Class is in session, and the wonderful students of Eribyte and Shirgi shall be learning the venerable game of Riichi Mahjong, lead by the illustrious Penbu. Join us tonight at 6:00PM CST, in 3 and a half hours

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Captains log no. 2007: I have encountered a mysterious race of beings known as the "vtubers." So far, they think I am one of them, but I don't know how long I can keep up the ruse

bro the stream wasn't even up anymore go away

pre stream up for half life 2 episode 2.
i'm completing the entire thing in one session. if i don't i get murked. come watch the horror. we will anihillate the combine

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used to know someone who acted exactly like this during every game of tabletop simulator

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jc denton:

fisher price see 'n say toy:

jc: [pulls lever]

see 'n say: the cow goes - mooooo.

jc: fascinating. tell me more.

jc: [pulls lever]

see 'n say: the cat goes - meowww!

jc: do you have a single fact to back that up.

hey guys my tweet was a little long can anybody on this website help me shorten it a bit?

while testing, created this monstrosity which bluesky didn't like for whatever reason

seriously it's great you can just do this as long as it's overall under 3000 characters
̭̞̋̍ͧ̌͗̎̅ ̷̢̣̭͓̙̠̻̖̠̭͕̣͖̰͙͖͕ͪ̓́ͪͦ̓ͭ́̇͐̍ͩͨͧͨ͆͆̂ͪ̾͒̚͟͝͡ ̵̡̡̛̮̞͔͖̳̝̹͔̗͓̳̱ͩ̔͂̅ͮ͌́ͧ̊̂͋ͧ̉̐́ͫͤ̉̃ͩ̀̾ͭͯ͌ͩ́ͬ̕͟͡͡ ̶̷̶̰͕͉͖̰̣̔̀͛̓͜͞ͅ ̭͍͉̥͙̂̋ ̡̱͈̼͈͈̖̖͋ͧ͛̄̇ͬ̀́͘͠ ̷̸̹͔̣̅ ̢͔̻̲̰̪̺̤̲̔ͥ́ͣͤ̇ͩ̄͊̚̕͜͢͜҉̮̬̹̑̌̒ͨ ̴̸̛͇͕̝̯͇̰̹͈̮̙͈͈̾ͯ̍͑ͫ̎̀ͥ̂̓̄͒̆̾̇͗̊̓͛̃͐̋ͥ̊́ͥͣ͂͠ͅͅ ̣ͩ̀͜ ̷̴̴̴̧̢̡̬͕̥̳͕̞̙̣̰̙̯͇̟̱̻͕̻̺͇̿͛̈ͣ̀̑ͪ̂̅̂̋̔̎̌ͯͤ̽ͬ͗̽̿̽̔ͯ̒̓ͯ̆̊͐̓̊̊ͧ͌͘̚͟͜͜͞͝͠͠͞ ̥ ̵̨͇͇̙̰̰͙̀͗͂̅ͩͤ͐ͭ͐̀ͬͪ̍̽̍̚͝ ̸̻͖͓̟͖̳̲͙̌̑͂ͤͩͬ̅ͫ̓́̇͝͞ ̘̒ ̛͓̝̠̘̟̖̭̪́ͫ̉ͩ̒͌̓ͧ͠ ̵̘̰͖͇̭̒͒̈́ͯ̅ͮ̒ͅ ̢̨̢̛̝̦͓̯̲̠̥̱̟͇̬̜̹̥̾͆ͪ͑ͯ̅͆͋ͮ́ͩ̾̉ͮ̄ͭ̄ͭ̆͠͠҉̰̄ ̷̶̬͚̳͓̻͔̻̣̟̤͉͉̑͌͑ͨ̋̌̋̚͡͝͡ ̨̦̬̹̱͈͙͈̖̰̖̳̙̜̝͚̻̥͉̣̈́͋̆̇ͦ͗̈ͬ̈ͩ͊ͨͧ̆̓ͅ ̵̷̢̧̗̤̼̘͉͙̹̙̀͛͑̋̅ͯ̒̃͋̍̈́ͧ̇̂ͣ̄̑̂ͨ̆͞͞͏̭͖̦̳́ͮ́͑ ̷̧̩̭͐́͢͢͝͏̶̷̧̨̨̧̯̼̺͍̲̰̥̜̠͙͔̙͇͗͗̈́̓̿ͦ͊͒͐ͩͥ̓̔̐̍̈́̑͒̎̕ͅ ̝̜̝̔̓ͯ ̷̡̬̤̩̗͖͔̭̟̳͉̥̮̞̾̌͆̓̒ͥ̽ͧ̔ͤ͐̇͆̓ͤͨ̽ͮ͘̕͢͝͞͞ ̸̛̠͇̖̍͜͡͞͡ ̹̮͖̥͔̼͓͇̓̐̐͐̚҉̸̫͍̞͖͇͓̱͊̋̄̂͐̐̽͆̑̚͜͝͏̅͏͚̈̋ ̮͚͓͔͖̩̰͈̅͆̓͒͟ ̛̦̚҉̶̵̛̩̹͕͇̞̜̞͙̩͒ͧ͒͂͗̋̆̇ͣ͡ ̸͉̘̠̪̩̱ͥ̄̐̾͛́̑ͨ͗̀͞͏̵̢̧̧̨͙̼̘̺̲͓͓͈̙̭̠͕̭ͩ́ͮͪͤͯ̃͑̓͛̓̋̒͜͝͡ ̨̦̤͔̜̦̯͎͉̽̈ͭ̀͂̅̀̉̾͛ ̶̵̡̧͇̻͌ͫͭ̾͗ͮ̚ ҉̊́̈̀ ̨̨͉̯̣̲̰͉̜̒ͣ̋ͥ̓ͭ ̫͙̼́ͯ̍ͤ̃̌̕͡ ̶̵͈̭ͯ̎̒͠͝ ̶̥̪̟̬̲͚̱͕͔̪͑ͪ͂̉̔ͧ̿̍͑͘̚̚͢͠͝͏͎͍̪̪͂̑́ ̴̪̬͗͗ͪ̎͡҉̴̸̴̧̦̱̣͈̲̗̞̬̟̲̳̮̼͊ͣ͑̉̌ͤͦͣͪ͌̇̓̈͒̅ͦ̀ͪ͘͘͢͞ͅ ̸̸͈̣̲͈́ͪ ̸̵̧̢̮̤̩̯̭̩̭̭͖̝̣̪̱ͪ́̑̋́̓̓̈ͥ̀̔ͫͩ̏ͩ̒̅͘͢͞ ̟̖̒ͤ́ͨͥ̀̑̇͘͢͟ ̧̨̡̧͔̟̣̱̱̬͙̜̀ͨ̈́́̒̑́ͭ͛ͧͫͬ̕̕ ̵̢̢̧̢̤̮̞̙̟̼̘̰̳̬̃̀̔ͥͧͦ̇ͦ̆ͦ̎̉͟͝͞͞͝͞͠ͅ ̴̢͉͎͉͍̟̜̙͎̍̀̽̍̾ͮ̃͋͘͞ ̵̛͕̲̘͓̞͓̤͖̠͍̳̲̘ͮ̀͒ͥͥͫͮ̌̂̅̀ͩͧͯ̚̚͘̕͞͏̡ ̴̸̨̨̛͍̹̫͎̻̺̺̱̭̥̲́̾͂̀̐ͩ̈̾̽̀̓ͦ̃ͤ̾͘͜͜ ̢͖̣̺͐҉̼̤̕ ̵̡̰͎̞̤̭̣͇̩̞̩͍̺ͥ͒͋̓́̇̍̈̇͆̾͑̋͟͢͝͝ͅ ̵̭̤̳͎̮̂̔̈̒ͭ ̖̀ͣ̕͜ ͚̰͍͈̞̣̻ͥ̃̍̆͟͏̶̴̧̡̟̬͚͚̲̼̹͕̩͈̃̆͆̀͆͋̉ͣ̀̀̈̈̿͐͑̉̑̾̂͟͟͠ͅͅ ̶̷̛̗̳͖̫͇̞̦͖̠̈ͮ̃̏̍̾̚͟͠ ̡̛͓͓̜̹̟̳̙̪̲͔̭̝̩̘͕̗̗̭̿͊͐̆͂ͩ͛̋̊ͫ̓̄̚̕͜ ̲̬̟̦̙̮͇̱͉̲̈̐ͪͧ͂̎ͨ̌̓̅̈́̕͟͜͟͡͠ ͎͡͞҉̭̥͎̠̔ͫ̏̎ͪ̾̚҉̷̘̘̪̫͓̰̱̪͓̳͗ͮ̐ͪͦͮ̎͐̋ͯͧ̌͜͠ ̸̶̨̘̟̱̹̬͚̞̟̟̲̟ͣ̊̎͗̒ͫ́̓ͤͫ͋͌ͥ͒͐ ̶̻̖̂͡

