Chase Hoffman
@driftpeasant.org
Blackburn Rovers 'til I die, Austin FC until seriously ill. My opinions are mine and do not represent those of the Waystar Corporation.
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I was on YouTube and got an ad for a Christmas ornament of the Grinch eating ass?
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I was on YouTube and got an ad for a Christmas ornament of the Grinch eating ass?
Hey fellas, why don't you come up and... see me sometime
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hey fellas, why don't you come up and... see me sometime
"Who's your favorite Kamen Rider?"
"I dunno. Kabuto maybe?"
"Mine is Geiz."
"Huh. Why?"
"'Cause Kamen Rider Geiz nutz!"
"I dunno. Kabuto maybe?"
"Mine is Geiz."
"Huh. Why?"
"'Cause Kamen Rider Geiz nutz!"
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"Who's your favorite Kamen Rider?"
"I dunno. Kabuto maybe?"
"Mine is Geiz."
"Huh. Why?"
"'Cause Kamen Rider Geiz nutz!"
"I dunno. Kabuto maybe?"
"Mine is Geiz."
"Huh. Why?"
"'Cause Kamen Rider Geiz nutz!"
Canonically, which Kamen Rider always loses verbal duels?
Kamen Rider Drake
(I am so sorry)
Kamen Rider Drake
(I am so sorry)
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Canonically, which Kamen Rider always loses verbal duels?
Kamen Rider Drake
(I am so sorry)
Kamen Rider Drake
(I am so sorry)
Happy 150th Birthday to Blackburn Rovers Football Club!
You've been a huge part of my life, brought me joy, brought me pain (so, so much pain), but I wouldn't change my decision to support Rovers for anything.
Also, as is tradition - F*** Burnley!
You've been a huge part of my life, brought me joy, brought me pain (so, so much pain), but I wouldn't change my decision to support Rovers for anything.
Also, as is tradition - F*** Burnley!
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Happy 150th Birthday to Blackburn Rovers Football Club!
You've been a huge part of my life, brought me joy, brought me pain (so, so much pain), but I wouldn't change my decision to support Rovers for anything.
Also, as is tradition - F*** Burnley!
You've been a huge part of my life, brought me joy, brought me pain (so, so much pain), but I wouldn't change my decision to support Rovers for anything.
Also, as is tradition - F*** Burnley!
@hooverdam.bsky.social is this what being a Revs fan feels like?
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@hooverdam.bsky.social is this what being a Revs fan feels like?
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You know what? Screw it. We're in "number go brrrrr" territory.
Whelp, now 3 dumbest.
Maybe 4 if you include letting Uzuni take that.
Maybe 4 if you include letting Uzuni take that.
Those are the two dumbest things I've seen watching Austin, and we used to be coached by Josh Wolff.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You know what? Screw it. We're in "number go brrrrr" territory.
Whelp, now 3 dumbest.
Maybe 4 if you include letting Uzuni take that.
Maybe 4 if you include letting Uzuni take that.
Those are the two dumbest things I've seen watching Austin, and we used to be coached by Josh Wolff.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Whelp, now 3 dumbest.
Maybe 4 if you include letting Uzuni take that.
Maybe 4 if you include letting Uzuni take that.
Those are the two dumbest things I've seen watching Austin, and we used to be coached by Josh Wolff.
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Those are the two dumbest things I've seen watching Austin, and we used to be coached by Josh Wolff.
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FINALLY NICO ESTEVEZ LISTENS TO OUR ADVICE
Bukari’s ankle didn't make it after all. Robert Taylor starts at RW; Obrian could theoretically spell him
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
FINALLY NICO ESTEVEZ LISTENS TO OUR ADVICE
You know, if you're going to proselytize on Halloween, maybe pick something, ANYTHING, other than the objectively worst candy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You know, if you're going to proselytize on Halloween, maybe pick something, ANYTHING, other than the objectively worst candy.
My favorite composer and yours.
Oh, no, my mistake.
Oh, no, my mistake.
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My favorite composer and yours.
Oh, no, my mistake.
Oh, no, my mistake.
That's right world - I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That's right world - I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
I want to ask every Halloween-becostumed dad I see dressed as Ted Lasso what their thoughts are on inverted wingers.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I want to ask every Halloween-becostumed dad I see dressed as Ted Lasso what their thoughts are on inverted wingers.
The MLS commentary team seems like they're trying to advertise a new sitcom...
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The MLS commentary team seems like they're trying to advertise a new sitcom...
This may be the most niche joke I have ever made.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This may be the most niche joke I have ever made.
Hey, what ex-American football player is the first name in jet engine parts?
Al Cowlings.
Al Cowlings.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hey, what ex-American football player is the first name in jet engine parts?
Al Cowlings.
Al Cowlings.
So, uh, is that therapy to cope with collaborating with an invading Nazi force, or therapy to make you collaborate with said force?
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So, uh, is that therapy to cope with collaborating with an invading Nazi force, or therapy to make you collaborate with said force?
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
If it helps, I'll donate to the inevitable WolfDut plane y'all fly.
WOLFF? THAT MOROSE MOTHERFUCKER?
📓 MLS notebook:
- Chucky Lozano's status for playoffs is uncertain after internal situation
- Luca de la Torre / San Diego future update
- New England coaching search + timing update
- Latest on talks between Minnesota and Dayne St. Clair
& more www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
- Chucky Lozano's status for playoffs is uncertain after internal situation
- Luca de la Torre / San Diego future update
- New England coaching search + timing update
- Latest on talks between Minnesota and Dayne St. Clair
& more www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If it helps, I'll donate to the inevitable WolfDut plane y'all fly.
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We cannot stress highly enough how this the perfect hire for New England.
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We cannot stress highly enough how this the perfect hire for New England.
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When you attend a company on-boarding event, and they say you can only wear their corporate branded merch - but haven't given you any yet.
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When you attend a company on-boarding event, and they say you can only wear their corporate branded merch - but haven't given you any yet.
That's not Peachtrees. THIS is Peachtrees.
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
That's not Peachtrees. THIS is Peachtrees.