...
caring about every meal and calorie...
complimenting and teasing...
bragging about how much i eat...
being squeezed and weighed and measured...
January 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
constantly craving encouragement...
caring about every meal and calorie...
complimenting and teasing...
bragging about how much i eat...
being squeezed and weighed and measured...
caring about every meal and calorie...
complimenting and teasing...
bragging about how much i eat...
being squeezed and weighed and measured...
an easy way you can encourage someone is by occasionally suggesting they grab something to eat.
"i bet you could use a snack, huh, big fella..."
"when was the last time you nibbled on something? i can hear your belly through the discord call!"
"hey, wide load, don't cookies sound great right now?"
"i bet you could use a snack, huh, big fella..."
"when was the last time you nibbled on something? i can hear your belly through the discord call!"
"hey, wide load, don't cookies sound great right now?"
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
an easy way you can encourage someone is by occasionally suggesting they grab something to eat.
"i bet you could use a snack, huh, big fella..."
"when was the last time you nibbled on something? i can hear your belly through the discord call!"
"hey, wide load, don't cookies sound great right now?"
"i bet you could use a snack, huh, big fella..."
"when was the last time you nibbled on something? i can hear your belly through the discord call!"
"hey, wide load, don't cookies sound great right now?"
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I need an encourager so baaad. Someone to bring me food or check up on how much I've eaten. Then tell me to get more food because they want me to get fatter.... 🤤
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I need an encourager so baaad. Someone to bring me food or check up on how much I've eaten. Then tell me to get more food because they want me to get fatter.... 🤤
Happy Nude Berns!
Be sure to ring in the new year by rubbing and nuzzling my belly.
😉
Be sure to ring in the new year by rubbing and nuzzling my belly.
😉
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Happy Nude Berns!
Be sure to ring in the new year by rubbing and nuzzling my belly.
😉
Be sure to ring in the new year by rubbing and nuzzling my belly.
😉
made boof stew for new years eve.
was so tasty 🐾
was so tasty 🐾
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
made boof stew for new years eve.
was so tasty 🐾
was so tasty 🐾
happy new years eve!
may 2026 be bigger, better, & full!
❤️
may 2026 be bigger, better, & full!
❤️
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
happy new years eve!
may 2026 be bigger, better, & full!
❤️
may 2026 be bigger, better, & full!
❤️
slowly building a tolerance to enjoying being alone
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
slowly building a tolerance to enjoying being alone
silly lovely large dog thoughts:
they make you pick up the food because you're good at pulling wagons and can snoof the food out in the first place and if you have paw-shaped gloves on you won't be able to eat all of it before you get back home...
they make you pick up the food because you're good at pulling wagons and can snoof the food out in the first place and if you have paw-shaped gloves on you won't be able to eat all of it before you get back home...
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
silly lovely large dog thoughts:
they make you pick up the food because you're good at pulling wagons and can snoof the food out in the first place and if you have paw-shaped gloves on you won't be able to eat all of it before you get back home...
they make you pick up the food because you're good at pulling wagons and can snoof the food out in the first place and if you have paw-shaped gloves on you won't be able to eat all of it before you get back home...
silly lovely large dog thoughts:
training yourself with scents for those you care for...
thinking about them?
sniff the scent and they're with you again
training yourself with scents for those you care for...
thinking about them?
sniff the scent and they're with you again
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
silly lovely large dog thoughts:
training yourself with scents for those you care for...
thinking about them?
sniff the scent and they're with you again
training yourself with scents for those you care for...
thinking about them?
sniff the scent and they're with you again
all beagles are now licorice
sry, i didn't make da rules
sry, i didn't make da rules
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
all beagles are now licorice
sry, i didn't make da rules
sry, i didn't make da rules
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December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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does anyone else have a list of albums that you listen to at specific points if the year?
i can think of six or seven for this season specifically
i can think of six or seven for this season specifically
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
does anyone else have a list of albums that you listen to at specific points if the year?
i can think of six or seven for this season specifically
i can think of six or seven for this season specifically
do
- compare mountain dogs to mountains
- use mountaineering terms
- brag about their eating habits & mountainous size
- feed them no less than triple what you or the table or the party is having
-let them smooch you
don't
- forget to feed them
- forget to rub their bellies (more paws = more love!)
- compare mountain dogs to mountains
- use mountaineering terms
- brag about their eating habits & mountainous size
- feed them no less than triple what you or the table or the party is having
-let them smooch you
don't
- forget to feed them
- forget to rub their bellies (more paws = more love!)
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
do
- compare mountain dogs to mountains
- use mountaineering terms
- brag about their eating habits & mountainous size
- feed them no less than triple what you or the table or the party is having
-let them smooch you
don't
- forget to feed them
- forget to rub their bellies (more paws = more love!)
- compare mountain dogs to mountains
- use mountaineering terms
- brag about their eating habits & mountainous size
- feed them no less than triple what you or the table or the party is having
-let them smooch you
don't
- forget to feed them
- forget to rub their bellies (more paws = more love!)
may the cancer that is hope finally be extinguished
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
may the cancer that is hope finally be extinguished