anyway learned that bluesky doesn't count diacritics as characters so have this:

̵̶͖̠͔̲͎̘̞̖͇̖̭̺́ͬ̽̀̅̀̽̓̓͊̉̚͏̷̡̧̧̛̹͎̱̞̮̙̻͕̱̘̠͙̘̥̪͎̥̣͖̮̖͙̦̙̍̀ͣ̋ͩ̓̉̍͋̓̇̐͊̌͒͐ͫ͛ͥ̽͐͛̈̿̊ͧ̓́̐ͥͦ͒̈͐̏̾̆͊͊͑͛̓͢͠͞ ̢̘̞͙̈́̎҉̸̵̴̶̨̢̡̛̹͉̣̲͎̦̞͈͍͓̠̜̪͕̬̟͔̳̞̻̙̣̫̗̫̯̦̥̞̞̝̥̱̤̺̠̭̾͒ͧͭ̌̃ͪ̈̐͗̐͐̂̑ͩ̍̏̀ͥ̊ͮ̾͊̀̓̅ͤ̅͛ͨ͆̐ͮͬͩ̓̈͗̆ͨ̎̓̑̒ͪ̋̊̾̚̕̕͟͡͝ͅ͏̵̶̷̵̵̵̨̛̱̦̘͕̮͉̲͇͉̖̬͚̺̤̩̲̯̫͕͔̞̀͐̋͑̽̓̉̐̅̑̏ͭ̌ͯͮ͂̐ͬ̃͛ͤ͗̅̾̌̏ͯ̄͆͐̓͂̎̌͑̑ͭͭ̈̐͊͐ͬ̒ͥ͆͘͜͟͞͠͞͡ͅ҉̸̴̢͍̯̲̗̭͎̱͈̀͛͑̋͆̌ͩ̏̂͂̂̅̓ͭ̏̌̒̕͞͡͝ͅ͏̸̵̨̻͇̖͚͍̝̝̯̟͖̬̦͉̽ͮͭͯ͗͒͊̎̅͆̋̀̀͗͑͌̋͂ͦ̋́҉̴̷̸̢̢̛̳̗̟̥͓͎̭̰̼̜̫̲̺̼̰̲̪̦̗̗̞̍̊̆̂̐́͂̓ͣͮ͆̿̈ͯ̇͛̋͛̏ͫ́̀ͭ̔̚͟͜͡͞ ̴̸̛̭͖̦̟̟̯̩̰̰̞͖͖̂ͩ͛̽̏̌͌͗̇̌ͤ̚͘͡͏̩̔͏̸̵̢̰̟̰̱͉͚̱̘̼͖͗̔̐̓ͩ̓͗ͬͬͪ̐ͤ̽͐̐́́̄̚͘͢͟͡͝͝ͅ͏̷̵̷̵̶̡̡̢̨̛̲͉̬̣̬̬̫̦̰̲͍͖̘͙̯̬̘͔̳̰̖͇͖̦̼̺͚̟̹̑̎ͣ̅̄̈́̀̍̀̂̋ͤ͛̈͑ͩ̑ͯ̈́ͬ̆ͨ́̓ͯ̈̓̐̋̑̌̿ͦ͒̈́͒͆ͫ̇ͩ̊̕̚͜͢͢͡͡͡͏̶̸̵̷̸̶̴̵̷̵̶̡̧̧̢̧̨̛̛̛̛͍̤̮̯͍̥̭̮̣̟̳̳̯̦͍̬͚̤̝̮̰͓̞̘̘̣̠̟̘̰̳̥̦̱̙̖̮̰͈͖̞̤̣̳̬̪͕̥̟̼̳͖̰̩͇̟̗͕͈̝̫̫̠̱̠̫̤̤̰̰̼̯̜̺̼̦̱͓̬̳̭͔̤̖̱͇̟̞̰ͤ̓̀ͣ̆ͭͦ͒̔̊ͥ͂̓͗̃ͮ͂͂̃͑ͤ̂͋ͫ͋̃ͮ̂̑̓̓͋ͫ̑ͯ́̂͗̾͛ͫ̄ͭͧ͂ͥ͗̍̆͌̓̍͑͂ͧ̓ͦ̉̃ͩ͗̀͛̂͋̀ͬ̓ͣ͌̑ͭͯ͆ͬ̋ͩ́̎̄̑ͫ̓̀ͨ̚͘͘̕͢͜͟͢͜͟͟͞͡͡͠͞͞ ̷̶̡̠͍͔͎̘̭͔͌ͭͧͧ̃͌̾ͨ̈́̽̊̆̆̚͢͠͏̶̧̨̼̺̗̮͎̲̫̗͖͊̽ͤ̒̕͢ ̵̨̛͔̞͎͈̙̭̗̯̞̆̑̒̽̈ͥͦ͆͋̐̈́ͮ̉̇́ͥͧ̓̌͆͟ ̤ͥ͏̸̨̻̝̼̆͒ͦͫ̃͘ͅͅ҉̸̵̶̨̙̼͎̥̤̪͓̦̩̾ͥ̊̍͐ͧ̒̄ͫ̈ͬ̉̇ͫͭ̚͢͝ͅ͏̵̵̶̡̨͓̖̹̹͎̩͎̞̞̫̮͚̹̜̳̩͙̥͇͈ͩ̍ͥ̈͌̑̌̃ͭͪͩ̐ͫͤ̃ͣ̈́͂̀̄͘͟͏̧̠͎̼̥͎͚̫̔ͧͩ̽̎̀̆͏̶̸̭̹͗ͥ̀̉ͨͤ҉̮̙̼͈̈́̐̑͑͘͟҉̵̷̶̢̢̨̫̖̞͎̹̲̠͂ͧͣͭ̍́͡͏̵̧̗̜͇̙ͧ̀̎̕͏̵͎̠̠̫͔͍̻̳͖̺̱̙̗̳͚̖͂̓͋̔͋́̌ͨ͗ͧ́̅̽ͪ̑̐̓҉҉̵̷̸̸̶̢̨̢̢̨̞͙̩͎͓̬̤͚͉̙̖̖̫͚̤̙͓̣̹̬̲̞̮̖̻͙̱̪̪̯̻͔͚̣͎͉͔͎̺͙͐͋ͨ̂̈́̑̂͛̓͆ͩ̎͂ͨ̈́ͨ̎̑͐͌͊͐͑̇ͥ͑̿̂ͥ́̂ͨ͗̅ͨ̅́ͤ̋ͩ̈́̿̒̃ͧͯͬ̀̒̏̐́ͩ̿ͦ͊̊́ͬ̔͛ͧͪ̾̕͘̕͜͜͢͝͝͞͝͞͡͡͡ͅ͏̴̵̨̡̛̘̥̯̭͇̠̠̎͑̃ͣͥ̅͌̑̃͘͜͜͟͝ͅ҉ͦ̑̆͏̱͍̝̫ͬ҉̧̦̯͖̜̟͈̟͈͇̗̜͈͓̲͇̗̳͓͓̓ͦ͗̉ͩ̽̑̀̽̅̔̂̀̃̃́ͥͩͥ̉̈́̊ͪ̄͐̀̌̈̿ͩ̆̓̚̚̚͟͟͞͠

we meeting up at ͨͮ ̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ tn you gonna be there?

̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ :

alien sent to earth to learn about our culture: "And they call him charlie sheen despite his dull skin?"

me with my head in my hands, distraught: "I don't know man, I don't fucking know anymore"

the meth of icarus

italian fish be like "i breath-a the water"

honestly a good thing I didn't write the terminology like "verbs" or "nouns" i woulda called adjectives some shit like qualifiers

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