Chase Hoffman
@driftpeasant.org
Blackburn Rovers 'til I die, Austin FC until seriously ill. My opinions are mine and do not represent those of the Waystar Corporation.
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@hooverdam.bsky.social I'm not sure if I should be proud of this one.
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
@hooverdam.bsky.social I'm not sure if I should be proud of this one.
The University of Chicago's School of Economics frequently misinterprets Adam Smith.
They perpetuate the No True Scotsman Economist fallacy.
They perpetuate the No True Scotsman Economist fallacy.
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The University of Chicago's School of Economics frequently misinterprets Adam Smith.
They perpetuate the No True Scotsman Economist fallacy.
They perpetuate the No True Scotsman Economist fallacy.
OH SHIT SON, IT'S FRIDAY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
OH SHIT SON, IT'S FRIDAY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
AWWWWW SHIT SON
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
AWWWWW SHIT SON
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
Behold! The physical manifestation of depression!
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Behold! The physical manifestation of depression!
Did you have a hand in the batteries?
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Did you have a hand in the batteries?
Well, if you do suddenly have to buy a car, right after your divorce, as a 45 year old man, at least the best deal is on Midlife Crisis Red.
December 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Well, if you do suddenly have to buy a car, right after your divorce, as a 45 year old man, at least the best deal is on Midlife Crisis Red.
Lil' Jon Christmas songs at the Honda dealership is not what I expected.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lil' Jon Christmas songs at the Honda dealership is not what I expected.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
We are not the people who I was raised to believe we were. We are not the people we are called upon to be. We are not the people I wish my children to be amongst.
We have failed.
We have failed.
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We are not the people who I was raised to believe we were. We are not the people we are called upon to be. We are not the people I wish my children to be amongst.
We have failed.
We have failed.
Those utter motherf****ers.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Those utter motherf****ers.
Yeah, Type I Ferric Oxide versus Type IV Metal.
Come on, Jason, it's like you don't remember the 80s. I'll bet you lost your commemorative Reagan bib, too.
Come on, Jason, it's like you don't remember the 80s. I'll bet you lost your commemorative Reagan bib, too.
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Yeah, Type I Ferric Oxide versus Type IV Metal.
Come on, Jason, it's like you don't remember the 80s. I'll bet you lost your commemorative Reagan bib, too.
Come on, Jason, it's like you don't remember the 80s. I'll bet you lost your commemorative Reagan bib, too.
We can but hope legally-distinct-from-Silent-Hill character Pyramiden Head wanders the streets.
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We can but hope legally-distinct-from-Silent-Hill character Pyramiden Head wanders the streets.
Ah, I was mistaken, it's Norway, but I think there are laws around the Free Economic Zone stuff that make it pretty Wild Wild West
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ah, I was mistaken, it's Norway, but I think there are laws around the Free Economic Zone stuff that make it pretty Wild Wild West
No, no, it has to be unclaimed land. Let's go with Svalbard.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
No, no, it has to be unclaimed land. Let's go with Svalbard.
Reposted by Chase Hoffman
Avery Brooks has played the same character his whole career.
That said, his magnum opus isn't Spencer or DS9, but The Big Hit.
"Bust some caps! Give this man a gold star."
That said, his magnum opus isn't Spencer or DS9, but The Big Hit.
"Bust some caps! Give this man a gold star."
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Avery Brooks has played the same character his whole career.
That said, his magnum opus isn't Spencer or DS9, but The Big Hit.
"Bust some caps! Give this man a gold star."
That said, his magnum opus isn't Spencer or DS9, but The Big Hit.
"Bust some caps! Give this man a gold star."
It's a good attempt at Biblically accurate Seraphim, albeit with more feet.
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It's a good attempt at Biblically accurate Seraphim, albeit with more feet.
@weratedogs.com did I accidentally adopt a kangaroo?
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@weratedogs.com did I accidentally adopt a kangaroo?
Lily watched Zoolander and decided her Blue Steel is better.
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lily watched Zoolander and decided her Blue Steel is better.
@miketoole.com @hooverdam.bsky.social I guess we need to run before it expands east.
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@miketoole.com @hooverdam.bsky.social I guess we need to run before it expands east.
Ah crap, eastern New Mexico is going through Instrumentality.
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ah crap, eastern New Mexico is going through Instrumentality.